It’s Friday afternoon. There’s no major event this weekend, not a whole lot going on in general, and we’re still a little hungover from a combination of the biggest TUF fight ever and all the booze we drank trying to make that fight seem interesting. So we decided to do what we always do in this situation: talk about pointless crap on the internet.
First of all “One Head Light” is one of the most underated metaphorical literary music compositions between Nov 99 to March 2000. B) What qualifacations does one need to become a streetsweeper? 3) If Ryan ends up getting his ass beat, repeatedly, and fightings not for him. Whats Randy gonna do, disown him, dissolve his trustfund , and cut him out of the will? You might wanna redefine the word suck.
so where the hell are the results from sport fight?
did josh queen retain?
Enoch wilson win?
did colt toombs(roddy piper jr.) win?
how about baby couture did he scrap by?
Yes… that’s a reference to “Always Sunny”… yeah, that’s the ticket…
Ryan Couture = David Flair.
I can never have that four minutes of my life back. But you did warn us about the ramblings contained within. Now I return back to my work. Which consists of sipping on my meth infused iced quad venti mocha, and staring at hotties until they become uncomfortable, and then go back to my next craigslist job application. I am being watched by all the holloween themed stuffed skeleton bears on display in the Barnes and Noble Cafe.
Are you kidding me! WTF do you do all day Bens! and yeah people from New York sweat Olive oil and are the best so F’n forgetaboutit!…………………….NOT!
Thanks for the chuckles, Bens.
I needed it. I know how Ryan Couture feels. I’m constantly living in the shadow of my old man. He was a renowned heavy drinker. When I reached drinking age (12 in my family) I was always compared to my dad and I could never stack up. Shit like, “When your dad was 14 he could drink an entire bottle of rum and not even get a hangover.” I was hospitalized 4 times with alcohol poisoning between the ages of 13 and 17.
It became so bad I became an alcohol bulimic – I would drink until I was about to pass out, sneak off and vomit up the booze so as to purge enough alcohol out of my system so that I could keep drinking without being taken to hospital again. And even then I was hard pressed to keep up with the old bastard. And now my gag reflex is shot – I vomited on my 3 year-old daughter by mistake once because it just came up too easy.
So Ryan, I feel your pain man. Living in the shadow of a father that excels at a sport (or a dependency) is tough.
“Best way to avoid a hangover is to stick your fingers down your throat before you go to bed. (Just be sure to wash your mouth out well afterwards – the stomach acid wreaks havoc on your teeth after a while).”
~MedRare
Is “making it work” a nod to It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia?
If so, cudos.
I think by saying “First” I’ve already made a more intelligent comment than the whole value of that post. Note that this does not mean I did not enjoy it.
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That looks very similar to most of the AIM conversations I have minus talking smack about the inner feelings of the GYM Manager of Xtreme Couture. That said I beat the shit outta my Dad on the 4th of July a few years ago, I was also wondering what you all think would happen if Ryan joined the UFC he and Randy are only two weight classes apart.. Makes you wonder doesn’t it.