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Jade Bryce Rolling Around in Spandex Eating Pizza Is Something We Can Always Get Behind [HI-YO] [VIDEO]

(I haven’t seen pizza-eating this sexy since Bijou.) 

Jade Bryce‘s ongoing war with the functioning keyboard rages on, Potato Nation.

Taking a break from her gig as the female Rich Little of MMA memes, the Bellator ring girl was recently photographed testing the limits of spandex and eating pizza* whilst rolling around in some dude’s apartment. Being that the dude who filmed this (Matt Blum) is some fancy photographer with his own website and everything, a pretentious French title (“La Faim”/”Hunger”) was slapped on what is essentially the first few minutes of a Casting Couch Audition because ART. It must have taken everything within his being to avoid shooting this in black and white through a fisheye lens.

I’m just busting Blum’s chops, of course, because he seems to have developed quite a knack for photographing incredibly attractive women in next to nothing (and often, simply nothing) and that is a profession that I will defend to the death. So cheers to you, Matt Blum, for when I bring my laptop into Best Buy tomorrow as per the weekly cleaning/memory wipe, I will do so with a look of pride on my face. If only just this once.

*Specifically, Domino’s pizza, which to quote Count Bisping, “Is the maggot-pie sustenance of the proletariat.” 

-J. Jones

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mattblum- June 17, 2013 at 6:05 pm
haha! I thoroughly enjoyed the article and comments guys. Maybe I'll make another for ya ;)
algiersheadkick504- June 12, 2013 at 7:29 am
End result of this video for 95% of the viewers is semen
Mr_Misanthropy- June 11, 2013 at 10:58 pm
She should come over to my house. I'll fill her belly button full of ranch dressing so she can dip her slices in it.
cman- June 11, 2013 at 1:13 pm
Dunno. She sorta dated him for a bit. Hadn't asked.
RSparrow- June 11, 2013 at 12:50 pm
Cman, heard the same shit, is he out of h town? 99 percent of anything advertised as modeling is sketchy as fuck, lol.
cman- June 11, 2013 at 11:46 am
And now I hate him, he acts gay and sleeps with all his models. Damn that I'm all that is man, that gig would be so much easier.
cman- June 11, 2013 at 11:44 am
My day bartender is one of his models. I showed her the video and she called the photographer right off. She's showing me some of his funny shit and its hysterical.
danomite- June 11, 2013 at 11:42 am
I see you're eating thin crust. Is that because you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be eating deep dish if you wanted to.
danomite- June 11, 2013 at 11:12 am
So all I have to do is get a camera and call myself a fashion photographer and hot women will do this for me? See you bitches later, I'm going to Wal-Mart!
CheechFace- June 11, 2013 at 10:18 am

Hope that link works!!
Dog Dicks Magoo- June 11, 2013 at 9:50 am
10/10 would bang. Then kick field goal through gap in her teeth.
As Good As Anyone- June 11, 2013 at 9:14 am
Mother of God... dat white tank. Gorgeous!