(Photo courtesy of Sherdog.)
After giving tender consideration to nearly 200 of your entries, we’ve selected the two winners of Friday’s caption contest, who will both be receiving DVD copies of How Bruce Lee Changed the Word, courtesy of A&E Home Entertainment. But first some honorable mentions:
Fedor vs. Bas: And this was the last time Rua touched Lyoto.
Rockologist: "Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like piss. If you piss into a cup, it becomes the cup. You piss into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. Piss into my mouth, it becomes my breakfast."
Ceeph: Lyoto Machida seen here, thanking Shogun for his impending KO of the Night bonus.
NealTaflinger: The always-evasive Machida slips Rua’s eye contact and counters with a handshake.
El Famous Burrito: "Your lifeline seems to terminate right around midnight, October the 24th. Also, your beloved bicycle is at The Alamo, in the basement."
hotsaucemonster: "Thank God I’m fighting someone Brazilian, what say after I’m done removing your nuts through your mouth we eat steak, wear speedos and pronounce our Rs with H sounds?"
Akilleez: "It looks benign to me, but just to be safe I am going to freeze it off."
Horror Fighter: "Look down there! It’s the midget from the last caption contest!"
And now the winners…
MMAniacal: "Hold on a sec… these bright lights are making me parched."
Smitty: "Greetings, Shogun. My advice to you when we fight is be like the nature of Sean Salmon."
Bruce would be proud, guys. MMAniacal and Smitty, please send your real names and addresses to email@example.com and we’ll get your prizes out to you ASAP. Thanks to everyone who played!