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If This Video of Tim Sylvia Training Doesn’t Convince You He’s Ready for the UFC, Nothing Will

Dana, the ball is officially in your court.

After weeks of pleading, Twitter bombing, and viral videoing, all of which yielded no results, it appears that former UFC Heavyweight champion Tim Sylvia has run out of options. We’re not even going to question whether you were ready for this; we know you’re not. His back against the proverbial wall, Sylvia decided that the only way to prove that he was truly ready for another UFC run was to release the above video, in which he unleashes the collective power of Maine-iacs worldwide in just over two minutes. I simply cannot come up with the words to describe it, so instead will rely on those of MRuss, who, after witnessing those two minutes of pure, unadulterated athleticism, set to a haunting Evanescence melody, said the following:

My wife lifts more weight than Tim. He does girl push-ups for Christ’s sake. 

Like we said. Your move, Dana.

-J. Jones

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tjbaron- April 16, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Wow, this video... just wow. I mean, what endurance, the pure human spirit! I'm blown away. I think JDS just shit himself, 'cuz here comes Tim Sylvia.
TheWarsawExpress- March 12, 2012 at 11:32 am
He is in way better shape that Roy Nelson. He is at about the same level as several UFC heavyweights. I weight about 170 and I look about the same as he does doing these exercises. I think they could give him a fight and it would be a money maker for the UFC. Dana won't let it happen because it is personal.
KidDinomite- March 9, 2012 at 10:05 am
This dude trains like a warrior..........
Frank Mur- March 9, 2012 at 7:54 am
Am I the only person immature enough to chuckle when Tim's mom yelled at him to, "GET UP ON THAT BOX!?"
BigWhiskey- March 9, 2012 at 7:53 am
Funny stuff. He's wearing the shirt so you can't see the spare tire he's lugging around that is very visible at 1:20 just before he does the push-ups. Only 9 push-ups and they panned the camera to the side after the fifth one so you couldn't see that his knees never left the floor. Six of the 'prison breaks' because his knees/cardio couldn't handle the nine that he did of other exercises. If this is supposed to be impressive and win him a chance back, he needs to review these tapes better before they are released.
Crazy Croat- March 9, 2012 at 5:14 am
I made a new video -UFC style - check it out if you're mma fan - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuVFicwlCSk
samurai7- March 9, 2012 at 1:48 am
Did Timmy blow all his mega money from Affliction? sad sight.
ElSuperTerrible- March 9, 2012 at 12:31 am
Also from Maine, also think he's a cunt. Why in the name of all that is holy would anyone post this video? It would be pathetic for the average joe, really, but for an ex-UFC champion to post this in an attempt to get back into the big show is analogous to a dude trying to plead his "I'm rehabilitated" case to the parole board by stabbing one of them in the fucking eye with a pen. This is the first time in my life I feel like I can talk shit about an athlete and be absolutely immune to the "let's see you try it" criticism.
Maine Blazer- March 8, 2012 at 7:29 pm
OK. It's official. I am NOW ashamed of my 'name'...
Todd M- March 8, 2012 at 7:21 pm
It reminded me of when Napoleon Dynamite did his dance workout.
Ginas_jugs- March 8, 2012 at 4:43 pm
He's actually NOT doing girly knee push-ups, & I don't know what they're called but you lay all the way down & lift your hands off the grounds between reps..... because of the way you push back up off the ground, it looks like he's doing sissy pushups.
That being said, he is still a fat slob and this video looks like a bad joke, not a serious video.... and who is coaching him, his mom?
SAD!
Ani703- March 8, 2012 at 4:30 pm
The sad part is, he'd still knock out Arlovski.
Fatty McDickbutts- March 8, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Don't know what you fucktards are saying: Tim was tearin' it up out there! He's getting his belt back.
Darkside- March 8, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Am I the only one that feels bad for Tim after watching that? Don't get me wrong, I can't stand the guy either, but damn...it's sad.
djp1988- March 8, 2012 at 3:54 pm
...And yet he still looks better than Mayhem Miller.
Coneblazer- March 8, 2012 at 3:19 pm
How do you get that big and still have such skinny, unco-ordinated legs. He looks f'n unfit and outashape ...
Give your Vag a break and give it up b4 you shit yourself again Timah...
MediumRare- March 8, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Quarter-squat thrusters with >100 lbs. Mind = blown. Fuck it. Let him fight for free.
dim mak- March 8, 2012 at 3:03 pm
I'd pay a dollar or two to see him get knocked out by Hype or Die.
ken-sho22- March 8, 2012 at 2:35 pm
Sylvia...Is...Coming...Back...Fucking...Soon!
shatterproof- March 8, 2012 at 2:06 pm
was this shot in slow-mo... or just vag-mo?
ytrebil- March 8, 2012 at 2:03 pm
To be fair to the big man, that's obviously the last set of a circuit. Who knows, he could have done that 5 or 6 times previous with little rest? We need a bit more background info here.

It wouldn't be so crappy if he had run a 10k beforehand or something.
Cheeseburger Eddie- March 8, 2012 at 2:02 pm
The average athletic shoe's cushioning is good for around 500 miles, Timmy's only lasted 500 rope skips. Anyone know how to post pics? I've got a good one of Timmy that will sum up his entire plee of getting back in the UFC.
Fried Taco- March 8, 2012 at 2:02 pm
I think we've finally found Jillian Michaels' replacement for The Biggest Loser.
tripmynd- March 8, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Harnessing the power of the Maine-iacs includes reverse grip pressing ....65 lbs?? Those are Olympic Deadlift 10 lb weights on that 45 lb bar....mother of God...Tim...Beast Mode?
terrence- March 8, 2012 at 1:56 pm
No one noticed he only did 9 "push ups"? lol
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