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JAKKS Pacific’s UFC Action Figures to Hit Shelves This Fall


          
(Not pictured: Chuck Liddell‘s bloated-stomach attachment. Photos courtesy of MMA Weekly.)

If you still play with dolls (or have children that do), you may be interested in JAKKS Pacific’s upcoming line of UFC-related action figures and accessories, which will hit stores this fall. MMA Weekly passes along this press release laying out the details:

From Brock Lesnar, Chuck Liddell and Anderson Silva, to Forrest Griffin, Rampage Jackson and UFC legend Royce Gracie, the new line of JAKKS UFC action figures and toys will celebrate some of the most popular fighters in UFC history.
 
UFC Fall 2009 lineup from JAKKS is expected to include:

UFC Deluxe Figures feature 29 points of articulation to recreate the most dramatic MMA moves*. JAKKS expects to ship new waves every other month**, each featuring at least eight different fighters, as well as exclusive assortments available at different mass retailers nationwide. A replica fight poster from each event will also be included with each purchase. Ages 8+, Suggested Retail Price $9.99

The Octagon is where all the action happens. JAKKS’ 14” Basic UFC Octagon playset features hinged “play-doors” for easy access and is the perfect place for kids to battle and recreate their favorite fight moments. Ages 8+, Suggested Retail Price $19.99

The Official Scale Deluxe UFC Octagon playset is a huge, 30”, authentic 1:1 size in scale to the Deluxe UFC action figures. This Ultimate Octagon playset features more than 40 unique pieces***, vinyl padded posts, removable foam-polymer mat and cage pieces for battle access. Ages 8+, Suggested Retail Price $99.99

Play like a true champion with your very own collection of UFC Championship Belts. These authentic, wearable replica belts for UFC, Pride, and WEC are the only ones on the market that fit adults**** and kids. Ages 8+, Suggested Retail Price $11.99

* Yes, even the Nelmark Pretzel.

*** The line of figures will eventually include fighters from PRIDE and the WEC. The order of figures released can be seen here, allegedly, but I’m having a really hard time believing it. Yushin Okami and Thales Leites are in the first series? And they’re actually wasting their time making a Josh Burkman doll? Talk about the shittiest Christmas gift ever.

*** If you’ll notice in the first thumbnail image, they even include a tiny little scale. Admirable attention to detail, or needless choking hazard?

**** Just because you can wear the replica UFC championship belt, doesn’t mean you should. The last thing I need to see is some jacked-up tool wearing one of these out at a bar, telling drunk women he’s an Ultimate Fighter.

Related: If you’d like to help out the Special Olympics, and you have over $3,050 to spend, head over to eBay and bid on this autographed Chuck Liddell prototype figure.

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Ron Jeremy's son- April 30, 2009 at 7:07 am
Will I be able to purchase corrupt NSAC officials and shoddy referees in the future?
Calmyourself- March 25, 2009 at 12:28 am
wow man, 'give it up' take a zannex or prozac or whatever you need bro. ive never seen such a worked up keyboard warrior before.. wow
UFC fan- February 22, 2009 at 11:27 am
The Liddell figure is wrong, to be authentic it need the pot gut.
faint4taint- February 21, 2009 at 4:42 am
i hope the give it up doll comes with an option to shut the fuck up and not give us a lecture on philosophy.
theoutsider- February 21, 2009 at 4:15 am
Does the GSP figure come with a tub of vaseline or do you have to purchase that separate?
theoutsider- February 21, 2009 at 4:12 am
Can't wait for the special edition Juanito figure you can get if you order the deluxe Rampage figure, I hear it comes with attachable money bags that double as floaters for his long shore fishing trips.
babcock- February 20, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Worst action figures ever.
lost in ok- February 20, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Chael Sonnen doll comes with accessories like close mindedness, overblown sense of self worth and rampant homophobia.
lost in ok- February 20, 2009 at 1:02 pm
The Rich Franklin doll comes with a collapsible nose that reacts to the presence of the Anderson Silva doll. The doll is well made but falls apart when put in a muay thai clinch.
bonerjams 98- February 20, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Does page come with a week supply of energy drinks and a monster truck, mind as well throw in a pregnant bitch too.
UFC fan- February 20, 2009 at 12:45 pm
actually the post about the Tanner figure was spot on funny as hell, and alot nicer than I woulda been about it.
I would have added.." comes with motorcycle with no gas.....buzzards NOT included".
B-tard- February 20, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Does BJ Penn's move like the real thing?
give it up- February 20, 2009 at 11:15 am
hahaha well i didnt see that one coming.
Aenarion- February 20, 2009 at 11:11 am
Why won't anyone seriously make a GSP one? Do these designers not know who he is or something? Same with the Round 5 ones.
abenormal- February 20, 2009 at 10:59 am
My life will be complete when I can finally buy a Tickle Me Leben doll.
give it up- February 20, 2009 at 10:47 am
im sorry but when someone complains about someone whining over something huge and has the balls to whine over something as simple as having to scroll down for a few more seconds, it really blow my mind. oh and i love the typical "i have no argument so ill take the easy way out and correct your grammar rather then take the time to figure out why i disagree with you."

am i wrong? if so why, justify to me why its alright for you to bitch and moan about something that fucking small. is it because you were givin everything in life with no hassle at all? and now that something you have no control over is making your simple life just a little bit harder you need to cry until it swings your way.

and now you can give me the entire "you know nothing about my life" saga and tell me what you had to do that i didnt and say something about me having no life and ill go back at you with well your answering me so you must have no life... and so on.

or can we skip all that and you just answer my question in the first place. prolly not i guess, ive upset you too much for you to just answer with something logical, all you are gunna give me are insults and threats. dont worry i know how this all works.
KEMPO666- February 20, 2009 at 10:42 am
I bet the Gracies are pissed.
Big Willy 805- February 20, 2009 at 10:09 am
Forrest Griffin action figure with lifelike tears and tantrums after beaten by Keith Jardine action figure
Than- February 20, 2009 at 10:07 am
I hear they installed a magnetic audio device in the Matt Hughes doll so he screams "tap tap!" every time it is near the GSP figure (miniature vaseline sold separately).
Mister Obvious- February 20, 2009 at 9:55 am
@ jdavis

probably not bc the ufc jakks brock lesnar doesn't look like he's on roids.
jdavis- February 20, 2009 at 9:31 am
I wonder if the UFC Jakks Brock Lesnar figure could take the WWE Jakks Brock Lesnar figure?
SiDeBuRnZ- February 20, 2009 at 9:17 am
I heard the BJ Penn doll has 290 points of articulation, but a really weak core, and is prone to breaking if placed below dolls that wrestle...
Kadumel- February 20, 2009 at 9:00 am
Fenix Says:
Fri, 02/20/2009 - 08:51
B-tard

+1 LMAO!

- LOL ! RIGHT? THAT WAS HILLARIOUS!!!!!

HAAHHAHAAAHAH "B-TARD" Comment of the YEAR!!! Give this guys a shirt!
Fenix- February 20, 2009 at 8:51 am
B-tard

+1 LMAO!
B-tard- February 20, 2009 at 8:37 am
Who took chucks head and put it on gsps body?
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