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How Patrick Cote is Preparing for Anderson Silva

(That’s “The Predator” all right. I’d recognize those cheeks anywhere.)

Well, we’re officially disturbed. This picture of Patrick Cote, um, blowing off some steam(?) was sent to us by mini at and we immediately wished we had never seen it. So we did what any responsible internet types would do: we forced it on you, our readers. Enjoy your nightmares.

We don’t begrudge a guy his right to have a few too many (at least we hope alcohol was involved) and do things he’ll later wish he hadn’t. But when we picture the guy who’ll finally bring Anderson Silva‘s tremendous winning streak to an end, this isn’t the first thing that comes to mind.

More pictures are after the jump…if you dare.

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cotelover- September 29, 2008 at 3:03 am
cote is so fuckin hot, not in a gay way of course, but dang his asscheeks get me rock hard baby!!!! in a heterosexual kinda way
3dmarc- September 25, 2008 at 2:30 am
OMG!!! These pictures will start world war 3
Anonymous- September 25, 2008 at 1:31 am
That had nothing to do with America invading Canada. Learn some simple grade 7 comprehension.

America could easily invade us and take us over.....until the rest of the world stepped in.
Ziggy- September 24, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I can't believe you actually took the time to type all of the reasons we shouldn't invade Canada !!! You really showed that guy how smart you are !!!
Americans don't hate Canadians....but we know you have an inferiority complex and think its funny getting you all fired up !!!
Americant- September 24, 2008 at 5:56 am
Reasons why America is done, son.

1. Patriot Act.
2. You let 19 men with exacto-knives hijack planes and run them into towers while the man who bought them 6 months ago (and spoke openly about wanting to demolish them and rebuild) watched a few buildings away. (Owned by a Jew literally and sarcastically)
3. Current president's grandfather dealt in weapons with Nazi's (it's in the encyclopedia)
4. You spend billions to fight for freedom (oil) in other countries while your own citizens are losing their homes from banks that are going bankrupt (see #1)
5. You are unaware that China could destroy your economy overnight if and when they ever decided to switch to the Euro.
6. Millions of you every Sunday sit on your couches, mostly overweight, and watch a bunch of hillbillies drive cars on oval tracks on TV for 3 hours. Neat.
7. Millions of you sit on your couches, mostly overweight, and watch a bunch of people living in a house on TV 3 times a week. Kinda gay.
8. You have no clue whatsoever to who you owe your 10+ Trillion dollar debt to.
9. Your great-grandparents let Woodrow Wilson sell your country to the Federal Reserve.
10. You protect Israel. Wtf?
bonerinspired- September 23, 2008 at 4:50 pm
he's going to kick the shit out of silva. then eat his asshole, then piledrive his butthole.
Joe Random- September 23, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Why are all the comments in a "United States vs Canada" theme? Wouldn't "Brazil vs Canada" be more appropriate?

Anywho, if he wants to party a bit who cares?
IRULEZHAHA- September 23, 2008 at 11:31 am

(thank you)
Blah- September 23, 2008 at 9:54 am
Blah. Blah. fucking Blah.
pookungfu- September 23, 2008 at 4:32 am
Australia for teh win!!
Seriously guys, get the fuck over it. Cote wants to party let him fuckin party, who gives a shit if he's partying 24/7 and not preparing for the fight, or having a night with his friends. Its his business, as long as he shows up on fight night ready to throwdown it doesnt really matter.
but seriously, is anyone expecting anything out of him for this fight? Why all the furore about it?
Joe from family guy- September 23, 2008 at 2:35 am
Yer all a bunch of queers!
ameradumb- September 22, 2008 at 11:35 pm
If America and Canada were in a war for oil you would crush us? With most of America's troops over seas, trying to invade the second largest country in the world would be dumb. Especially considering how many nations would be on Canada's side(IE the Commonwealth and most intervening members of NATO). You see... People actually like Canadians. Bye bye to all the fresh water and electricty and oil that Canada supplies America. Canada is America's largest source of imports, bye bye to all that and imports from Britain and many parts of Europe. Between the troops still remaining over seas and the troops that it would take to invade Canada. It would be easy for other nations to invade the US. Say like... Russia. Tensions have been pretty strong between you two lately. And I wouldn't be surprised if they were to capitalize on a weakly defended America and an excuse to invade.
Lia Mack- September 22, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Have you seen how Dana reacts to stupid shit like this? Yeah, it's all fun and games to roll around with your chica and, ah, man friend, in the back yard...but don't put pics of the events on the web!! The UFC is not a college dorm. Someone going for the belt should be putting his best food forward not only in preparation for the fight, but also in respect for what he's after. I highly doubt this guy has what it takes to beat Silva. He's all cock and no show (as you can see from the pics!)
Red White and Fuck you- September 22, 2008 at 9:28 pm
how the fuck are you canucs gonna talk shit. you have been hiding behind america since you became a country, and the worst part is one of your best allies is France. Now that is something to bragg about. Your fighters are garbage just like your hockey teams. And your health care that is a joke, if your a welfare piece of shit it is a great thing but as a tax payer it has to suck. So the next time you talk shit on anything american remeber who has been protecting your inbred asses forever.
Canucklechuck- September 22, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Wow, my fellow Canadians are in a bit of a mood today hey? What vigor!! What patriotism!! What ridiculous stupidity!!! How can you argue against gross generalization and the mis-characterization of an entire country of people, with the exact friggin' argument going the other way? Enough with the "Americans are stupid" line. Not every American supports the republicans, in fact just about half the country (and more than half in 2000) voted for the other team. Now, those looking to vote for McCain/Palin at this point in history, those douches are dumb, really really fucking dumb.
Seriously though, a my-dad-is-tougher-than-your-dad "debate"? On an MMA site? Talk about silly. Now I know it's been said before many times, but theres this thing about arguing in the internet. You see... well, here's a picture that basically sums it up.
mmmiles- September 22, 2008 at 6:35 pm



