YA’LL ARE ALL A BUNCH OF RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gsp is a werdio but kos is AWEESOME!!!!! so get a life lyl

VANITY- It’s not just for little blonde chicks anymore.

Canadiens- Doing anything to get noticed in America.

Black Leather Boots—–$225
Hand Tailored suit —–$975
Silver Bowtie———–$145
A day of just hanging with your bitches —Priceless

This pic is OBVIOUSLY a shot taken from the set of the movie Kos & GSP are currently filming. This film is set to be released sometime next year, tenatively titled “Boogie Nights 2-K9″.

Dana White being escorted by his lowly asistants.

Finally, an explination for Dana’s shady ways!

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PRESIDENT BUSH TOLD ME TO LET YOU WIN CAUSE WE ARE TIRED OF HEARING YOU DAMN CANADIANS WINE

The entire nation waits with bated breath – of course it was a beautiful wedding, but will custody of the child during the divorce be as ugly as the Spears – K-Fed drama?

Something i did last minute
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Gsp walking his bitches ^^

Josh Koscheck : Hey george why is your dog scared shitless of you?

Josh and Georges take advantage of the ongoing strike at Maxim

Matt Serra……thankful that he is the 170 champion

You know it’s bad idea when man’s best friend want nothing to do with it

Some will do anything for money

Good things these 2 young UFC up and comers are making a good living as mixed martial artists

If this is the “new” look of the UFC then itis time for face lift

Josh and Georges take a break during contract negotiations at the UFC compound

D Biggles DID NOT WRITE THAT LAST COMMENT. IT WAS POSTED BY THE MO FO MILK MAN.
JUST FOR THE RECORD.

{music in the background: Right Said Fred’s “Im Too Sexy”}
Tune in to Fox T.V as GSP and Josh Kosheck host America’s new reality show:
“America’s Next Ultimate Male Model”

I really hope the ufc has a dont ask dont tell policy or Dana is fucked like kos by a certain french canadian with jungle fever.

and this is the “future” of the 170′s in the ufc need i say more, jesus they make Richard Simmons look like Chuck Liddell.

- C’mon Kos, the audtions for the new John Woo film are this way.

or

- Trust me Kos, put everything you got on Rover to win. He’s an 11 to 1 favourite. He can’t lose!

or

- some random crap about gays and beastiality.

New Promotion: Ultimate Fag Championship

2 gays, 1 dog.

?

Kos: “Mugatoos new Derelict campain, Sorry you didnt book it”

Gsp: “Me and my friends been swimming with spider monkeys off the south shore of St Barts, trippin’ on acid. Changed our whole perspective on shit…… So i guess you can Dere-Lick my balls cap-E-tan”

The Wigger and The Snowback

Bitches & hoes by GSP.

GSP takes the bitch for a walk and the dog for some exercise…

Koscheck: Dude, I think you picked up my coat…

A trip to Walmart to pick Koscheck up some peroxide for those roots.

Who says that the UFC is just a fighter’s sell-out!?

GSP: I’m going to find that motherf*cker who stole my neck!

do you have any grey poupon?

GSP: “so then i tell him, hanging from the lamps……i make them blow balloons out of them and drop ‘em on people from the roof. hahaha.
Kos: “I don’t get it.”
dog: “If I jump back hard enough I might break my neck and die…..well here goes nothin’.”

The Matrix 4
Coming Soon (striaght to DVD Blockbuster Exclusive)

Kos: “whoa!, whoa!, whoa!…..not that wide man.”

GSP: “Shit Yeah that wide!”

Men(and Dog) in Black 3, coming to a theatre near you…

GSP and Kos to dog : Don’t worry, the feeling will eventually come back.

Come on Pooch, even you can take Kos down.

Takin my 2 bitches for a walk….

“Evolution of the MMA Fighter: Koscheck –> Dog –> GSP”

The Toronto Gazette reports that in just under 72 hours the nation of Canada formally surrendered to Josh Koscheck.In an act of peace,Canada’s pre-eminent spokesperson GSP offers a dog as a sign good will.The conflict, which started over who looked better in a suit,ended with the American on top,the blonde black man perm proving unbeatable.Despite being visually distraught, the enitre nation now under Koscheck’s rule, has reportedly gotten the best sleep of thier lives.

There’s always a fight a when a Bitch come between ya.

Kos: Why can’t I quit you?

GSP: Cause Dana hasn’t milked you for all the money you’re worth yet.

Georges – koscheck on my lead. tu comprende?
kos – ahh georges i have no idea what youre saying
georges – je suis sava mal .. pleaseeeeeeee come with me i want you to come so bad
kos – ahh welll.. if you cant beat him, join him

This is how Dana White sees KOS,GSP and Matt Serra when he dreams at night!

