sexy cosplay girls comic con
51 Sexiest Cosplay Outfits From Comic-Con EVER

It’s a Thin Line Between Fun and Assault at Porn Star Parties


(War Machine‘s struggle to learn appropriate ways of showing affection continues. Courtesy of EMMReport.com)

When it comes to choking people, there’s ‘fun choking’ and then there’s ‘charges pending choking.’  The trouble, at least for some people, is that they have a hard time differentiating between them until it’s too late.  Watch Kalib Run got ahold of some pre-brawl pictures of War Machine joking around with his porn star buddies at Brooke Haven’s birthday party, and while he does not seem to be on the verge of punching anyone in the face just yet, he also doesn’t come off as the kind of guy you’d want to invite to your sister’s graduation party.  But you knew that already, didn’t you?

On a related note, the birthday girl at the disastrous aforementioned party offered a public apology via Twitter to the people injured by Mr. Machine’s outburst at her celebration, and said she was "ready to testify if this goes to court."  So yeah, this ain’t going away.  Our only hope is that War Machine’s trial, complete with a litany of porn starts testifying for the prosecution, will turn out to be the unintentionally hilarious circus that we truly believe it can be.

Tags:

Cagepotato Comments

Showing 1-25 of comments

comments
Sort by : Show hidden comments
mrwonderful- September 27, 2011 at 6:13 pm
War Machine is a dbag, he will need a Pro Bono Divorce Lawyers after this next thing that he does.
BackbaconBilly- December 1, 2009 at 3:39 pm
LOL... Naw, Evan knows I mean him no disrespect
imakeutap- December 1, 2009 at 10:27 am
Evan Tanner is coming to haunt your ass BackbaconBilly
BackbaconBilly- December 1, 2009 at 8:03 am
Its unfortunate that War machine couldn't just hop on a bike and drive out into the desert to find himself...
agentsmith- December 1, 2009 at 6:54 am
By the way, girl being choked is reportedly named Halle James. A google search for that name unfortunately produces no porn-related hits, but it does produce a Facebook page for one Halle K. James that could very well be her. I wonder if she's recently deleted any friends.
ytrebil- December 1, 2009 at 6:22 am
Judge Judy?
Smackdaddiest1- December 1, 2009 at 6:15 am
If there's a trial, they've gotta show that shit on TruTv......

agentsmith- December 1, 2009 at 6:11 am
@ ubidoob:

What makes you so sure she's pretending to like it? You know how many times I've seen chicks in porn ASK to be choked? It's getting as common as ass-to-mouth these days. Which is getting pretty common, and I'm kinda conflicted about that.
Peetee- December 1, 2009 at 5:49 am
Trey're just filming War Machines next porn movie, "Beating around the bush"...
ytrebil- December 1, 2009 at 1:36 am
Jon the Jew is like a car crash. We wish it never fucking happened and it’s horrific but we just can’t keep our fucking eyes off it.

One or 2 of those birds are stunning, although there are a few munters…
steampunk22- November 30, 2009 at 10:01 pm
lol this is just to fucked.

im just gonna say what we're all thinking...

"Is War Machine gonna have to choke a bitch?"
DICK_KICK- November 30, 2009 at 9:05 pm
It's a complete misunderstanding, she was so full with man juice it was starting to come back out of her mouth, War was just trying to help her keep it down... Happens all the time...
Kevin Marshall- November 30, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Wait wait wait. Guys, something's fishy here. First, we see War Machine PLAYFULLY choking chicks, lending credence to his stance that it was all a big misunderstanding. Then this thought occurred to me - this melee occurred at a porn industry gathering and not ONE person there could employ their ground game to confuse and bewilder him into submission?

I call shenanigans.
WuTangClan- November 30, 2009 at 7:38 pm
831 is just upset cuz he missed out on the first spot. You emotional west coast faggot. Drink bleach.
ubidoob- November 30, 2009 at 7:25 pm
"War Machine doing his best Bobby and Whitney impression while choking some random whore..."

Now that Koppenhaver has cannot be a porn star MMA fighter, he must be one step closer to fulfilling that prophecy he made about commiting suicide in three years. Another exciting employment opportunity ruined = one less reason for him to keep living.

Score +10 for the chick who is trying really hard to pretend to enjoy being choked like that. This is obviously not her first time being in this situation...! Her long list of ex boyfriends that she maintains restraining orders against must be real proud to see all their hard work pay off. They told her to smile when they were choking the shit out of her and here she is smiling like she means it- because she might be closer to a black eye than she thinks.
Eduardo_Graca- November 30, 2009 at 6:26 pm
poop machine strikes again.
hes been a professional fuckup for such a long time now and still we follow and discuss his deeds instead of putting him in a black plastic bag and dumping him into a polluted river for lacking social capacities.
Reality tv has made people too kind to crippled minds like this one.
Uppercut- November 30, 2009 at 6:19 pm
I'm not a fan of WM but I would pay to see him piss pound some skeazy porn douche's. Screw bully beat down we got pimp beat down.
Uppercut- November 30, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Skip the shrooms. Throw in a big pile of blow and lock em in a cage.
exes.for.iballs- November 30, 2009 at 6:02 pm
@831 son


Just because its over the internet doesn't mean it don't hurt.
Levi Jones- November 30, 2009 at 6:01 pm
It's nice to see that someone that lives the glamorous life of swallowing copious amounts of semen for money also uses red cups at parties just like everyone else. How down to Earth!
MMA42- November 30, 2009 at 5:55 pm
@ MediumRare

I would pay any amount of money to see that giant clusterfuck. It's like Survivor meets Joe Rogan's closet.
MediumRare- November 30, 2009 at 5:33 pm
@BigCountrysCholesterol

I'd like to throw a couple of other personalities into the War Machine - Dan Quinn party. Let's add Junie Browning, Tito Ortiz, Diego Sanchez, Matt Mitrione, some tequilla and a pile of magic mushrooms.

If that's not the makings for a mind-blowing reality show, I don't know what it is.
mondooh- November 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Porn "starts" ehhh. I like my erotic videos and criminal court cases with porns "stars" instead.
robthom- November 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm
I'm starting to like war machine even more.
I never really had a problem with him.


As if the greasy pimps at the porn party weren't overdue for a few beatings for more than a few reasons.
mthomas- November 30, 2009 at 5:14 pm
LOL @ MostDiabolical's comment! Who else wants to take War Machine, Junie Browning and Dan Quinn and lock them in a shipping container bound for Antarctica?
CagePotatoMMA