Also last time I was in CA the good stuff was BC bud. I wouldn't be in too much of a hurry to say anyone's going to top British Columbia when it comes to pot...

And if they don't hurry up and find someone really tough for Silva to fight, he really WILL retire. I'm happy Cote has got a chance at the title, but he's likely going to get turned into a ragdoll.
madbliza- September 22, 2008 at 6:07 pm
LMAO That's one hell of an argument. Because the only person that Cote can claim is also Lutter.
gornie- September 22, 2008 at 5:04 pm
canadian-for-the-us- September 22, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Holy crap...this is stupid!! The Canadians spewing anger and hatred here DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT represent majority of Canadians who do respect the U.S and what they have done for us!

I GAURANTEE!!! GAURANTEE!!! that 99.9% of the spew delivered about the U.S was from Easterners....basically the California of Canada! Liberal hate mongers...

Never here that from an Albertan!

And the loser Americans bashing Canada, which I believe again is a small % of shit heads that would know less than me about thier own country!

,Get ready for a upset..I dont know why the spider is put on such a high platform!! Who has he beat of signifigance?? I can name one, and only one...Henderson..he almost got beat by Lutter man, LUtter!! He will be exposed very soon, just like that fake Alexander..the spider is starting to display too much cockyness, and I bet Cote will take him
mmablaster- September 22, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Canada and the US are both cool. Good lord.

As for the pictures, I highly doubt they were taken during his preperation for Anderson Silva. For all we know, those could have been taken a year ago, and someone just put them up on their myspace or something.
Anonymous- September 22, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Actually, people who think canada relying on the US for our freedom, if canada wanted to, we could cut off our power supply, US relying on Canada more than you think.

MadBliza, your attitude proves the bully mentality some people have. I suggest you shut your mouth, cause you have no idea what is coming in the near future, no clue at all. keep watching fights, and stop thinking you know anything about global events, culture, etc. your opinion means nothing.
Faust- September 22, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Who cares, Americans who hate Canada, are silly. and vice versa, But I will say one thing, Americans beleive thier country is the best, but most of it is smoke and mirrors, looks good on TV, in reality, they are circling the drain.

People complain that Canada is socialism, but in the US, the tax payers, are bailing out corperate companies, the tax payers are getting the corperations debt, yet the corperations keep thier profit. How silly is that?

That 700 billion doesnt come from no where, your all paying for it (America), and the corperations still make profit. Americans basically get hit with Americas debt, and the corperations are free to make more money.

Go plant a garden, cause its gonna get bad,..................very soon.
Jugger- September 22, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Canada is a place where people live.

People live in America too.

I live America. Patrick Cote lives in Canada.

If that's not complicated enough, check this out:

Anderson Silva lives in Brazil!

This world is, indeed, a crazy place.
MadBliza- September 22, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Look, nobody screws with Canada because we Americans are next door. Nuff said. Enjoy your prosperity and you are welcome.

On a lighter note, I feel bad for Cote. He is a pretty good fighter but is destined to be a punching bag for Silva. He's not even considered the underdog for this fight. He's a tomato can for Silva. To think that he has fought to get here and he's only a blip on the radar. That has got to suck.
douchebaggery- September 22, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Patrick "the sexual Predator" Cote sounds good