
(Don “Wolf” Yates — the reason the “Amber Alert” was invented.)
Judging from the two minutes I watched, pretty fucking terrible. I was surprised at how similar the show looked to the ’90s version — same games, same scoring system, same pre-op transsexuals. But again, I only caught a couple minutes, and didn’t see Gina “Crush” Carano once. If we missed anything important, let us know in the comments section.


The camera work on this show is nauseating. If Hulk Hogan said “brother” another time in the same sentence I would’ve had an aneurysm. It was like watching a NASCAR event at a highschool Battle of the Bands concert. The stadium obviously isn’t big enough to have all of the events. The Eliminator has turned into an episode of Ninja Warrior (see Barrel Roll). And yes, if any of the Gladiators moved into a new city, I’m sure they would have to inform their neighbors…. if you know what I mean.