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It’s Official: Diego Sanchez is a Lightweight…Again

(Who knew that “The Dream” was actually short for “The Wet Dream Brought on by Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation”?) 

After going 2-2 in his return to the welterweight division, which began back in 2010 and included wins over Paulo Thiago and Martin Kampmann, as well as a most recent loss to Jake Ellenberger at the inaugural UFC on FUEL event, it looks like Diego Sanchez is headed back down to lightweight. We have been told by an anonymous source that the move has nothing to do with the fact that B.J. Penn a.k.a the man who handed Sanchez the worst beating of his career has returned to the welterweight division, but rather because BJ Penn a.k.a the man who handed Sanchez the worst beating of his career has left the lightweight division. So rest assured, Sanchez is definitely not ducking B.J. Penn.

Sanchez made the announcement over his Twitter account earlier today in a conversation with UFC color commentator Joe Rogan:

@joerogan there isn’t anyone out there that understands Mma as a whole like you do! Thanks Joe, its back to 155 for me… Should be good!!

There was little denying that, upon his return to welterweight, Sanchez looked a little doughy around the middle, so perhaps this move is for the best. Sanchez also hinted at the drop in weight and called out top contenders Nate Diaz and Anthony Pettis a couple of months ago, so expect him to announce his drop to featherweight in the near future if either of those matchups ever come to fruition*.

We’re obviously just having a little fun at Sanchez’s expense, because the man always makes for entertaining fights regardless of what weight said fights are held at. The power of crazy, and Jesus Christ, also allow Sanchez to absorb tremendous amounts of punishment without ever being knocked out, which is fun for us as well. But you gotta admit, keeping track of what weight Sanchez feels like fighting at these days is as easy as remembering the name of the Filipino prostitute you ordered while on vacation last weekend that turned out to be a dude who in turn refused to leave your hotel room and threatened to call “Big Ron” after that lemur you stole from the zoo bit his face off while he was “tripping balls.”

We’ve all been there, right?

Anyway, who would you like to see Diego face off against now that he’s a lightweight once again? Pettis? Lauzon? Big Ron?

*Clearly, the Pettis matchup is the more likely of the two considering Diaz is next in line for a title shot. But just go with it. 

-J. Jones

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GistoftheFist- August 7, 2012 at 10:51 am
I never will understand the hate people have for Diego. He almost always gives us exciting fights, doesn't make excuses, fought Kos when he thought he had a disease but it turned out to be nasty staff infection, and unlike Guida he doesn't run away the whole time throwing weak jabs to eek out a victory.
Alan K- August 7, 2012 at 9:00 am
Well, Diego, I would hope that some of the fighters understand MMA as much as Joe Rogan does.
petenarby- August 6, 2012 at 11:53 pm
Big Ron.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 6, 2012 at 11:24 pm
Diego should paint himself green and change his name to Michaelangelo.
Grandmas Nutmeg- August 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm
Is it me, or does the twitter comment sound like Joe Rogan called him a fat bitch and Diego's battered wife syndrome let him get away with it.
frndlylion- August 6, 2012 at 8:16 pm
The only place Diego Sanchez has any chance at beating someone is Invicta FC
smellypiratehooker- August 6, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Now that BJ is out against MacDonald, I want to see BJ follow him down to 155 and say "haha, ya thought you were safe didn't ya", and then proceed to put on a sequel to their first fight.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm
I want to see him turn the Yes! cartwheel kick into a signature move.

He needs to go study the fine art of coming on with Harold Howard to learn the secret of the scissor flip kick.
Crow42- August 6, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Would Like to see him face nick Diaz
For idiotic picture pose of the century