For the second week in a row, you’ve proven your dedication to the noble cause of winning free shit. Last week’s Chuck Liddell caption contest took in 100 entries. This week: 102. Progress! Before we name the four (!) people who won signed copies of Iceman: My Fighting Life, let’s take a moment to recognize the runners-up:
SikSik6: In today’s press release, Liddell announced that he will be changing his nickname from “The Iceman” to “The Douche Magnet.”
darylo: Chuck n Cheesy
[Ed. note: Great. Now I have a craving for ball-pits.]
totaldb: The Liddelerline’s first night out
[Ed. note: Doesn't quite roll off the tongue like TomKat or Bennifer, does it?]
K-fed: ay dawg its some fine ass breezies round hurr put it in the browntown from downtown
Chuck: *snorts a line,nods*
[Ed. note: We're suckers for stage-directions.]
And now the winners…
Noah: As most men would be, Chuck was proud to show off the largest shit he’d ever taken.
James: Rumor has it Heath Ledger was also at this party
[Ed. note: Made us crack up and we're still not sure why.]
- ”Balled His Way to the Bottom” meets “Brawled His Way to the Top”.
- One is famous for poundin’ mound and the other is famous for ground ‘n pound.
- Knocks ‘em Up and Knocks ‘em Out.
[Ed. note: Three variations on a theme, all awesome.]
Mike: (see comment @ 2/5, 1:05 am…the one that’s way too long to reprint here)
[Ed. note: We were on the fence about this. On the one hand, it's not a caption at all, but rather the lyrics to a 14-minute rap epic. On the other hand, it's incredibly freakin' creative. Chuck (MMA) + K-Fed (rap) = MMA rap, basically. Mike could have gone the wacky route, but he came up with some genuinely hot rhymes. And even though the Shonie Carter/Matt Serra/GSP section is way off-topic, we decided to give him the nod for his passion and effort. Going the extra mile (or verse) never hurts.]
Noah, James, J.J., and Mike: Please e-mail email@example.com with your addresses and we’ll get the books to you right away. We’re going to take a week off from caption contesting to let you re-charge your creative batteries. But come back Monday for an intense Chuck Liddell trivia contest, in which one autographed book will be on the line. Hang loose…