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‘Iceman’ Caption Contest II: Big Winners!!!

For the second week in a row, you’ve proven your dedication to the noble cause of winning free shit. Last week’s Chuck Liddell caption contest took in 100 entries. This week: 102. Progress! Before we name the four (!) people who won signed copies of Iceman: My Fighting Life, let’s take a moment to recognize the runners-up:

SikSik6: In today’s press release, Liddell announced that he will be changing his nickname from “The Iceman” to “The Douche Magnet.”

darylo: Chuck n Cheesy
[Ed. note: Great. Now I have a craving for ball-pits.]

totaldb: The Liddelerline’s first night out
[Ed. note: Doesn't quite roll off the tongue like TomKat or Bennifer, does it?]


K-fed: ay dawg its some fine ass breezies round hurr put it in the browntown from downtown
Chuck: *snorts a line,nods*
[Ed. note: We're suckers for stage-directions.]

And now the winners…

Noah: As most men would be, Chuck was proud to show off the largest shit he’d ever taken.

James: Rumor has it Heath Ledger was also at this party
[Ed. note: Made us crack up and we're still not sure why.]

J.J. Says:
- ”Balled His Way to the Bottom” meets “Brawled His Way to the Top”.
- One is famous for poundin’ mound and the other is famous for ground ‘n pound.
- Knocks ‘em Up and Knocks ‘em Out.
[Ed. note: Three variations on a theme, all awesome.]

Mike: (see comment @ 2/5, 1:05 am…the one that’s way too long to reprint here)
[Ed. note: We were on the fence about this. On the one hand, it's not a caption at all, but rather the lyrics to a 14-minute rap epic. On the other hand, it's incredibly freakin' creative. Chuck (MMA) + K-Fed (rap) = MMA rap, basically. Mike could have gone the wacky route, but he came up with some genuinely hot rhymes. And even though the Shonie Carter/Matt Serra/GSP section is way off-topic, we decided to give him the nod for his passion and effort. Going the extra mile (or verse) never hurts.]

Noah, James, J.J., and Mike: Please e-mail with your addresses and we’ll get the books to you right away. We’re going to take a week off from caption contesting to let you re-charge your creative batteries. But come back Monday for an intense Chuck Liddell trivia contest, in which one autographed book will be on the line. Hang loose…

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Mike- February 10, 2008 at 7:07 am
Awesome. I can't wait.
Than- February 10, 2008 at 5:08 am
Hey just to let you guys know, they will actually send you the book. I got my book in the mail on Friday.
Mike- February 9, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Hey, this is the Mike that won. I've tried emailing you my mailing information but I received a delivery error. I sent another e-mail but if I receive the same message, is there another way of getting you my mailing address?
Mike- February 8, 2008 at 7:43 pm
It was a parody. And it was damn good if I may say so myself.

I thought I mentioned that in my post. If I didn't, I apologize.

Here are the full lyrics from the original:
andrew- February 7, 2008 at 7:11 pm
pshh im bored.. heres more of what mike swagger jacked------

[Dr. Dre]
And I can pull any string
Don't have to prove anything
Catch a contract on your head
You headed West, talk shit about Dre?
You better get a vest, then invest in something
To protect your head and neck

And it's back and forth all day like Red and Meth
I joke when I say I'm the best in the booth
But a lot of truth is said injest
And if I ever do live to be a legend
I'ma die a sudden death, 5 mics in The Source
Ain't holdin' my fuckin breath
But I suffocate for the respect
Fore I breath the collect the fuckin check
andrew- February 7, 2008 at 7:08 pm
pshh mike shouldent have won, he ripped the whole flow of his rap of of EMINEMS "SAY WHAT YOU SAY" featuring dr.dre, he swagger jacked a lot of lyrics too

Fuck Jermaine, he don't belong speakin mine or Timbaland's name
And don't think I don't read your little interviews and see what your sayin
I'ma giant, and I ain't gotta move till I'm revoked
When I see you, I'ma step on you and not even know it
Ya midget, Mini-Me, with a buncha little Mini-You's
Runnin around your backyard swimming pools
Over 80 million records sold
And I ain't had to do it with 10 or 11 year olds

Second verse, it gets worst
It gets no better than this
Amatuers drink veteran piss
From a Dixie cup, if you ever mix me up
Or confuse me with a Canibus or Dre with a Dupri
Will rub it in, every club your in, we'll have you
Blackballed and make sure you never rap a fucken again
Dre ain't havin it as long as Im here, play Devil's Advocate February 7, 2008 at 5:18 pm
We all knew Chuck loved pussies, but things started to get a bit out of control before the Jardine fight.
Noah- February 7, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Nice! I thought I had a chance of winning, but I wasn't holding my breath. There were a lot of funny captions in this contest, I am honored that my poop joke prevailed!