(Props: MMA Scraps)
If the internet age has taught us anything, it’s that by the time you start posting videos of yourself pleading for someone to give you something, you have passed a point of no return. For whatever reason, people stop taking your requests seriously once they see you shouting into a cheap video camera while your boys mill around impatiently behind you. Bonus points if you pause your video rant to say hello to a "beautiful girl" off camera who may or may not actually exist, and may or may not actually be beautiful.
This is James Toney‘s second "UFC call out" video, and by far the more entertaining of the two. The fact that he’s pumping these out now probably means that negotiations have stalled after Dana White made an offer that Toney described as "a joke." So now he’s resorted to semi-coherent DIY video productions to get his big money fight in the UFC. Yeah, that’s probably been the missing piece of the puzzle all along.
If I could ask the internet to grant me one wish, it would be for someone to break into Brock Lesnar‘s home, tie him to a chair, force him to watch this video, and record his reaction for us all to see. I realize that’s a tall order, but maybe we could get Big Stacks there to do it. If he’s James Toney’s bodyguard, I’m guessing he’s done a lot crazier stuff for a lot less reward.
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Comments
Thu, 01/28/10 - 10:46
I didn't understand anything this Nigga said. Why does the entourage always do the shit talking but they never put up themselves? Typical...
Thu, 01/28/10 - 10:54
this dude's a joke...period.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 11:09
Who is responsible for coining the term "Holla At Cha Boy"? Every time it's mumbled, Bill Cosby comes more and more closer at dawning "the hood".
Thu, 01/28/10 - 11:10
Big Stacks FTW!!
Thu, 01/28/10 - 11:15
LMAO!!! That dork on the right, what's up with that doofus?! What a retard.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 11:20
What is this? I don't even... You guys!
Thu, 01/28/10 - 11:25
awesome. let him fight and get the brain damage he has coming. not that anyone would notice.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 11:37
It would almost be worth it to pay this idiot, get him to fight someone like Carwin, and see him get his ass kicked worse than he has since his mama found out he been skippin school. Once it happens all that boxing commentators that call MMA fighters idiots with no talent/education would have to shutup for a little while at least. James Toney displays more disrespect and arrogance than any UFC/MMA fighter ive ever seen.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 11:37
Brain damage he has coming ..... he's there man ... he's there.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 11:44
You guys keep talking. Maybe you're forgetting his dad "is one of the original death fighters... like in the movies". I'll bet the other guys have some tough dads, too, so I'm keeping my mouth shut. Better safe than sorry, 'cause this guy ain't goin' nowhere.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 11:54
I love how when boxers give interviews they always have some goons by their side to support their barely coherent babble. "Ay, baby how you doin? All up on the they'res some girls in our gym, they in the compound"— That's right! "I ain't goin nowhere, ayum the realer fighter here, then everybody know that" — You heard 'em "Oh, Kimbo in meesimbah?!"— Semba? "Kimo, kimo, kimmo slice whatever your name is"— Huh-hah! "Everybody know, the Klitchkoo sisters they ain't shit. Imma get them, izthisjuzzamatta of time. And too many time for their radar stuck, radar, rah, ran his mouth sayin 'Call me' said 'This is fight James, let's fight.' bolawn says now he's gonna fight Dana Green. He's a coward he ain't got no spine!"— 'Cuz he's going to sleep, that's why! "Holla atcha boy next week, bitches"— Beeitches! Classic.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 12:07
If Toney can drop his unreal contract demands, I can definitely see a fight between him and Simb..er Kimbo taking place. And I can definitely see it being a total joke.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 12:14
Judging on Kimbos last performance id almost bet on Toney.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 12:25
Jeesus, he sounds like he's got a mouf full of gravy and marbles....
Thu, 01/28/10 - 12:37
Where's Dave Chapelle, is my question?? I see Ashy Larry and Tyrone Bigsbie on either side of Marble Mouth, but no Chappele.. "Joe Rogan, I smoke rocks."
Thu, 01/28/10 - 01:15
simbo klice. beatches. the guy on our right, drops a beatches right at the end. ftw.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 01:24
@El Guapo... that shit is hilarious. That IS Ashy Larry! Him and his entourage need to receive a good side check kick.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 01:33
screw toney, ufc doesnt need a freakshow
Thu, 01/28/10 - 01:33
@DazedNConfused Almost?!? James Toney may be a washed up boxer, but he was still an elite fighter at one time, I'd almost call it a squash match for Toney... Nah, Toney vs. Nog has classic written all over it. Toney to armbar hell?
