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I Guess It’s Good That Junie Browning Can Joke About This Stuff Now?

Yesterday we showed you a Randy Couture spoof video from last weekend’s MMA Awards that depicted the former UFC champ as having an admirable/slightly insensitive ability to joke about his many marital failures.  That seemed all in good fun, and then we saw this one, starring Junie Browning as the world’s worst life coach.  It’s one of those things that’s funny because it’s true — Junie really has managed to screw his life up with impressive speed and efficiency, despite several second chances.  It’s also one of those things that’s uncomfortable because it’s true, and true as of really recently.

It was less than three months ago that Browning was fired from the UFC after being charged with assaulting and threatening to rape the staff of a hospital where he was brought after what appeared to be a suicide attempt.  Now he’s doing funny voices, pretending to be on drugs (that was pretending, right? guys?), and joking about his bi-polar disorder in a video featuring a cameo by would-be local weatherman Dave Farra?  And here we thought things had gotten just about as bad as they could get for "The Lunatic." 

There’s a point at which self-deprecation becomes self-mockery.  It’s hard to say exactly where the line is, but when you are making light of criminal cases that are still pending against you while wearing an ironic D.A.R.E. t-shirt, it’s very possible that you’ve crossed it.

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Dr.- January 6, 2010 at 9:39 am
Sign this guy up to do the next installment of John Cena's The Marine.
Ritalin Boy- January 6, 2010 at 9:07 am
Funny or Die calibre.
JMass6112- January 6, 2010 at 7:08 am
Dude i was. I almost pissed my pants i though it was so funny. You people really need to lighten the fuck up. If he agreed to it, he probably thinks it funny too... "Motha fucking, shit, ass, fuck, damn, cock, shit, piss all at the same time" ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Fucking Classic
Videodrome_NOW- January 6, 2010 at 5:50 am
It seems that no one was laughing as hard as I was when I saw this. Whether you hate Junie or really hate Junie, it's what makes this video so miraculous. I was having a terrible day until I saw this and I laughed so hard I quit doing drugs! Thanks Junie!
Carl Sagan- January 6, 2010 at 4:01 am
^^The same can't be said about you though.

Junie's a poor actor, not a fighter. He might grow up someday and develop into one, but it's doubtful at this point. If he had gone through a re-hab, therapy and perhaps a significant amount of time had passed since he fucked his fight career, we might laugh with him instead of at him.
NateGetsIrate- January 5, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Crazy people are crazy funny.
Beef Merciful- January 5, 2010 at 9:12 pm
dude...lighten the hell up
NateGetsIrate- January 5, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Ha. We are looking down upon him. This is fun.
Deadpanda- January 5, 2010 at 6:52 pm
Hey, the first step is admitting you have a problem. More power to him. Better than any video I've made. aww I'm depressed now.
NECROPHYTE- January 5, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Yeah i can't wait for the War Machine edition...
BigCountrysCholesterol- January 5, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Disc #6: Confirm to everyone around you that you are going to be unsuccessful at two separate professions.
Seoul Brother- January 5, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Maybe Junie got paid for his trouble in Stuckey's & Piggly Wiggly gift certificates along with Kool-Aid, moonshine, mac & cheese, as well as nekkid pictures of his momma that he hasn't jerked off to.
TylerDyrden- January 5, 2010 at 4:06 pm
hahahahaha i love it. it shows how truly retarded Junie is and that he doesn't really take the seriousness of the retardation he has!
portland mma- January 5, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Man the judge has gotta love this, he shows so much remorse and is taking what he did very seriously...See Junie this why Shawn Tompkins can't leave you alone, he leaves for 5 minutes so the Polish Hammer can get his head ripped off and this is what you do?
MC Obscene- January 5, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Junie and War Machine should do Gay S&M Porn.
macreadysshack- January 5, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Junie and Warmachine should co-host self-help workshops.
Sneaky Pete- January 5, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Wow. At least Junie's aware of what a screw up he is. That might be a small glimmer of hope for him, that he might seek out the help he so desperately need.

Good Luck Junie.
skeletor- January 5, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Couture's video was funny, it's possible it was funny because we don't know his first two wives and really don't care for his last wife.

But Junie's seemed to real, like he wasn't acting. You could physically see the mental disorders that he suffers from. Looks to me like a cry for help.

I hope whoever put him up to this feels really guilty when he's found dead in some Kentucky trailer park.
MrFeexit- January 5, 2010 at 3:23 pm a fart in a quiet room. Kinda don't wanna look at anyone in the eyes
Seoul Brother- January 5, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Oy gevalt! What a meshuggener!