(GSP)Well… I guess we are gay, a little (Dog) A little?

Manservant, be sure to pick up Claude’s mess.

or simply…

F*cking French Canadians…

Hoping to cash in on the recent MMA buzz, Snausages has unveiled its new marketing campaign.

Poor Rover never imagined he would be the bridge of that eiffel tower.

GSP “You see this outadted pointed ankle boot? I will put it up what is left of your ass after my dog gets you in a double buttox submission biaaaatch!”

“I am taking both you bitches out behind the woodshed”

This Time Josh and GSP were ready for Dana’s “The Dog ate your contract” excuse.

I keep staring at that pic and thinking “Taco – Puttin’ on the Ritz”

So I’m going to have to say “Puttin’ on the Ritz”; while http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY plays on.

“Anywhere that will serve Matt Serra isn’t good enough to serve my dog!”

I can’t believe they didn’t have any Grey Poupon.

Oeil étrange pour le type d’UFC

…and the three emerged victorious. Or at least two of them did – someone had to be on the bottom.

…and the three emerged victorious. Or at least two of them did.

St. Pierre knew it would be a difficult decision to put him down when he’d passed his prime, but realized that the dog would like to be there to say goodbye too.

Dog: “I should have used Preparation H.”

Anything less.. would be uncircumcised.

“My friend, who ees dat wit Chuck?”
“Christ, is he posing with Federline again?”

GSP : “Now that both of you are my slaves, I will have my way with you. To the shed.”

its not my fault your jacket shrank, kos!

“Not my idea of a “typical” blind date….but ok….I’m game.”

St Pierre will give Matt’s dog back when Matt gives St Pierre’s belt back.

Matt Serra woke up to a very quite house that morning, Sea Biscuit was gone.

Matt Serra never saw his dog again….

After UFC 74, in a compromise to quiet St. Pierre’s claims that he had just made Josh Koscheck his bitch, Josh offered the ownership of his dog with the agreement that she would be renamed ‘Josh Koscheck’.

Georges St. Pierre getting ready to take Josh Koscheck’s dog for a walk.

I’m not saying Koscheck is afraid of St. Pierre, but they DO say that dogs look like their owners.

…Josh must just be able to hide it better.

“We don’t need an ugly dog to look this good”
-Maxim

Buying a new suit to keep up with GSP- $10,000
Buying a new watch to keep up with GSP- another $5,000
Training to keep up with GSP- Hours and hours of gym time, blood and sweat
Always being one step behind GSP , even in a maxim photo shoot- PRICELESS

They say dogs pick up on body language very well. Here, Koscheck chooses to hide his fear differently, trying to emulate the creature’s moves so that he won’t startle the ferocious beast.

GSP: Heelz “Quin-TON” Heelz.

Cesar Milan: out of gsp’s two dogs Sparky is da one that need a leash

Mister St. Pierre with two of his bitches.

Let’s party like it’s 1865!

you shit over here on serra’s lawn rover

Seriously guys, who let the fucking dogs out?

The Bounty hunters

“1 night in pierre”
inspired by paris hilton 1 night in paris

last men standing

Not hockey night in canada?? lol good 1 naughton lol

“Pound Puppies”

That was me ^^^^^^^

“One night in Canada”

“Top Dogs”

GSP: Bitch, did you fart?!

Josh: What? No fucking way!!!

GSP: No, the dog, moron

Josh: Oh, I knew…

GSP: No you didn’t

“Gone To The Dogs”

If you can wrestle this dog to the mat without putting peanut butter on your balls i will give you a rematch.

Canada’s Next Top Model…FIERCE!

The odd couple 2: Napoleon and Sisqo

UFC, circa 1924

koscheck and gsp prepare to get revenge by peforming a donkey show with matt serra’s dog

http://mikey99.deviantart.com/art/GSP-World-Domination-77794416

These Guys arent your typical Door to Door salesmen!

Metro-Gladiators

The Knock around men!
or The knock around guys!

Find serra and my belt rover

The Usual suspects

House rental: $1000.00

New dog: $600.00

Suit rental: $900.00

Josh Koscheck rental: $50.00 and two cans of Pepsi

Being french canadian and looking macho: Impossible

Men in Black

Josh Koscheck : let me get this straight, dana is giving you 90,000 more then me

GSP : Well he gave you his invisible dog leash

Dog “why is this french guy choking me and who is this blonde guy with the bad tan?”

Kos : “So your telling me to get this fight….I have to eat this dog?”

typo’d it the first time

Kos : “So your telling me in to get this fight….I have to eat this dog?”

