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It Looks Like Chael Sonnen’s Slights About Brazil May Have Finally Caught Up With Him


(Video courtesy of Youtube/twistereddie)

It was inevitable that a Brazilian with the credentials to back up his threats would give Chael Sonnen a piece of his mind for the Xenophobic remarks “The American Gangster” has been spouting off about the South American country. 27-time Mundials champ Renato Laranja released the video above calling out Sonnen for disrespecting him and his homeland, and let’s just say he pulled no punches.

“Ashely Sonnen. I’m see you. I can see you right now. You’ve been talking your big mouths. You been talking a lot of stuffs.You talk a lot of respect for Brazil. You stay a lot of stuff like, ‘They pet the bus and they feed the carrot to the bus.’ That’s a very funny stuffs. But you say we don’t have a the Internet in Brazil. I think you’re wrong. I know I have Internet in Brazil. We have everything. I have a MySpace. I’m a new with the thing. Every kids have the MySpace. I have my job friends. I have Marco Ruas. I have Pedro. I have the Pedro. I have a de Pedro Rizzo. Those guys who clean the streets, he told me to put MySpace I don’t know how long ago it was. Maybe even three months ago he told me to put it. I download the music I call in Napster. You can’t tell me about the Internet.”

Although he sloughed off the joke about the Nog brothers feeding the bus the carrot, Laranja says that Sonnen’s racist stereotypes are crossing the line.

“You’re a guy who has a very big mouth and you think jiu-jitsu is a joke. You’re not going to feel like jiu-jitsu is a joke when I have my legs around your head. Because you have a big head. You a big Hepublican — a big white guy. I’m a gonna have my legs so tight around you head you gonna feel like its Suzanna Somers. I don’t usually talk like this, but I’m so mad with you. I’m so mad and I don’t like those hacist hemarks you make,” he points out. “You, I know that when you go to the movies with Hampage Jackson, he’s a gonna talk to the screen the whole time and he just wanna see the movie ‘Janky Promoters‘ and he’s gonna see only at the Magic Johnson Theatre. That’s a the kinda way you think. That’s a not right. You gonna think that Cain Velasquez, he’s gonna go by that freeway and he’s sell orange. He sell some a kinda fruits. And then sometimes he can put the salt and, sometimes he put the lime, and sometimes the pepper. That’s what you think. You mind is a sick.”

Renato says that if he ever runs into the Oregon fighter, it’s on.

“I’m a gonna put you to sleep. You gonna be in the hospital after you fight me. The one bad thing is I’m a gonna beat you so bad you’re gonna need Obamacare,” he explains. “You not gonna like that Shaelly. Hemember. Hemember my face.”

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kellyman- August 2, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I know I was stating the obvious, but deleting my comment seems a little cold-hearted, especially considering spam is all over the place on this site these days. I heard he was Cuban, and it's clearly a character, that's all I'm saying - don't act all butthurt. It's a thin veil anyway - I wasn't saying anything that someone couldn't Google for themselves. I knew it was you, CP. You broke my heart.
MentalyptiC- August 2, 2011 at 8:29 am
HAHAHA what's with the department store music?
Sho Nuff- August 2, 2011 at 8:13 am
That was awesome! I spit-taked (spit-took?) when he brought Suzanne Sommers into it. Genius. The MySpace and Napster...
philoebeddoe- August 2, 2011 at 6:40 am
Freaking AWESOME!!!!

Shelly got owned....
ArmFarmer- August 1, 2011 at 8:55 pm
7:50-8:20 lmao... there's more gold if you dig deeper.
ArmFarmer- August 1, 2011 at 8:45 pm
I totally thought he was serious for a while.. I wasn't sure until the hampage and cain jokes. I could see chael and this dude going back and forth, secretly laughing their asses off at eachothers videos but pretending to hate each other in public. Chael's got his work cut out if he responds, that was good shit.
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micronyc- August 1, 2011 at 6:43 pm
LMFAO!!!!! One of the funniest things I've seen!!!!

Hampage!!!!! I almost died!
liupk- August 1, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Renato's trolling > Chael's

A lot funnier too.
liupk- August 1, 2011 at 6:30 pm
Oh wow cagepotato, a 27-time mundials champ!? That must be legit.
macreadysshack- August 1, 2011 at 6:19 pm
LOL - Hemember, hemember my face! I think you're right, that dude is prolly Cuban. I wonder if he writes that stuff or if Eddie Bravo and Rogan make it up between bong rips, laughing until they cry.
Zescape- August 1, 2011 at 6:00 pm
Heally hilarious
virsaci- August 1, 2011 at 5:33 pm
The mother fu***** Renato Saga continues...
haha.
War Renato!
k-onda- August 1, 2011 at 4:09 pm
OH shit, I just read some of the comments...do people not get this? Cause this is rivalling Chael for ingenious laughability, please people
k-onda- August 1, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Oh Fuck! I literally lol'ed, is there something for that? Like LLOL? Cause shit, this was classic -
Hampage Jackson!
We got the MySpace like 3 months ago!
You're gonna think I'm Susanne Summers!
I'm dying over here
RwilsonR- August 1, 2011 at 3:44 pm
@ Fred - well, they said myklhoey wasn't making enough sense on the license plates he was putting out, so they put him on the inmate captcha project. He's doing some quality work, but I wish he would use a few less cyrillic characters.
RwilsonR- August 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm
If we could get a Brazilian with this level of skill in funny trash talking to actually create a series of videos along with Chael, they could really sell a fight.
Fried Taco- August 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm
gynekol pubiscoid mkylhoey workin' hard!
RwilsonR- August 1, 2011 at 3:34 pm
That was one of the funnies things I've seen in awhile. He has an excellent understanding of the internet and American racist stereotypes circa 1999.
I thought the transcript was fake until I saw that video. Good stuff.
Hemember. Hemember my face."
AndyInflammatory- August 1, 2011 at 3:33 pm
follow this guy on Twitter and maybe you'll get the joke
TfTransplant- August 1, 2011 at 3:28 pm
I must admit, I quit watching a couple minutes in the first time. Dude is actually hilarious talking about the fruits and veggies. He got me for sure.
MMAposeur- August 1, 2011 at 3:14 pm
I see what you did there, Renato...

Unfortunately about a million idiots (see skeletor, knucklesamitch, plus untold others) did not.
Lesnars_tiny_pecker_says- August 1, 2011 at 3:12 pm
LLLUUUUUCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYY!!!!
You Got some splainin to do!
intercept440- August 1, 2011 at 3:05 pm
replace r with an h ? Check.
Gi ? . Check
Thy to do my best to sound Bhazilian? Creck.
Call Out Crael Sonnen? Check.
only left is to thy to choss into america? or wait thats easy thehe's alheady 18 million mexicans trehe selling ohanges, srould be easy to do.
thy not to get jacked wren i cross into the 209? maybe a bit rard, ill rave to get a few pounds of weed to give to the diaz's for photection money. so trat i can get to crael. tren ill put my legs ahound ris big read and croke rim , like sussan somehehs doing trat trigr masteh. ima comin crael, you betteh be heady foo.



ararararara

captcha says spell gynekol pubiscoid
Sabado Gigante- August 1, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Hepublican!!!!!!
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