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‘Iceman’ Caption Contest: Le Gran Finale

Well, some of you sons-of-bitches are going to be pissed after this one. With the last signed copy of Iceman: My Fighting Life up for grabs, over 150 captions were submitted, and you guys were throwing straight fire. Unfortunately, less prizes + more entries = disappointment. Will you agree with our choice? Probably not. But with so many awesome captions, we had to pick the one that gave us the most unexpected laugh. Check out the honorable mentions below, and the winner after the jump. Special bro-grabs to Dutton Books for making this whole thing possible!

Frank: GSP taking the bitches out for a walk

Dudeman: Josh Koscheck…The Ultimate Pooper Scooper

BG75: The odd couple 2: Napoleon and Sisqo

dleacock: Ultimate Fancy Championship

SikSik6: No really Josh, seriously, your gameplan against GSP was a good one……for me to poop on.


John-01: Matt Serra never saw his dog again….

The BOOG: Anything less.. would be uncircumcised.

Wyatt: F*cking French Canadians…

House rental: $1000.00
New dog: $600.00
Suit rental: $900.00
Josh Koscheck rental: $50.00 and two cans of Pepsi
Being french canadian and looking macho: Impossible

If your commenter name is “bmwtech,” e-mail with your address and we’ll get the book out to you ASAP. Good times, people — let’s do this again soon.

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Babaloo- February 23, 2008 at 2:38 am
I was late, but I am sure this would have taken home the gold:

"Dana White being escorted by his lowly asistants.

Finally, an explination for Dana’s shady ways!"

Okay, maybe not!
Babaloo- February 22, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Canadians (including French Canadians) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Americans.

dleacock- February 22, 2008 at 10:19 am
ah well, I got honorable mentions... i'll get it next time :)
alan- February 22, 2008 at 2:30 am
maaaan fuck this....i never win shit
Wyatt- February 22, 2008 at 2:12 am
Besides, if he was from Alabama and the pic was him walking out of a trailer with a six pack of PBR wearing overalls, I'm sure there would be a deluge of redneck and white trash jokes and no one would bat an eye. Lets all just calm down, take a deep breath here. Man, people who like to watch other people fight you guys are sensitive!
Wyatt- February 22, 2008 at 2:03 am
Oh come on, I play hockey and a good natured French Canadian rib is fully accepted, grow up.
Jonathan- February 22, 2008 at 1:00 am
it's not from a VISA commercial, its from the MASTERCARD "priceless" commercials, dummies!

and btw- it doesnt surprise me that you american posters will make fun of french canadians... 99% of americans are racist as fu*k... you guys will make fun of ANY non-Americans... it's in your blood... and that is why the rest of the world hates you.
Bod- February 21, 2008 at 11:40 pm
I am french canadian, I live in montreal, i laughed my ass off when I read the winning line, who gives a shit about a guy who laugh about GSP on this site, would he tell that to his face? I don't think so, so stop giving a shit and telling it's racist, you dumb bastards.

Ben oui, il rie des québécois, pis après, on rie bien des américains à tour de bras nous! lolll
canuck- February 21, 2008 at 8:24 pm
i agree that french canadians get some ribbing thats not deserved but i dont think its "racist" last time i checked being french canadian wasnt a race...

D Biggles... you're a douche
D Biggles- February 21, 2008 at 8:09 pm
canadians suck especially french ones shut the fuck up ho
Turdburglar- February 21, 2008 at 8:07 pm

French Canadian- February 21, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Fucking racist.

At least were not dumb enouph to vote for Bush if we could.
S.Blake- February 21, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Turdburglar- February 21, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I think Mugato should have won.
BG75- February 21, 2008 at 4:05 pm
God dammit, honorable mention on 2 of the pictures
BIG CHRIS- February 21, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Why was this called the Iceman caption contest??? Where is the picture of the iceman at?? The winner should have been FRANK, that one was funny.

Not too good CP...not too good.
Old, Bald and Irish- February 21, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I gotta disagree a little bit with Noah, I think it's a winner.

Yes, the "Visa" stuff has been done to death, but the final line made it work!
Noah- February 21, 2008 at 3:44 pm
And let the bitching begin! I thought the honorable mentions were pretty damn good, but the winning entry feels a little stale. It's a good joke, don't get me wrong, I just think I'm sick of the Visa commercial parodies. Anyway, congratulations bmwtech, I've only read a few chapters, but so far the book is a good read.