(Not pictured: Chuck Liddell‘s bloated-stomach attachment. Photos courtesy of MMA Weekly.)
If you still play with dolls (or have children that do), you may be interested in JAKKS Pacific’s upcoming line of UFC-related action figures and accessories, which will hit stores this fall. MMA Weekly passes along this press release laying out the details:
* Yes, even the Nelmark Pretzel.
*** The line of figures will eventually include fighters from PRIDE and the WEC. The order of figures released can be seen here, allegedly, but I’m having a really hard time believing it. Yushin Okami and Thales Leites are in the first series? And they’re actually wasting their time making a Josh Burkman doll? Talk about the shittiest Christmas gift ever.
*** If you’ll notice in the first thumbnail image, they even include a tiny little scale. Admirable attention to detail, or needless choking hazard?
**** Just because you can wear the replica UFC championship belt, doesn’t mean you should. The last thing I need to see is some jacked-up tool wearing one of these out at a bar, telling drunk women he’s an Ultimate Fighter.
Related: If you’d like to help out the Special Olympics, and you have over $3,050 to spend, head over to eBay and bid on this autographed Chuck Liddell prototype figure.
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Comments
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:14
Do Chuck's fingers have points of articulation to allow for his signature move, the eye poke?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:22
Not COOL!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:27
spammers are dicksuckers.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:36
@ cool Your knowledge of HTML is astounding! Now shove it up your corn hole!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:37
Ha, take that ass wipe!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:39
@ cool you're such a bitch
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:39
I tried playing with the GSP doll, but I couldn't hold on to it. So I just played with my BJ Penn doll and had it complain to my Dana Fucking White doll. And Rampage dreams of the day he'd have 29 points of articulation.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:41
I wonder if the Lesnar figure articulates for his ridem cowboy move he did to Heath Herring. His figure should also include a big syringe full of the juice also. Just to keep things authentic you know.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:52
I would like to take this space to praise whichever of the 2 Bens who removed COOL's shit. I thank you.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:53
I can't wait to get one of those belts and wear it to the bar!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:55
i was shocked when tank knocked out nelmark. like he actually killed him.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:56
Doesnt Round5MMA have exclusvity on anderson silva and rampage? Thats not gonna bode over well.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:56
Will they make a Pride action figure of Emelianenko? And will it come with ice cream cones? Please say that it'll come with ice cream cones.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 06:59
wow. they're gonna put out an ed herman action figure. i don't even think ed herman would want an ed herman action figure.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:01
The Chuck Liddell doll looks way more realistic if you lay it on it's back...
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:03
This is a horrible idea. 99% of kids are going to equip their fighters with little GI Joe assault rifles and have deathmatches in the octagon.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:05
There's no way that I would let my child play with a toy with a penis on it.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:07
the lesnar and liddell figures look like they're about the same size. but brock looks a little bigger than him on television. just a little.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:07
Evan Tanner doll complete with sunglasses and walking stick. Water not included.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:07
Chuck Li-god-damned-ddell Says: Fri, 02/20/2009 - 07:07 Evan Tanner doll complete with sunglasses and walking stick. Water not included. That's not cool man.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:11
i'm curious how jakks would design a tra telligman figurine.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:14
Will Karo's doll come with three bottles of prescription pain killers? I'm guessing that one will sell the fuck out. The only liability would be if they release the Hermes Franca doll at the same time, because we all know you can't mix pain killers with alcohol.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:17
Rampage doll comes equipt with a copy of The Secret, an aborted fetus, and horrific nightmares of Wandy's knees
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:26
I'm just wondering if and when they're gonna release a War Machine doll. Will Penn's doll be crazy flexible? Will GSP's still come with a small bottle of vaseline? Will Tim Sylvia's feel awkward when trying to manipulate? Will the Machida one come in a very limited supply to make them hard to get a hold of? Will Rampages come with a bunch of bottles of Red Bull and a sold seperate truck with his likeliness all over the side of it? Will Corey Hill's... nevermind, too easy. And will Crocop's be a disappointment?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:28
I head the Sean Sherk figure will look just like the old He-Man figures. All jacked up and can barley move.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:28
Its about friggin time you guys dealt with Cool. That crap was annoying as fuck. Made me not want to come here. Anyway thanks, Ben(s).
