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If You Don’t Love Cro Cop After This, You Have No Heart

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Hey, you want to see some footage from a Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic documentary to get you pumped for his fight at UFC 99 this weekend?  That’s a rhetorical question, you jerks.  Of course you want to see it.  I’m not sure what I like more – the fact that whoever did the translating and added the subtitles decided at one point to just write “Nothing important (talking about working at saw mill)" or the fact that Cro Cop lists his fears as “snakes, aggressive girls, and loose dogs over 60 kilograms.”  There is simply too much great stuff packed in here.  And yeah, there’s more evidence of Cro Cop’s love of gun-related pranks.  Because it ain’t funny unless someone thinks their life is in danger.

Check out more from this awesomely low budget character study after the jump, including Cro Cop’s response to a question about whether he ever cries during movies: “I cried when I was watching Rambo 1.  When they put him in a jail, it wasn’t cool.  The man didn’t do anything, so that brought a tear to my eye.” You and me both, Mirko.  You and me both.

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Just A Wrestler- June 11, 2009 at 5:30 pm
thank you cage potato for giving me something to do at work for almost an hour. i cant have my sound up at all so the subtitles were perfect. this was the highlight of my day
J-Dog- June 11, 2009 at 9:11 am
Mirko wins over Van Damme by KO in the 1st.

At least CroCop is not afraid of loose women and aggressive dogs......
High Left Kick- June 11, 2009 at 8:27 am
. . just goes to show how fukin awesome Mirko is on and off the mat. Good stuff.
TheHuytonHandGrenade- June 11, 2009 at 4:18 am
Hahaha Politics magas=porn haha funny as fuck Mirko, how come they had one pair ov gloves but both were right hands haha those crazy Croats
omunto- June 10, 2009 at 11:37 pm
yeah chri534 I saw that too. pretty awesome.
Aenarion- June 10, 2009 at 10:33 pm
He has the weirdest fucking laugh... I was laughing so hard when one of his buddies knocked the other out.
Chri534.- June 10, 2009 at 9:54 pm
How am I the only one to catch this?? Go to 8:52 of video 2...maybe politics are just marketed better over there! me, go look (pause at 8:57 if you want a better look).
PingPong- June 10, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Do all Mirko's jokes involve guns and armed take-over, cause that shit would not fly in the US, well maybe in Texas.
Bob Reilly- June 10, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I like MMA as long as its not in New York. Let the Germans deal with all the prostitutes.
axhed- June 10, 2009 at 5:22 pm
aw man wild boys was my favorite song too... in 1985...
Polish- June 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm
It's hard to like a fighter when you can't tell what they are saying, I've always enjoyed seeing him fight but it's hard to gauge how he was as a person. After watching that 50 minutes of footage he is one cool ass mother fucker. I'll be rooting for him more than ever.
Cookie Monster- June 10, 2009 at 4:38 pm
cro cop is a funny motherfucker
omunto- June 10, 2009 at 4:18 pm
"This missy is checking if she's got my number. Unfortunately, she doesn't. Unfortunately for her of course."

I was always neutral on Mirko till I saw the videos, that line in particular won me over.
NateGetsIrate- June 10, 2009 at 4:09 pm
So i read somewhere that Cro Cop wears the same pair of underwear in every one of his fights...
NateGetsIrate- June 10, 2009 at 3:52 pm
And if Santino doesn't have like a 10 page blog ready by now, i'm gonna start using the caps lock up in here!
NateGetsIrate- June 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm
You heard it hear first: If Cro Cop makes his way to the cage with that gay ass "wild boys" song playing again... it's a wrap.

I swear... if Cro Cop fights like shit one more time, i'm gonna be the one with tears in his eyes.
NECROPHYTE- June 10, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Did you see that video of Cro-cop's back yard boxing with those old men fighting? Hilarious
vyapaar- June 10, 2009 at 3:20 pm
mirko is a crazy man. I hope he wins this saturday.