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Dear Dana White, Lorenzo Fertitta, and Joe Silva:

It has come to our attention that UFC 100 will be held July 11th at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas. We, the undersigned, implore you to book a superfight between welterweight champion Georges St. Pierre and middleweight champion Anderson Silva as the main event. 

St. Pierre and Silva are both proud, humble champions who have proven their dominance in their individual weight classes. What better way to commemorate the evolution of the sport during the UFC’s historic 100th pay-per-view event than a bout between two of the most complete fighters that mixed martial arts has ever seen? St. Pierre vs. Silva would determine not only the best fighter in the UFC, but arguably the best fighter in the world as well. Would St. Pierre be able to control the middleweight champ with his takedowns and explosive athleticism, or would Silva’s laser-guided striking win the day? As UFC commentator Joe Rogan might say, how the fuck could you know?

Of course, a superfight between St. Pierre and Silva would be a huge economic boon to whatever city is fortunate enough to host it. According to an economic impact study pulled directly out of our own asses, UFC 100: St. Pierre vs. Silva would generate $187.3 million in tax and tourist revenue for Las Vegas, or $531.9 million for Montreal — most of it delivered via fierce “rain-making” sessions in Montreal’s many fine nude cabarets.

In closing, we urge you to arrange this historic match for UFC 100. Please don’t allow fight-booking to be dictated by sensible weight-class-based champion vs. challenger matchups, rather than what would make fans lose their shit the hardest.


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moose balls- February 18, 2009 at 5:58 pm
gsp beats anderson hands down, hes tailor-made for this. But the fight wont happen, guaranteed.
Anonymous- February 7, 2009 at 3:22 am
I'd rather see Gina Carano fuck Rachelle Leah in the ass with a strap on then see Anderson Silva tattoo GSP.
ample- February 4, 2009 at 5:06 pm
"yah dude, sign it, im there!" your all fuckin stupid. go back to your video games
Anonymous- February 3, 2009 at 7:48 am

Yaah!! As a crack head would say..."I'll suck your dick!!!"
teprar- February 3, 2009 at 5:19 am
Aussiejosh- February 3, 2009 at 12:39 am
IM with you "love this matchup"
AussieJosh- February 2, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Id like to see every belt up for grabs againts the number one contender at UFC 100! That would be Amazing!
Love this Matchup- February 2, 2009 at 8:56 pm
This would be a fantastic UFC 100 witht he undercard holding ALL the other belts up for grabs. Penn would defend his 155lb belt, Rashaad Evans his, Lenar his, all fights against #1 contenders.. Those tix would sell out in a 18million seat arena!!
UFC 100 idea- February 2, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Another idea is to hold a tournament like UFC 1.. no weight divisions, just an all night tournament with round one as a fighters pick..for example.. hold a press-conference for all the fighters that wanna fight and ask em who they want to fight.. NO belts on the line.. this gives the fighters a chance to either squash some beef with another fighter.. or test themselves.
don frye's moustache- February 2, 2009 at 8:03 pm
"Hell yeah, GSP/Silva and Machida/Evans would be perfect for UFC 100"

and bj/kenflo!

i agree that gsp/silva should NOT happen for all the reasons everyone has said, but mainly because gsp would get his ass kicked. bad. but if this fight does happen, which i think it will IF gsp beats alves because dana obviously wants to put it together, they should do it at a catch weight with no belt on the line. it would be so much easier for everybody and only minimally tie up each weight division. the idea of one guy holding two belts in the ufc is a nice one, but it would fuck everything up so bad if it ever does happen. so even the playing field a little bit with a catch weight fight. the winner can boast that he's the best p4p in the world or whatever, then they can both go back to their divisions and defend their belts. but i think alves might disappoint some people here when he beats gsp and there won't be any more superfights for a while...
Phunnybonz- February 2, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Are you kidding? Hell yeah I'm down with this! It's an awesome idea and if you, CagePotato (Ben and Ben) don't submit this petition with signage, exactly as worded, I might just steal it and submit it myself. =)
Bill C.- February 2, 2009 at 5:35 pm
E Ray- February 2, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I can't believe ANYBODY would be against this fight. This is definately must see P-P-V.
DDJ- February 2, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Surfin Dave- February 2, 2009 at 2:26 pm
GSP will win, because Spider won't be able to lock his hands on Georges greased neck to land his Muay Thai knees. Then Georges will lay on Spider for the rest of the fight using his hammerfists and elbows. And I'll be sound asleep because it will be BORING. Again.
Eat My Buns- February 2, 2009 at 1:27 pm
i wanna shit brinks NOW!
Anonymous420- February 2, 2009 at 1:13 pm
GSP vs silva is definately the superfight UFC needs to do. either that or silva vs evans lulz
Anonymous420- February 2, 2009 at 1:01 pm
plz do, thx
armfarmer- February 2, 2009 at 12:53 pm
The fight wasn't bad because of the size difference, it was the cardio difference. Watch round one when both are fresh, Penn stuffs every takedown gsp attempts with little effort. I think they were fairly even in striking as well. Penn just has shit for work ethic or maybe he just naturally tires quickly or maybe both who knows but Penn's inability to go for more than 6 minutes without becoming completely exhausted is what made that fight suck.
HillBilly- February 2, 2009 at 12:34 pm
I miss the old days of no weight classes.

Keith Hackney beating the crap out of a man three times his size was great. The epic fight between Royce Gracie and Dan Severn...

But that was a different era. There really aren't the vastly different styles we used to see back then. Today MMA fighters need a very specific skill set to be successful at the top level. And when they fight outside their optimal weight class it really makes a big difference.

I know the article itself is a joke and it is funny to read. But the question of superfights... I just think it's bad for the sport. Title fights are exciting and it gives underpaid fighters a shot at being a champion and earning better money.

Sure Penn St. Pierre looked good on paper. But it didn't look good on Paperview. I don't need to see a Champion getting humiliated and destroyed by a guy that's obviously much bigger, stronger, and all shined-up with vaseline when I could be watching one of them fight a top contender in their weight class. then maybe a few weeks later the other one could have a Title fight.

Not related but a petition I would sign is for anyone who has fought in a certain number of title fights (1 would be good) should be allowed to fight 5 round fights even if they aren't for a title as long as the opponent also has fought in title fights before.

It's to the point now where in the 205 pound class you have so many top names that a 5 rounder between any two of them would be a nice main event. I wish Ace and Hendo had gotten to go another 2.
Krazy Kracker- February 2, 2009 at 12:31 pm
It would probably not be a smart choice for either fighter, but as a fan I am dying to see it. Consider it signed. I also want to see Torres vs. Faber, Mir vs. Fedor, and Chuck Norris vs. Jet Li
joe- February 2, 2009 at 12:17 pm
make it happen dana, you said it would happen.
Tim- February 2, 2009 at 12:13 pm
fedors love child- February 2, 2009 at 12:10 pm
signed mofo's
BuckWild- February 2, 2009 at 12:07 pm
ok they are back... Some sort of cache problem no?