Ultimate Fancy Championship

Brokeback City

Koscheck: If i let your dog hump my leg can i get a title shot?
GSP: Title shot?? I have to win first

Koscheck:……Come on! I came all the way up to Canada, because you said you had me a bitch……..throw me a bone, man.

“God George, I told you they wouldn’t allow dogs at the N.A.M.B.L.A. convention”

GSP walking 2 the dogs he owns.

*sniffing* Kos – “wtf who farted??”

*dog moves away from gsp*

GSP – “EET WAS MEEEEEEEEE!”

Kos: Nice Dog.

GSP: Thanks.

2 MMA Fighters 1 Dog…………sorry i had to xD

Kos – Gay Super Hero
Gsp – Bald Angry Midget with a bowtie

hahahahah seriously look at that pic and think of it they really look like a super hero and an angry midget!

Boy we did it this time Josh…poor dog cant walk straight

*sniffing* Who farted???

*dog slinks away from GSP’s ass*

No really Josh, seriously, your gameplan against GSP was a good one……for me to poop on.

eeehh lét mi walkeh’ le doog eh?

Armani Suit: $4000
Custom Italian Shoes: $1700
Pure Bred Canine: $1500
The knowledge that you can make Josh Koscheck toss your salad at any given time: Priceless

See, I told you domestic partnerships were ok in Canada!!

or: ground and dog pound

ground and pooch

Okay, whoever gets punched first gets ten bucks…

Any caption with “Any Way You Want It” playing in the background should win

I TOLD you Miami Vice 2 auditions were yesterday!

Dog: “Always a bridesmaid never a bride.”

The newest edition to the spike line up “Georges and Josh’s Home Heist.”

Life after UFC…door to door vacuum cleaner sales

Men in Black III: Will Smith Knew Better.

gsp: is that matt serra?
kos: don’t worry, i got your back

Hello,

This is GSP and JK. We would like to make for trade with cagepotato. We give this crazy dog we find on street, you give signed copy of book of favorite UFC star Chuck Liddell, yes?

Hey check out our new dog. We call him Tito and he is our bitch!

the formal party fido pairformance was mine

this was not mine………..
# bump Says:
February 18th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

kos: I thought you said this was a formal party…
gsp: in canada, formal party means sexy time weet doggies.
kos: whens the next one? that was fun!
gsp: no…fido was not eempressed with your pairformance.

Koscheck- Dude! i told you they wouldnt let you become president, you’re not even american!
GSP- Buut I tot that if we drissed nice zey woulda let us een

Jehova’s Witness canvassing has really gone to the dogs.

kos: I thought you said this was a formal party…
gsp: in canada, formal party means sexy time weet doggies.
kos: whens the next one? that was fun!
gsp: no…fido was not eempressed with your pairformance.

- St-pierre! your dog is pissing on me
-uhuh….i know.

Dog: I don’t know which bitch to answer to.

I’m just a gigolo, and everywhere I go………….

Damn it, I told you we should have called Vick before just showing up.

Bitch betta have my money!

- Jolly Evening to walk pooch, wouldnt you think so, Mister Koscheck?
- It sure is Mister St-pierre, Sir. I just hope we wont come accross Sir Serra.
- Dont worry son, If this rude man causes trouble, I’ll chalenge him to a Duel.
- That would be great sir. So when we come back, can I be on top for once?

Josh Koscheck……….(long pause) you are……….. NOT the father. (said in a Maury Povich voice)

the only bitch who understands him is his dog /RUSH/ you damn right
and who is the bitch who gets beat at his own game /KOS/ can ya dig it

“Blood..Sweat…Tears…a class above the the rest” “WELTERWEIGHT” fragrance by Dana White

On the set of Brokeback Mountain 2….”Love in the Octagon”

Or…

“Come here you little Bitch! Sorry pooch, I wasn’t talking to you.”

“Come here you little Bitch, you too Koscheck!”

Josh Koscheck….The Ultimate Pooper Scooper

Observe…the closest Josh Koscheck will ever come to being Welterweight Champion

“GSP taking the bitches out for a walk”

Two dudes, one pup.

Frankly, Mr. Koshcheck, I am not impressed by your lack of canine companionship.

GSP: Look i beat you fair and square and a bet was a bet. Don’t worry i won’t say anything and well…the dog can’t talk.

dumb

Josh and Georges, getting ready for another relaxing afternoon at Michael Vick’s house.

Leaving the Whitehouse…

It’s not that Bush didn’t like you and your dog, your just Canadian!

Come on pooch, Dana’s not that much of a dickhead in real life.

Koscheck thinking, “I’ll get you next time, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”

I always thought GSP would be the one holding kos’ leash in the bedroom…

Canada hasn’t banned interspecies wedding yet???

oh look and theres a dog too.

Movin’ on up…