(Video courtesy of Youtube/twistereddie)
It was inevitable that a Brazilian with the credentials to back up his threats would give Chael Sonnen a piece of his mind for the Xenophobic remarks “The American Gangster” has been spouting off about the South American country. 27-time Mundials champ Renato Laranja released the video above calling out Sonnen for disrespecting him and his homeland, and let’s just say he pulled no punches.
“Ashely Sonnen. I’m see you. I can see you right now. You’ve been talking your big mouths. You been talking a lot of stuffs.You talk a lot of respect for Brazil. You stay a lot of stuff like, ‘They pet the bus and they feed the carrot to the bus.’ That’s a very funny stuffs. But you say we don’t have a the Internet in Brazil. I think you’re wrong. I know I have Internet in Brazil. We have everything. I have a MySpace. I’m a new with the thing. Every kids have the MySpace. I have my job friends. I have Marco Ruas. I have Pedro. I have the Pedro. I have a de Pedro Rizzo. Those guys who clean the streets, he told me to put MySpace I don’t know how long ago it was. Maybe even three months ago he told me to put it. I download the music I call in Napster. You can’t tell me about the Internet.”
Although he sloughed off the joke about the Nog brothers feeding the bus the carrot, Laranja says that Sonnen’s racist stereotypes are crossing the line.
“You’re a guy who has a very big mouth and you think jiu-jitsu is a joke. You’re not going to feel like jiu-jitsu is a joke when I have my legs around your head. Because you have a big head. You a big Hepublican — a big white guy. I’m a gonna have my legs so tight around you head you gonna feel like its Suzanna Somers. I don’t usually talk like this, but I’m so mad with you. I’m so mad and I don’t like those hacist hemarks you make,” he points out. “You, I know that when you go to the movies with Hampage Jackson, he’s a gonna talk to the screen the whole time and he just wanna see the movie ‘Janky Promoters‘ and he’s gonna see only at the Magic Johnson Theatre. That’s a the kinda way you think. That’s a not right. You gonna think that Cain Velasquez, he’s gonna go by that freeway and he’s sell orange. He sell some a kinda fruits. And then sometimes he can put the salt and, sometimes he put the lime, and sometimes the pepper. That’s what you think. You mind is a sick.”
Renato says that if he ever runs into the Oregon fighter, it’s on.
“I’m a gonna put you to sleep. You gonna be in the hospital after you fight me. The one bad thing is I’m a gonna beat you so bad you’re gonna need Obamacare,” he explains. “You not gonna like that Shaelly. Hemember. Hemember my face.”