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If Either Tito Ortiz or Forrest Griffin Get Their Way, Then We Will Be Seeing Ortiz/Griffin 3

(That moment when Punch face becomes Troll face.) 

As we all know, inspirational icon Tito Ortiz plans to call it a career after his next fight, or so he has claimed. He has also stated a desire for his final fight to take place on 4th of July weekend, and against either Forrest Griffin or Chuck Liddell. Talk about specific. And while Liddell can’t compete for obvious reasons (specifically, Jackrack commercials), Griffin has already come out in favor of a rubbermatch, and it seems the trilogy’s completion is all but inevitable at this point. On a recent episode of “Inside MMA,” Griffin received a surprise, but pre-recorded (for even more obvious reasons) video call-out from “The People’s Champ,” who all but begged Griffin for another rematch, as if FoGriff was somehow in charge of making those kinds of decisions:

Forrest, you know I deserve it, man. Step up. Let’s do this. It’s an awesome fight for you. I lost my last one. You lost your last one. Let’s do this — unless you’re scared!

Well, not to get technical Tito, but you’ve actually lost your last two, and six of your last eight. Anyway, join us after the jump for Forrest’s response.

(Skip to :30 to see….wait, what is Laura Prepon doing there?)

Other highlights from FoGriff include:

On making the Ortiz fight happen: “Do you wanna know how fights get done now? If enough people get on Twitter, it’ll happen.” [As sad as it is true.] 

On his Inside MMA stats: “Now, I’m looking at your ranking, let’s be honest. Speed…I’m a slow son of a bitch. I am so slow.”

On fears: “I’m scared of a lot of things. But, you know, no offense, [Tito's] not one of them.”

So, is anyone as stoked for this one as Donna Pinciotti, or stoked at all for that matter?

-J. Jones

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SnackDaddy- January 31, 2012 at 11:08 pm
So Tito finally gets to go out with a 'W', hun?
Todd M- January 31, 2012 at 9:38 pm
Ughhh god I couldn't stand the second fight, If it does go down please Forrest could you paralyse Tito?
djp1988- January 31, 2012 at 9:09 pm
I guarantee that the winner of this fight will yell something about those God damn kids on their lawn in the post fight.
rpn452- January 31, 2012 at 6:50 pm
I wouldn't mind seeing them fight a third time.

Terrible ratings! I'll give mine in absolute terms, relative to the rest of the division.

Griffin - Ortiz
3 Striking 2
2 Wrestling 3
3 Grappling 4
2 Speed 3
4 Strength 3
5 Endurance 3
Irishwolfhound491- January 31, 2012 at 5:29 pm
@Fletch Yeah because Griffin didn't just fight one of the top LHW's of all time right? Sure he got his ass beat, but you make it sound like he's ducking top competition.
@R955 This is a fight I'd like to see a lot actually, I loved the first two fights. These guys are as near as you can be in terms of ability for having two completely different skill sets. Also I'd say he still has a sense of humor, hell look at some of the quotes after the Silva fight. Dude knocked himself sillier than Silva did. I'll always be a Forrest fan.
XENOPHON- January 31, 2012 at 4:18 pm
I am with Motivated Penn, a clean divorce by each party.
Hendershot- January 31, 2012 at 3:08 pm
@12oz- And in this corner " The Club"...
Captcha was (natural uterus
R955- January 31, 2012 at 2:02 pm
I dont think anyone wants to see either of these guys fight. I know I don't. I used to be a Griffin fan, but after he lost his humor, and got beat up so many times, and then was not funny any more what is to like?
The12ozCurls- January 31, 2012 at 1:50 pm
er, uhm,
Sick bastard
Fried Taco- January 31, 2012 at 1:46 pm
@The12ozCurls - looks like someone found my on-line stash!
The12ozCurls- January 31, 2012 at 1:37 pm
@ Kid Clam Curtains
You think Donna's got some big paws . . . . check this out.
Motivated Penn- January 31, 2012 at 1:28 pm
They will both retire in the cage after this fight.
humperdinkal- January 31, 2012 at 1:27 pm
It's howdy duty time, it's howdy duty time...
Kid Clam Curtains- January 31, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Donna's voice sounds like a trucker with emphysema. It'd be like fucking a ginger Rip Torn. Or Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Don't get me wrong, I'd fuck all of those people. My dick would look extra tiny in her huge man hands though.
The12ozCurls- January 31, 2012 at 1:24 pm
And because of the ball gag - Donna will not be able to hear the muffled "Kim Winslow" screams.
The12ozCurls- January 31, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Fried Tacos wet dreams = Dominatrix Donna whipping a ball-gagged Fried Taco and doing some of that weird nut stomping fetish nonsense.
Fletch the V Stretch- January 31, 2012 at 1:15 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA- I called this on here yesterday. Only person Forrest is willing to fight is Tito. And after, he will basically retire. Tito needs to hang them up, he just doesn't want to. Forrest on the other hand wants nothing more than a desk job at the UFC.

I vote, skip this fucking fight and retire both of them. HOWEVER, knowing UFC they will put this fight together and put it on a "stacked" card on FOX.
Fried Taco- January 31, 2012 at 1:12 pm
Donna is there because she is in all my wet dreams.