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If You’re Looking for Someone to Root Against During the UFC 81 Undercard…


(Salad-tossing dickface.)

…may we humbly suggest Rob Emerson? As mentioned earlier, the Ultimate Fighter 5 alum faces fellow lightweight Keita Nakamura in the undercard of the event that definitely does not feature Cheick Kongo and Heath Herring. What you may not know is that before he went on TUF — and was submitted by Nate Diaz, lost a decision to Corey Hill in a substitution match, and then was half of a bizarre double-KO no-contest with Gray Maynard — Emerson was a member of the Lords of South County, a roving gang of Orange County rich kids who enjoyed rolling up on strangers and beating the shit out of them. (Imagine the crew from Jackass, but replace “sophomoric sense of humor” with “infuriating sense of entitlement.”)

Check out the following news report, which depicts the June 2000 incident that led to Emerson’s first arrest; he was arrested again this year for unknown (though probably equally assholish) reasons. As reporter Chris Blatchford puts it, the crime was unusual because the gang members “are not from an inner city ghetto or a crime-ridden varrio [!], they’re young people from what their parents might call……..good homes.” Of course, the Lords all turn out to be a bunch of pussies who keep diaries and cry at Titanic (seriously). Anyway, when Emerson isn’t surrounded by two dozen of his boyz, he’s actually not that good of a fighter, so Nakamura should have no problem kicking the shit out of him on February 2, thus rebalancing the flow of karma. Fucking prick.

(Good lookin’ out: MMAJunkie)

Wait a minute, we just realized — Emerson is basically who the bad guy in this movie is based on. So it is kinda realistic!

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5 21 08 Katz- September 23, 2009 at 2:58 am
“To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you.”

Micah 7:18-19
Who is a God like you, who pardons sin and forgives the transgression of the remnant of his inheritance? You do not stay angry forever but delight to show mercy. You will again have compassion on us; you will tread our sins underfoot and hurl all our iniquities into the depths of the sea.

MV creep- March 17, 2009 at 6:01 am
katz stop beating little kids up at high school partys
MV creep- March 17, 2009 at 5:59 am
southcounty would reck " north O.C." we fucked u cunts up at the parking structure at Mission Viejo mall shut up
J. Marquez- March 8, 2009 at 10:02 am
That's some funny shit. I think that prison rape comment hit a nerve. I bet you did get fucked. I bet they fucked your rich white ass hard.
J. Marquez- March 8, 2009 at 9:56 am
I grew up in Orange County. I remember you guys. Everyone thought you guys were the biggest fags alive. You guys never came up to north O.C. because you knew you guys wouldn't stand a chance. Rich little fags.
joel- February 3, 2009 at 11:35 am
Look, Rob Emereson's the Pro Mixed Martial Artist, not us. Everybody has made asshole decisions and fucked other people over before. He's fighting in the UFC, apparently he's made some better choices than atleast I have. Who gave us the right to talk about his past personal issues and judge him. Get a fuckin life bro
Micah Katz- September 24, 2008 at 7:32 pm
All these stupid people talk shit and then get knocked out in 12 seconds like Robert did to Manny LOL Go listen to that grow up by Bishop Laumont. I am done saying anything on this page so all you lame as cell soldiers have fun because you will never do anything about what you say! I hope all you shit talkers talk shit to the wrong person that would be funny. Good luck to you all and hope someday you grow up.
micah katz- September 24, 2008 at 7:27 pm
HAHAHAHAHA LOL i love stupid people it makes me laugh!! I love having haters it is pretty funny.
Markdog- September 13, 2008 at 12:46 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
skull- September 13, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Micah Katz.... since you were in prison, did any of those extra huge whitey haters stretch your fart hole? I bet you have to wear depends now, since as soon as a turd forms in your colon, is falls right out! I wish I had some video of you getting prison raped. I bet you scream real loud. Did your lovers hold you by your ears while they ramrodded you?
Micah's Parole Officer- September 11, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Micah,