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:29
"Will they make a Pride action figure of Emelianenko? And will it come with ice cream cones? Please say that it'll come with ice cream cones." Yes, but you can't put him in the octagon with any of the other dolls. If you do the Dana White doll will take legal action and you won't be able to play with either of them for a year until contract issues are resolved.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:47
honestly, i hate reading the comments refering to the cool poster more then i hate the cool poster himself. i mean alright i see huge letters so i have to scroll down for a few extra seconds on my space age device that lets me pick up information in less then a second any where in the world faster then anything human kind has ever been able produce before the 90s. i mean, hundreds of years ago it would take months sometimes years just to tell someone somewhere else in the world anything. if we wanted to know how wide the nile river was, i would have to go find it and measure itself, unlikely if you were not an upper class citizen. but now all i have to do is click "google" then "nile river width" and BAM!. 5 seconds after i decided i needed to know that for whatever reason i have the info sitting in front of my fat lazy face. but now that this guy makes you scroll down your screen for 2 and a half seconds more just to see what "tuf guy" says next you guys are all whining about it. stfu. half of you complaining are the same ones making fun of BJ penn for complaining after losing a fight that could have changed his life and secured a place for him to make money the rest of his life. basicaly had a life altering lose, but is a bitch for complaining. yea i guess i can see where all your logic makes sense.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:55
The Karo doll will be living on the streets sucking dick for Vicodin.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 07:57
I can't believe that they are producing a Febricio Werdum doll. When you play with it you have to go along like everything is great and then get caught with an uppercut and make believe cut him from the roster. After that his doll has to stay in another room to think about where it went wrong.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 08:08
I am going to buy all of this crap for my son.... Oh and....@give it up.....go die.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 08:09
I think give it up, should give it up. I hate reading comments from some idiot who is willing to defend some other idiot, who then goes on an off-topic rant about the progression of communication of "human kind" (it's one word, idiot) probably thinking this "cool" poster is actually contributing to an mma forum so he must type in his two cents. No man, you should shut the fuck up.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 08:37
Who took chucks head and put it on gsps body?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 08:51
B-tard +1 LMAO!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:00
Fenix Says: Fri, 02/20/2009 - 08:51 B-tard +1 LMAO! - LOL ! RIGHT? THAT WAS HILLARIOUS!!!!! HAAHHAHAAAHAH "B-TARD" Comment of the YEAR!!! Give this guys a shirt!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:17
I heard the BJ Penn doll has 290 points of articulation, but a really weak core, and is prone to breaking if placed below dolls that wrestle...
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:31
I wonder if the UFC Jakks Brock Lesnar figure could take the WWE Jakks Brock Lesnar figure?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:55
@ jdavis probably not bc the ufc jakks brock lesnar doesn't look like he's on roids.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:07
I hear they installed a magnetic audio device in the Matt Hughes doll so he screams "tap tap!" every time it is near the GSP figure (miniature vaseline sold separately).
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:09
Forrest Griffin action figure with lifelike tears and tantrums after beaten by Keith Jardine action figure
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:42
I bet the Gracies are pissed.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:47
im sorry but when someone complains about someone whining over something huge and has the balls to whine over something as simple as having to scroll down for a few more seconds, it really blow my mind. oh and i love the typical "i have no argument so ill take the easy way out and correct your grammar rather then take the time to figure out why i disagree with you." am i wrong? if so why, justify to me why its alright for you to bitch and moan about something that fucking small. is it because you were givin everything in life with no hassle at all? and now that something you have no control over is making your simple life just a little bit harder you need to cry until it swings your way. and now you can give me the entire "you know nothing about my life" saga and tell me what you had to do that i didnt and say something about me having no life and ill go back at you with well your answering me so you must have no life... and so on. or can we skip all that and you just answer my question in the first place. prolly not i guess, ive upset you too much for you to just answer with something logical, all you are gunna give me are insults and threats. dont worry i know how this all works.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:59
My life will be complete when I can finally buy a Tickle Me Leben doll.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 11:11
Why won't anyone seriously make a GSP one? Do these designers not know who he is or something? Same with the Round 5 ones.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 11:15
hahaha well i didnt see that one coming.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 12:32
Does BJ Penn's move like the real thing?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 12:45
actually the post about the Tanner figure was spot on funny as hell, and alot nicer than I woulda been about it. I would have added.." comes with motorcycle with no gas.....buzzards NOT included".
Fri, 02/20/09 - 12:51
Does page come with a week supply of energy drinks and a monster truck, mind as well throw in a pregnant bitch too.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 01:02
The Rich Franklin doll comes with a collapsible nose that reacts to the presence of the Anderson Silva doll. The doll is well made but falls apart when put in a muay thai clinch.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 01:10
Chael Sonnen doll comes with accessories like close mindedness, overblown sense of self worth and rampant homophobia.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 02:32
Worst action figures ever.
Sat, 02/21/09 - 04:12
Can't wait for the special edition Juanito figure you can get if you order the deluxe Rampage figure, I hear it comes with attachable money bags that double as floaters for his long shore fishing trips.
Sat, 02/21/09 - 04:15
Does the GSP figure come with a tub of vaseline or do you have to purchase that separate?
Sat, 02/21/09 - 04:42
i hope the give it up doll comes with an option to shut the fuck up and not give us a lecture on philosophy.
Sun, 02/22/09 - 11:27
The Liddell figure is wrong, to be authentic it need the pot gut.
Wed, 03/25/09 - 12:28
wow man, 'give it up' take a zannex or prozac or whatever you need bro. ive never seen such a worked up keyboard warrior before.. wow
Thu, 04/30/09 - 07:07
Will I be able to purchase corrupt NSAC officials and shoddy referees in the future?
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