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James Toney Gets a Bigger Megaphone, Remains Just as Incoherent

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At least now we know that the difficulty we had understanding James Toney’s previous video rants was not the result of poor video equipment and low production value.  Dark Gable showed up on the Versus show "Sports Soup" to deliver yet another Dana White/UFC call-out, and once again we only understood every fourth word.  Something about candy and Chuck Liddell being "daddy’s little girl."  Other than that it was like trying to understand a voicemail that your very drunk friend left you at three a.m.  You know he’s saying something about what a bitch his ex-girlfriend is, but the details remain hazy.

The most interesting thing about this is that it happened on Versus, which is the UFC’s newest cable network sweetheart.  That’s not to say that the UFC necessarily instructed them to let Toney wander into their studio and then refuse to leave, but chances are good that they probably did not disapprove of the free publicity either, or else it might never have happened at all.  Now we just sit back and wait for Toney’s guest spot on Spike TV’s "Blue Mountain State," where he ambles into the frame to interrupt a date rape scene by calling out "Simba Spice" and imploring the UFC to get their money right and make him a real offer.       

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PARVO- February 13, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Toney has never been that great.. His claim to fame is having a female Manager in his corner.. This tard just wants a quick payday.. Fuck him, he can go on a infomercial and show us how great a sponge sucks up water, cause thats all he is these days is a SPONGE...
mybongsnameisgreenmeenie- February 12, 2010 at 12:45 pm
i think this guy is hilarious. BUT...

i been smokin 'urb
CheckHisPee- February 11, 2010 at 6:45 pm
@Smitty, fatbelly: +1, luv it

This site is the bizz-ness
fatbellyfrank- February 11, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Holy shit, does he need to risk any more punches to the head?
Smitty- February 11, 2010 at 2:02 pm
"Say it loud!", "I'm black and...".........well I'm just black right now.
ghostboner- February 11, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Lesnar? And Couture? And Chuck? And Simba? Can he really be that delusional? I mean he could prob take out Simba, but the other three? Lesnar?

I'm going to surmise that James Toney has no money, no health insurance, and is slowly dying of a terrible disease. With no hope that barrack or the new health care bill can save him, he is trying to find a way to end it quickly, while still going out in style.
AussieJosh- February 11, 2010 at 1:56 pm
He has got to be drunk!
JamesToneysContract- February 11, 2010 at 1:55 pm
What's not to understand? Ima make a goon service annoucement myself. Sign this man.
Harry Nips- February 11, 2010 at 1:49 pm
You would think that somebody @ VS would have been nice enough to supply us with some subtitles.
Dr.- February 11, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I would absolutely LOVE to see Toney fight a heavyweight. I have respect for his boxing but put him in against a beast HW with good takedowns/GnP/wrastlin' and he is going to be humiliated.

Side-check-kick that to the bank!
Smitty- February 11, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Damn!!!.....I wanna see him get head kicked!
Dr.- February 11, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Holy shit. THAT was out of control. Talk about making yourself a comedy act. Can't wait to see the youtube spoofs of James interrupting and creepily walking in the background during key moments.
KimboSlice- February 11, 2010 at 12:44 pm
He is the exact reason why condoms were created..
Seoul Brother- February 11, 2010 at 11:31 am
@El Guapo: Would that mean that Nick Nolte makes more sense than James Toney?
El Guapo- February 11, 2010 at 11:15 am
(Mumbling, Slurring) "I'mma finnin nog a muthrfrhhh out they damn mindmen. Chucka daddy lilgrrr ain't finnin work fanuthn man. He'ready done paid a muthrfrrhh that kind loot so whynotme, men? Lookeye toldm like Nick Deez toldm, 'Don'tbe scurred homie' but Dena scurdr thana muthrfrrhh men."

Only with less vowels and more more slurring..
dugmouth- February 11, 2010 at 10:49 am
i am dumber for having listened to that, its my fault i should have known better.
Joe Bananas- February 11, 2010 at 10:39 am
This dudes lights are out in his head.
provrorsbarn- February 11, 2010 at 10:33 am
The sad thing is he would probably beat the "stand-up only" hevyweight fighters in the ufc...first fight? vs kongo
robthom- February 11, 2010 at 10:23 am
"James Toney Gets a Bigger Megaphone, Remains Just as Incoherent."

I certainly hope so!

Just because you get a bigger budget dont go changing the zazz.

Star Wars prequels anybody?

Super-Drunk Punch- February 11, 2010 at 10:10 am
I would like to see Mike Tyson end this debacle with a one-punch....well singing the chorus to "In the Air Tonight". The dude won't sign for anything less than 10 mill a fight and we all know that ain't how Dana and his crew roll.
pepelepue80- February 11, 2010 at 10:09 am
I bet he would get submitted in the first 10 seconds of the first!!!!
cecils_pupils- February 11, 2010 at 9:58 am
At least he lost his two sidekick homies (gruntin', sayin' "yeah... bitches...") and opted for a green screen... you are learnin' James, you are learnin'. Now all we have to do is take you seriously.
Marty Cone- February 11, 2010 at 9:53 am
In a way he is right about Chuck being"daddy's little girl."
mthomas- February 11, 2010 at 9:51 am
WTF is he saying? Seriously, I have no idea....
NECROPHYTE- February 11, 2010 at 9:51 am
Wow. I haven't seen anybody this dillusional since Patrick Cote said he "fucked up" Andersonn Silva.