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JAKKS Pacific UFC Action Figure Prototypes — Revealed!

Supposed to be: Forrest Griffin
Looks like: Alfred E. Neuman

Supposed to be: Matt Serra
Looks like: A cross between Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci

Supposed to be: Wanderlei Silva
Looks like: An albino gorilla

Supposed to be: Quinton “Rampage” Jackson
Looks like: ODB?

Supposed to be: Brock Lesnar
Looks like: Biff from Back to the Future

Supposed to be: Randy Couture
Looks like: Wallace Shawn

Supposed to be: Possibly Diego Sanchez
Looks like: The love-child of Frank Mir and Nick Diaz

(Props to WrestlingFigs via BloodyElbow for the images; the figures will be finalized and released sometime next year.)

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look-a-like expert- October 17, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Forrest looks like the stereotypical ventriloquist dummy. Both Serra and Sanchez look like they're doing a DeNiro impression. Rampage is the new spokesman for Wandy looks like that baby born with no skin and Couture looks like Foreman's dad from That 70's Show.

I so hope Wandy's hands hook to the back of Rampage's head and knee to face lmao.
KTFO- October 16, 2008 at 9:10 am
I noticed the Matt Serra doll comes complete with "Rush" spooge on it's neck and arm where Georges dry humped him into submission.
ben- October 16, 2008 at 3:34 am
@ brian:

Goddamnit, you are so right.
brian- October 16, 2008 at 3:32 am
Randy Couture totally looks like Ron Howards brother.
Your Doodle- October 15, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Matt Serra's looks more like Vin Diesel
Elusivity- October 15, 2008 at 5:30 pm
@ Sick of Lesar

Why are you complaining about Brock getting an action figure? It will probably sell better than any other one out there.

Besides, Liddell does have an action figure, it just wasn't pictured here. Not sure about GSP, but I'm sure if he signed away his image rights, then one of him will be along soon.

And BJ has had an action figure for years. Haven't you ever seen a Cabbage Patch Doll?
Bill C.- October 15, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Hahaha, I'm sitting here between classes just dying laughing. The "Looks Like" descriptions are dead-on. Hilarious!
Horror Fighter- October 15, 2008 at 3:18 pm
What about accessories? I can't wait to get the Rampage Monster Truck (R) with removable wheels. (Sold separately.)
Rocktsteady28- October 15, 2008 at 1:48 pm
am I the only one that thinks Wandy looks like an Albino Gorilla anyway?
Baze- October 15, 2008 at 11:41 am
Wandi looks like Evil Monkey.
doodoo head- October 15, 2008 at 4:52 am
hey MagusBetrayed, no he didnt..there is a tape out showing one of Chute Boxers putting crazy horse in a triangle during that so called knockout. Waderlie was just watching......... dumbass
Darrell- October 15, 2008 at 1:47 am
Wanderlei ISN'T a albino gorilla?!?!?
shutupandfight- October 15, 2008 at 1:00 am
Couture= Leonard Nemoy x Jason Alexander...or Julius Ceasar.
Hurricane- October 15, 2008 at 12:42 am
Brock's sword penis looks slightly less gay on the action figure.
cleanshirt- October 14, 2008 at 11:59 pm
brock looks like duke nukem
skidding- October 14, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Diego looks like A.C. Slater (Mario Lopez)
Very Elusive- October 14, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Lol the first looks more like Jens Pulver than Forrest
Assnonymous- October 14, 2008 at 10:27 pm
What's up with Brock's arms? They're tanned but his body is white like a corpse.

And Diego/Diaz/Mir looks like a perv. "Come here little school girl. I'm gonna take a peek under your skirt!"
ouch- October 14, 2008 at 10:12 pm
how many of these do you think will be retrieved out of gay mens asses!!!! Inconceivable lol
Sick Of Lesnar- October 14, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Why is it that Brock fucking Lesnar gets an action figure before someone like Liddell or GSP or BJ Penn or someone WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT??
Wallace Shawn- October 14, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Jesus fucking Christ, why couldn't they have gotten McFarlane to to these? I probably still get the Rampage one.
wumsboy- October 14, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Forrest looks like the character Tucker (Lee Evans) from There's Something About Mary.

drummer- October 14, 2008 at 8:25 pm
I have to be Wandy's biggest fan but absolutly he does look like an albino gorilla. But hey, he's a fighter not a gay model. Round 5 figures sre better. Think I'll glue Wamndys hands to Jackson's head and his knee to jackson's nose.Alittlr voodoo for the next fight!
Bookgrub- October 14, 2008 at 7:21 pm
># Anonymous Says:
>October 15th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Anonymous- October 14, 2008 at 7:18 pm
But with all reality dosent Wanderlai look like an albino gorilla?