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Fighters Only Caption Contest: The Fedorable Winners!

After a sort of pathetic whopping 550 votes were cast by CP readers in our latest caption contest, we’re calling an end to the action at 2:38 p.m. of 3/25. The lucky winners, who are all receiving subscriptions to either the U.S. or Canadian versions of Fighters Only magazine, are as follows:

1st place, with 35% of the vote — Batman: After Fedor’s circumcision, the Russian Team celebrates because they now have enough meat to eat for a year.

2nd place, with 21% of the vote — philaxler: Fedor returning from his glorious arm bar victory over God.

3rd place, with 13% of the vote — SiDeBuRnZ: In mother Russia, sky go youdiving.

4th place, with 11% of the vote — mayhem420: 3 cheers for Emelianenko!?
Hep hep hooray?
hep hep hooray
?hep …..oh sorry that’s the other Emelianenko!

5th place, squeaking by with 7% of the vote — danomite: Everyone was happy til someone told Fedor that Nicoli forgot the ice cream. A mass funeral service will be held tomorrow at 2 pm.

If you’re one of the Big Five, send your name and address to and we’ll get you hooked up; though be patient, because it’ll take a while for your first issue to arrive. And Batman, we’ll also send you a CP t-shirt for being so awesome, if you don’t have one already. Sound good? Man, I love it when a plan comes together.

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yuntian- November 13, 2011 at 5:21 pm
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ksgbobo- March 26, 2009 at 11:38 am
A pathetic 550 votes eh? Well screw you Ben. Be lucky you have that many people looking at this website in the first place!

lol. Just kidding. I love this website, been a fan since day one, and have converted two friends over to it as well. Keep it up CP.
GetUpAndKill- March 25, 2009 at 3:15 pm
@ Hate to Admit It

Curtis Sample most likely is the "TUF Guy" and CanadianProduce was hijacked all of last week.
GetUpAndKill- March 25, 2009 at 3:13 pm
@ Ben

LOL you do pay attention to what goes on around here. Thanks for making my day.
mayhem420- March 25, 2009 at 2:30 pm
fuck me
Michael W.- March 25, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Does 6th, 7th, and my pathetic 8th place finish get a shirt?
hlebtastic- March 25, 2009 at 1:56 pm
i second that tufguy was better than sample. if we have to have a troll i say tufguy.
mayhem420- March 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Woooo I won!!!! Email was sent!
Awesome, thanks!!!

"How do you think "TUF Guy" got here?"


Hate To Admit It- March 25, 2009 at 1:36 pm
LOL. I actually sorta, kinda miss TUF Guy.
He was actually pretty funny.
Unlike Curtis Sample or CanadianProduce.
Clark Kent Jab- March 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm
@ ben

LOL. Give yourself a shirt. You deserve it.
CP Fan- March 25, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Good job winners. Batman's comment was hilarity at it's best.
Philaxler's was awesome too. CP kicks ass.
ben- March 25, 2009 at 1:27 pm
"Don't shorten Cage Potato to "CP" again please."Dude, you have no idea how good that is for our search-engine optimization. And if some of the pedophiles that stumble across our site decide to hang out for a while to learn about MMA, they're more than welcome!How do you think "TUF Guy" got here?
Anonymous- March 25, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Don't shorten Cage Potato to "CP" again please.
GetUpAndKill- March 25, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Great comments...congrats yall.
philaxler- March 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Thanks for the support guys. I actually thought all the comments were good.
Dana Blanco- March 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Gotta agree that 2nd place was the deserved winner...

Number one was clearly voted the "best" by a bunch of schoolboys.
Dave W- March 25, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Way to go guys. I thought they were all funny.
Ouch! That hurts- March 25, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Wow "anonymous", way to stick your neck out!
Fuckanosama- March 25, 2009 at 12:48 pm
#2 is the wittiest by far.
Anonymous- March 25, 2009 at 12:44 pm
im sorry but these suck, and the comments of the week or month or whatever usually suck too
FEDORISAPUSSY- March 25, 2009 at 12:20 pm