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James Toney Gets a Bigger Megaphone, Remains Just as Incoherent

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At least now we know that the difficulty we had understanding James Toney’s previous video rants was not the result of poor video equipment and low production value.  Dark Gable showed up on the Versus show "Sports Soup" to deliver yet another Dana White/UFC call-out, and once again we only understood every fourth word.  Something about candy and Chuck Liddell being "daddy’s little girl."  Other than that it was like trying to understand a voicemail that your very drunk friend left you at three a.m.  You know he’s saying something about what a bitch his ex-girlfriend is, but the details remain hazy.

The most interesting thing about this is that it happened on Versus, which is the UFC’s newest cable network sweetheart.  That’s not to say that the UFC necessarily instructed them to let Toney wander into their studio and then refuse to leave, but chances are good that they probably did not disapprove of the free publicity either, or else it might never have happened at all.  Now we just sit back and wait for Toney’s guest spot on Spike TV’s "Blue Mountain State," where he ambles into the frame to interrupt a date rape scene by calling out "Simba Spice" and imploring the UFC to get their money right and make him a real offer.       



    Thu, 02/11/10 - 09:51

    Wow. I haven't seen anybody this dillusional since Patrick Cote said he "fucked up" Andersonn Silva.
  2. mthomas Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 09:51

    WTF is he saying? Seriously, I have no idea....
  3. Marty Cone Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 09:53

    In a way he is right about Chuck being"daddy's little girl."
  4. cecils_pupils Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 09:58

    At least he lost his two sidekick homies (gruntin', sayin' "yeah... bitches...") and opted for a green screen... you are learnin' James, you are learnin'. Now all we have to do is take you seriously.
  5. pepelepue80 Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 10:09

    I bet he would get submitted in the first 10 seconds of the first!!!!
  6. Super-Drunk Punch Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 10:10

    I would like to see Mike Tyson end this debacle with a one-punch....well singing the chorus to "In the Air Tonight". The dude won't sign for anything less than 10 mill a fight and we all know that ain't how Dana and his crew roll.
  7. robthom Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 10:23

    "James Toney Gets a Bigger Megaphone, Remains Just as Incoherent." I certainly hope so! Just because you get a bigger budget dont go changing the zazz. Star Wars prequels anybody? Hello?
  8. provrorsbarn Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 10:33

    The sad thing is he would probably beat the "stand-up only" hevyweight fighters in the ufc...first fight? vs kongo
  9. Joe Bananas Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 10:39

    This dudes lights are out in his head.
  10. dugmouth Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 10:49

    i am dumber for having listened to that, its my fault i should have known better.
  11. El Guapo Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 11:15

    (Mumbling, Slurring) "I'mma finnin nog a muthrfrhhh out they damn mindmen. Chucka daddy lilgrrr ain't finnin work fanuthn man. He'ready done paid a muthrfrrhh that kind loot so whynotme, men? Lookeye toldm like Nick Deez toldm, 'Don'tbe scurred homie' but Dena scurdr thana muthrfrrhh men." Only with less vowels and more more slurring..
  12. Seoul Brother Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 11:31

    @El Guapo: Would that mean that Nick Nolte makes more sense than James Toney?
  13. KimboSlice Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 12:44

    He is the exact reason why condoms were created..
  14. Dr. Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 01:00

    Holy shit. THAT was out of control. Talk about making yourself a comedy act. Can't wait to see the youtube spoofs of James interrupting and creepily walking in the background during key moments.
  15. Smitty Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 01:04

    Damn!!!.....I wanna see him get head kicked!
  16. Dr. Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 01:04

    I would absolutely LOVE to see Toney fight a heavyweight. I have respect for his boxing but put him in against a beast HW with good takedowns/GnP/wrastlin' and he is going to be humiliated. Side-check-kick that to the bank!
  17. Harry Nips Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 01:49

    You would think that somebody @ VS would have been nice enough to supply us with some subtitles.
  18. JamesToneysContract Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 01:55

    What's not to understand? Ima make a goon service annoucement myself. Sign this man.
  19. AussieJosh Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 01:56

    He has got to be drunk!
  20. ghostboner Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 02:01

    Lesnar? And Couture? And Chuck? And Simba? Can he really be that delusional? I mean he could prob take out Simba, but the other three? Lesnar? I'm going to surmise that James Toney has no money, no health insurance, and is slowly dying of a terrible disease. With no hope that barrack or the new health care bill can save him, he is trying to find a way to end it quickly, while still going out in style.
  21. Smitty Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 02:02

    "Say it loud!", "I'm black and...".........well I'm just black right now.
  22. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 02:56

    Holy shit, does he need to risk any more punches to the head?
  23. CheckHisPee Says:

    Thu, 02/11/10 - 06:45

    @Smitty, fatbelly: +1, luv it This site is the bizz-ness
  24. mybongsnameisgreenmeenie Says:

    Fri, 02/12/10 - 12:45

    i think this guy is hilarious. BUT... i been smokin 'urb
  25. PARVO Says:

    Sat, 02/13/10 - 10:47

    Toney has never been that great.. His claim to fame is having a female Manager in his corner.. This tard just wants a quick payday.. Fuck him, he can go on a infomercial and show us how great a sponge sucks up water, cause thats all he is these days is a SPONGE...
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    Sat, 11/30/13 - 10:51

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  27. urlman cow Says:

    Tue, 04/08/14 - 03:29

    Whispering Misty... So sorry you will skip the workshop!...

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