the expendables 3
The 16 Sexiest WAGs of ‘Expendables’ Cast Members

Idiotic Rumor: EliteXC’s 4-Way Freak Show

I wasn’t planning on posting about this — mainly because it’s ridiculous and there’s no real source — but it keeps popping up so I feel like I need to weigh in. Basically, 411mania.com is floating a rumor that EliteXC is considering a four-man heavyweight tournament that would include Kimbo Slice, Bob Sapp, Butterbean, and Tank Abbott.

Shit man, why not make it an eight-person tournament, and throw in Hong Man Choi, Dog the Bounty Hunter, that Indian girl who was born with eight limbs, and John Merrick’s bones?

I know EliteXC is smart enough to understand that putting Kimbo up against these fat has-beens is insulting to him, and no way to give him credibility in the world of mixed martial arts (which he’s been training his ass off trying to achieve). Bob Sapp is a joke, and Butterbean is a novelty act. For a brief moment after Kimbo beat Ray Mercer, the prospect of him fighting Tank Abbott seemed interesting, but he’s on a different level now. Fans understand that Kevin Ferguson doesn’t belong in a freak show; they want to see him face a fighter who’s his equal. Make it happen, Elite…

Cagepotato Comments

Showing 1-25 of comments

comments
Sort by : Show hidden comments
ThePeople- December 18, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Butterbean wins this easy.
Jay- December 18, 2007 at 1:00 am
This rumor is 100% false
Jeremy- December 17, 2007 at 11:52 pm
You got it all wrong Chris, it would HAVE to be KFC's triple chicken dippers and atleast some kinda prospect on a mash potato bowl.
BIG CHRIS- December 17, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Well since we are speaking of novelty acts.....who more than Kimbo Slice.....he would fit right into that fight card in my opinion, all four of those are novelty acts, what will happen if they actually plan this is Bob Sapp will get hurt in training, ButterBean will gas in the first 30 seconds with whoever he fights....but Kimbo could prove something by Fighting Tank Abbot though....but they should keep it real and fight behind a Taco Bell in Huntington Beach or something...the winner gets a steak Challuppa!! Make that happen and we got some PPV material....
CagePotatoMMA