After a sort of pathetic whopping 550 votes were cast by CP readers in our latest caption contest, we’re calling an end to the action at 2:38 p.m. of 3/25. The lucky winners, who are all receiving subscriptions to either the U.S. or Canadian versions of Fighters Only magazine, are as follows:
1st place, with 35% of the vote — Batman: After Fedor’s circumcision, the Russian Team celebrates because they now have enough meat to eat for a year.
2nd place, with 21% of the vote — philaxler: Fedor returning from his glorious arm bar victory over God.
3rd place, with 13% of the vote — SiDeBuRnZ: In mother Russia, sky go youdiving.
4th place, with 11% of the vote — mayhem420: 3 cheers for Emelianenko!?
Hep hep hooray?
hep hep hooray
?hep …..oh sorry that’s the other Emelianenko!
5th place, squeaking by with 7% of the vote — danomite: Everyone was happy til someone told Fedor that Nicoli forgot the ice cream. A mass funeral service will be held tomorrow at 2 pm.
If you’re one of the Big Five, send your name and address to feedback@cagepotato.com and we’ll get you hooked up; though be patient, because it’ll take a while for your first issue to arrive. And Batman, we’ll also send you a CP t-shirt for being so awesome, if you don’t have one already. Sound good? Man, I love it when a plan comes together.





Comments
Wed, 03/25/09 - 12:20
puss
Wed, 03/25/09 - 12:44
im sorry but these suck, and the comments of the week or month or whatever usually suck too
Wed, 03/25/09 - 12:48
#2 is the wittiest by far.
Wed, 03/25/09 - 12:55
Wow "anonymous", way to stick your neck out!
Wed, 03/25/09 - 01:03
Way to go guys. I thought they were all funny.
Wed, 03/25/09 - 01:08
Gotta agree that 2nd place was the deserved winner... Number one was clearly voted the "best" by a bunch of schoolboys.
Wed, 03/25/09 - 01:10
Thanks for the support guys. I actually thought all the comments were good.
Wed, 03/25/09 - 01:12
Great comments...congrats yall.
Wed, 03/25/09 - 01:18
Don't shorten Cage Potato to "CP" again please.
Wed, 03/25/09 - 01:27
"Don't shorten Cage Potato to "CP" again please."Dude, you have no idea how good that is for our search-engine optimization. And if some of the pedophiles that stumble across our site decide to hang out for a while to learn about MMA, they're more than welcome!How do you think "TUF Guy" got here?
Wed, 03/25/09 - 01:27
Good job winners. Batman's comment was hilarity at it's best. Philaxler's was awesome too. CP kicks ass.
Wed, 03/25/09 - 01:29
@ ben LOL. Give yourself a shirt. You deserve it.
Wed, 03/25/09 - 01:36
LOL. I actually sorta, kinda miss TUF Guy. He was actually pretty funny. Unlike Curtis Sample or CanadianProduce.
Wed, 03/25/09 - 01:49
Woooo I won!!!! Email was sent! Awesome, thanks!!! "How do you think "TUF Guy" got here?" Zing!!!
Wed, 03/25/09 - 01:56
i second that tufguy was better than sample. if we have to have a troll i say tufguy.
Wed, 03/25/09 - 02:21
Does 6th, 7th, and my pathetic 8th place finish get a shirt?
Wed, 03/25/09 - 02:30
fuck me
Wed, 03/25/09 - 03:13
@ Ben LOL you do pay attention to what goes on around here. Thanks for making my day.
Wed, 03/25/09 - 03:15
@ Hate to Admit It Curtis Sample most likely is the "TUF Guy" and CanadianProduce was hijacked all of last week.
Thu, 03/26/09 - 11:38
A pathetic 550 votes eh? Well screw you Ben. Be lucky you have that many people looking at this website in the first place! lol. Just kidding. I love this website, been a fan since day one, and have converted two friends over to it as well. Keep it up CP.
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