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I Can’t Tell if This Ronda Rousey Tattoo Is Brilliant or Terrible

(“Close enough, let’s do some blow.” – Artist *and* client, simultaneously, I imagine.)

We here at are a cynical bunch, so naturally, our first instincts upon seeing this Ronda Rousey tattoo were to mock it relentlessly. But upon further review, perhaps this isn’t the single worst fan tattoo since some jaggoff got a tattoo of Arianny the Big-headed T-Rex. Hell, it may be subtle enough to be the single greatest fan tattoo of all time. For example:

- That whole face thing the tattoo has going on? Clearly a tribute to Rousey vs. Tate II, which, judging by the nasty hematoma under Rousey’s eye, this guy believes will end via knockout.

- See how the body of Rousey the woman creature in this tattoo is fat, lacks anything resembling muscles, and has a boob job that was probably done at Wal K-Mart? That’s because only men have big, ugly muscles, so if you’re enjoying a hand bra from a creature with muscles, then you’re fantasizing about a dude.

- Those laughably scrawny arms aren’t a product of a terrible “artist,” but rather, a clever tribute to Ronda’s signature armbar.

- You know why the tattoo replaced the pink handwraps with UFC gloves? Because Strikeforce isn’t even a real thing anymore, bro. Ronda is in the UFC now, and damn it, her hands need to reflect this.

- The inner thigh placement of this tattoo (we think?)? It’s IRONY, YOU MORONS! It’s his way of acknowledging that only a total jackass who will never know the touch of a beautiful woman would get a chick’s face tattooed on his inner thigh. But this guy is probably banging three different chicks as I type this, so irony, you guys.

Either all that stuff, or it’s a shitty tattoo. You tell me.



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CheckHisPee- July 31, 2013 at 1:53 pm
That is one turd of a tattoo.
El Guapo- July 31, 2013 at 11:30 am
Dude's gonna get a cease and desist letter from "Garbage Pail Kids" legal department any day now..
danomite- July 31, 2013 at 9:14 am
Well at least they didn't misspell UFC, so he's got that goin for him.
Enricho Palazzo- July 31, 2013 at 9:05 am

That's funny! There should be a thread titled, "What Immediately Came to Mind When You First Saw Alan Belcher's Tattoo". When I first said, "Why does he have Conway Twitty tattooed on his arm?" my neighbor replied, "Nah, that's just a really, really bad Elvis!" and his wife added, "Yeah, Elvis with a pig nose!"
Fried Taco- July 31, 2013 at 9:03 am
The tat would've come out better if the dude wasn't masturbating the whole time.
BaghdadBob- July 31, 2013 at 8:49 am
Faces of meth
Meister574- July 31, 2013 at 8:42 am
@Enricho Palazzo

When me and my wife first started dating, I invited her over to my house for a UFC fight party. Alan Blecher was fighting. She was outside and looked at the TV and immediately said "Why does that guy have a tattoo of Otho from Beetlejuice?" We laughed so hard we completely missed the first round.
El Famous Burrito- July 31, 2013 at 7:58 am

The era of tough guys having tattoos is dead. It was on life support for a good ten years before Bieber pulled the plug.
dipsetkilla316- July 31, 2013 at 7:26 am
congrats you got a tattoo of a chick u never banged, or meet, and never will in ur life. yea hes not gonna regret that choice a few years down the road. also she not even that hot.
Enricho Palazzo- July 31, 2013 at 6:31 am's definitely a step-up from Alan Belcher's Conway Twitty tattoo - oh, excuse me, I meant Johnny Cash - while this artist has talent he/she clearly should not be doing portraits. Belcher's inker has zero talent and should be banned from the industry by an act of Congress.
Viva Hate- July 31, 2013 at 5:45 am
While it may be a terrible Ronda tat, it is a spot on tranny Adam West.
Mr_Misanthropy- July 31, 2013 at 12:03 am
It's an 8 year old Dakota Fanning's head stuck on a 68 year old Nancy Reagan's body.

What, I'm just saying where'd the other bewb go?
Mr_Misanthropy- July 31, 2013 at 12:04 am
He'd better hope Ronda never sees that thing or she's going to rip it off and throw it in a dumpster.
Jesus Frijoles- July 30, 2013 at 10:16 pm
I say, that's a Lotta of snark from a guy who ain't sittin across from the guy with the tat. Would ya be this mouthy if he was on the bar stool next to you? Think about it, this guy's gonna have a lot of pent up rage after having that shitty tat very long. That ink would only make a positive impression if he was in prison
catshittacos- July 31, 2013 at 6:55 am
i would destroy this idiots dreams for getting such an awful tattoo- maybe research a little into his childhood and bring up some shit from that too
Mr_Misanthropy- July 31, 2013 at 12:07 am
Probably have to make some colors out of melted colored pencils, kool aid, non-dairy creamer, and floor wax liquid... just sayin'...
James MFing Bond 007- July 30, 2013 at 9:29 pm
I'd rather have Tate on my arm. At least she's hot.
dranokills- July 30, 2013 at 9:05 pm
gonna want to cover that up with Tito's head one day. dayum!
The12ozCurls- July 30, 2013 at 7:19 pm
I'm pretty sure he's banging 3 chicks RIGHT NOW, but the ink is still an abomination.

BTW, where is the breast augmentation station at K-Mart?
kswheels- July 30, 2013 at 6:02 pm
Yeah that's pretty shitty. Portrait tattoos are a terrible idea.