I'm pretty sure the conditions of your release from prison would prevent you from meeting anyone for lunch who wishes to "say things to your face". You lookin for 5 more years? LOL
Celine Dion- May 28, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Congrats Micah. Near, far, wherever you are, My heart goes out to you. You certainly seem to deserve all of the success in your life and I'm very happy that you are speaking to teenagers. You are someone to respect, emulate, and admire. You have an amazing story of growing up with priviledge and squandering it to hit an unsuspecting victim blind-sided. Then your family spends thousands of dollars on legal fees to get you a much reduced sentence. So happy to hear that you are out and "owning" your own company. Please let me know if you would like me to send a copy of my latest CD. Be sure to catch my show in Vegas next time you are in town.
Micah Katz- May 21, 2008 at 3:39 pm
All you guys have no idea what your talking about! Robert is a great guy we have all done stupid shit when we where kids. Yeah i said i creied to titanic but fuck lets see what you do when your looking at 35 years in prison!! I only got 8 1/2 but whatever! i am out and own my own company and now talk to kids at high schools. But if you want to talk shit and think your so cool for talking shit about things you have no idea about then we can go to lunch anytime and then you can say it to my face. You guys are a bunch of wanna bees! Grow up and back off Robert like i said he is a great person and we have all made mistakes and to top it off those guys that got fucked up where in the 30 man brawl against us right before that. They are the pussys trying to make it look like they where the good guys.
Suck-zilla- January 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Turdburgler is right. Choadzilla, you suck,...just like the movie in 98'. Get a clue you wannabe. Wait, dont tell me,....you do mortages in orange county, have a 774.00 car payment on a 97 BMW,...and you only have .99 cents in your pocket for the dollar menu!!!.......you and all of your friends are frauds!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................have a nice day.
Ryan- January 9, 2008 at 6:44 am
Someone should send this video to dana white and get that bitch out of the ufc... what a coward....
Turdburglar- January 9, 2008 at 2:33 am
Choadzilla, i like turtles (turd-holes)
godzillad- January 8, 2008 at 2:41 am
I used the word ''jackals'' in the most literal sense, not as a stupid mascot picked at the eleventh hour that will never get over with readers.
kentyman- January 8, 2008 at 12:12 am
godzillad, this isn't the site with jackals. Go to Fightlinker with that shit.
godzillad- January 7, 2008 at 11:14 pm
You can't be serious.
turdbugrlar- January 7, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Godzillad, Ben set you strait bud. take it like a man.
godzillad- January 7, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Ben, all I hear is excuses from you. Jesus, you jackals are retarded.
BIG CHRIS- January 7, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Holy Taco....were the kid in the video who got kicked in the head or something, I hear that Wal-mart hires people with down syndrome....as far as This idiot Emerson is concerned, they should put against Mannvil the Anvil so he can break his leg too....
ben- January 7, 2008 at 7:12 pm
@ godzillad:

Nobody ever said BJ Penn wasn't an asshole. But I think there's a difference between a bar brawl that results in you punching someone who turns out to be an off-duty cop (could happen to anybody), and a premeditated gang attack on a stranger (see also: Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver). People who are that fucking stupid don't deserve employment in the UFC.

Also, I think Holy Taco is trying just hard enough.
godzillad- January 7, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Holy Taco: You're trying to hard. Go to Fightlinker with that shit.


I like Emerson. It's funny how he gets crucified for this shit when nobody else cares about the criminal history of other fighters. Not only did BJ Penn beat someone up like Emerson did (ailbet alone), it was a fucking officer of the law. Double standard that makes me want to vomit.
Holy Taco- January 7, 2008 at 6:58 pm
I hate everyone from Orange County. I want this guy to fight that big asian dude Chong Li from Bloodsport, but I don't want Jean Claude Van Damme or that big biker guy to be on Emerson's side. Instead I want it to seem like they should be on Emerson's side, but then after he loses, he turns to Van Damme/Frank Dux, for like support, and Van Damme looks at him and then is like "Just because we're from the same country, doesn't mean we share the same heart," or some shit l ike that, then turn his back on Emerson as he's laying on the mat all beat the fuck up.
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