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‘How Bruce Lee Changed the World’ Caption Contest: The Winners

(Photo courtesy of Sherdog.)

After giving tender consideration to nearly 200 of your entries, we’ve selected the two winners of Friday’s caption contest, who will both be receiving DVD copies of How Bruce Lee Changed the Word, courtesy of A&E Home Entertainment. But first some honorable mentions:

Fedor vs. Bas: And this was the last time Rua touched Lyoto.

Rockologist: "Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like piss. If you piss into a cup, it becomes the cup. You piss into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. Piss into my mouth, it becomes my breakfast."

Ceeph: Lyoto Machida seen here, thanking Shogun for his impending KO of the Night bonus.

NealTaflinger: The always-evasive Machida slips Rua’s eye contact and counters with a handshake.

El Famous Burrito: "Your lifeline seems to terminate right around midnight, October the 24th. Also, your beloved bicycle is at The Alamo, in the basement."

hotsaucemonster: "Thank God I’m fighting someone Brazilian, what say after I’m done removing your nuts through your mouth we eat steak, wear speedos and pronounce our Rs with H sounds?"

Akilleez: "It looks benign to me, but just to be safe I am going to freeze it off."

Horror Fighter: "Look down there! It’s the midget from the last caption contest!"

And now the winners…

MMAniacal: "Hold on a sec… these bright lights are making me parched."

Smitty: "Greetings, Shogun. My advice to you when we fight is be like the nature of Sean Salmon."

Bruce would be proud, guys. MMAniacal and Smitty, please send your real names and addresses to and we’ll get your prizes out to you ASAP. Thanks to everyone who played!

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sxjohnson- September 9, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Rock's was the funniest.

Wish I would have won...... next time.
El Famous Burrito- September 9, 2009 at 9:55 am
Rockologist, I loved the clicking noises/blind woman comment. But I guess I was the only one.
nastyemu- September 9, 2009 at 9:41 am
you gotta be kidding me those winners are garbage
newotnek- September 9, 2009 at 8:21 am
hotsaucemonster had me rolling with the R's as H's.
Clintourious- September 9, 2009 at 8:17 am
Just for fun my caption.

As you can see here Lyoto is averting his eyes and using, Brett Rogers Masterful Technique of faking injury this is part of his intended game-plan to defeat Shogun. No wait he is just going to avoid punches, BJJ, and kicks and then retaliate without a devastating blow? I guess that is a good plan also.
Rockologist- September 9, 2009 at 6:35 am
Thanks everyone. I cant believe my submission about clicking noises didnt win. I thought that was comedy gold! Terminator I didnt steal from you, we both stole from Bruce Lee.
Terminator- September 9, 2009 at 6:22 am
Yea no shit, Rockologist was the funniest, cause he fucking stole that shit.
Fuck these Jewish bastards, I am gonna go and burry all their digg submissions.
nsiegel5- September 9, 2009 at 4:19 am
Rockologist comment was the best and related to bruce lee the best, the winners were not too funny, but just my opinion
AkilleeZ- September 9, 2009 at 1:53 am
Woot! Honorable Mention baby!
KillDozer- September 8, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Bens got no sense of humor. These captions suck balls.
My Chuck Norris caption was way more funny and all CP choses is some worthless crap that sounds like a firstgrader made it up before lunch. It's fucking bullshit.
Squirrelnuts- September 8, 2009 at 8:53 pm
pffft, those winners were nowhere near as funny as the others.
831 Son- September 8, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Terminator- September 8, 2009 at 5:47 pm
You bastards! Rockologist just copied what I posted, he even said it right after his post!

This is proof that Rockologist has done sexual favors for one of the Bens. Lets just hope it's a girl.

Aenarion- September 8, 2009 at 3:34 pm
That special sucked ass anyway... it barely talked about Bruce Lee's innovations at all. It was a bunch of retards claiming to be influenced by Lee... like LL Cool J talking about how he thought of Bruce Lee when stalking down a road as a cop with a gun. I'm not jealous.
NateGetsIrate- September 8, 2009 at 3:24 pm
So it looks like as long as you're one of the first to comment then you're guaranteed either the win or an honorable mention. Too bad I can't keep checking this website like every other second to see what's new, what with the having a life and all.
Walrus- September 8, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Pee Wee Herman for the win.

That post should have won.
One Two- September 8, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Damn references to ediths mom and lines from karate kid to shogun assasin to sin city but stumped again. The runners up were hillarious though and better than mine not so much the winners.
LoneWolf- September 8, 2009 at 3:07 pm
hotsaucemonster got robbed
shitbag- September 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Your Mom thinks I'm funny too
El Famous Burrito- September 8, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Yep, I submitted a lot of entries for that honorable mention, but congrats to Smitty and MMAniacal for scoring the free DVD.

Gotta work on some new material for the next ticket giveaway.
Smitty- September 8, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Hey, this is my first time winning anything on this site. It's usually me reading the winners and going "I saw a few funnier than that" so, I'll take what I can get. AND since I'm the biggest Bruce Lee fan in the fucking world, THIS IS SWEEEEEET!!!!!!!!
Spacebump- September 8, 2009 at 2:33 pm
runners up are all better than the winners......IMO

Have the Ben's farmed the caption picking duties out to India?
EDoggFunkMonk- September 8, 2009 at 2:33 pm
My comment about the midget, the tricycle, the clown, the potato and the Republican didn't get an honorable mention? That was gold... No, platinum!
WuTangClan- September 8, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Congrats El Famous Burrito, it only took you 50+ entries to get an honorable mention
hotsaucemonster- September 8, 2009 at 2:23 pm