Thu, 01/28/10 - 01:42
You have a good point, but who knows what his conditioning or training habits are like. I doubt he's very hungry or would be training like he used to for his boxing bouts. He had the drive to become a legend back then. Now he's just talking shit, wanting to get back into the spotlight. I don't know, it wouldn't be the best fight thats for sure. If it went passed the 1st round I think they'd both be gassed and boring. Plus I mean Kimbo may just pull a takedown like he did on Mercer and throw some submissions/GNP on Toney. You guys would have to be crazy to think Toney and his inflated ego would practice any type of ground game.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 01:45
Pretty cool how he can talk with all that gravel in his mouth. Those kinda skills don't come easy, guys.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 01:55
Every night I will pray that Dana is as brilliant of a manipulator as I think he is, so he can break Toney down and sign him to a 1 fight deal for $10 and we can watch him get pummeled on the undercard of a free show on VS.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 01:57
Toney may not have a chance at being elite in MMA, but I give my hat off to the man. He's got the spirit and drive of a true fighter. I bet even if he was 80 he still wouldn't back down from anybody no matter how ridiculous he'd look. God bless him for that.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 02:17
I think this is the first time I've ever seen the effects of severe brain trama BEFORE the trauma actually occured. Granted, Toney took some big shots as a boxer, but the incoherence displayed here can only come from 4-ounce gloves...or a 16-pound sledge hammer. Maybe he caught a bad bounce-back from pounding tires...no, wait...he don't train for that shit...
Thu, 01/28/10 - 02:18
He is such a damn fool.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 02:21
Wouldn't it be ironic if Kimbo was in a fight where the best thing he could do is take Toney down rather than avoiding that?
Thu, 01/28/10 - 02:34
I said it before and stupid motherfuckers had to rattle their heads about it, so I am gonna say it again for the brain dead like Toney who don't get it: Stupid nigger is, as stupid nigger does. stop showing this shit and giving that fat fuck his 3 minutes of fame.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 02:52
Atleast he has accomplished a lot in the world of boxing and delivered some of the most exciting fights Ive seen in a boxing ring. Its better than some fucking loser on a website who can only get attention by spitting out racist rants and delusional bullshit. I think you may be even more Dazed and Confused than me. Fuckin goof. Thats all I am going to say, Ive already given you more attention than I should have.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 03:13
Ok UFC fan, now that we've gotten our fill of racial bigotry and other irrelevant bullshit... You want a SERIOUS offer James? You got it! James Toney vs Don Zimmer, by popular demand! GO!
Thu, 01/28/10 - 03:14
he is just an enormous, rotund infant who whines and cries when he doesn't get his way...well, he better keep suckin on that breast milk cuz he ain't gettin shit
Thu, 01/28/10 - 03:36
You know I come on this website a lot and I admit that I do write borderline racist stuff sometimes but it's all in fun. Then I always see UFC Fan write up some incomprehensible, hating shit every time he/it posts and I can't keep silent any longer. Usually he/it writes stuff like fighters being a young whore or some kind of whore. The problem we're all guys here and I'm pretty sure we're in the 20-35 range. In otherwords, we're pretty much all young. Don't know about anyone else but I'm also somewhat of a whore as well. I'd guess a few of the posters here might be too. So what do we get from this? One, we're all mostly young whores and are mostly proud of being whores so that's not really an insult, it's the truth. And two, UFC Fan must be some kind of foreigner or Eurotrash because the stuff being written is definitely not by someone who's from America or a civilized English-speaking country. Maybe an inbred or something. In all honesty, I don't know and I don't care. All I know is he/it shouldn't be writing stuff on these boards.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 03:49
Haha best part of the video is 0:47 "I'm the (inaudible) fighter here, everybody know that" "You heard"
Thu, 01/28/10 - 03:59
BITCHES!... bitches!
Thu, 01/28/10 - 04:29
lol I was hoping someone noticed that nate
Thu, 01/28/10 - 04:39
is this real life?.....ok now, ok now i have two fingers....i cant see anything aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh....i, i feel funny.....why is this happening to me?.....is this going to be forever?
Thu, 01/28/10 - 05:21
I won't say that it's a sign of how pathetic and irrelevant boxing has become, but it certainly makes me wonder about the where James Toney may be in his life's journey. Oh, and by the way, boxing has become pathetic and irrelevant.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 05:28
Great googly moogly - what a simple bitch! Make this ashy clown work his way up through a traditional martial arts discipline and see how fast he punks out before he makes green belt. Even a scabby cunt of a man like Gabe Ruediger, Jesse Taylor, or Joey Scarola is a bigger man than this thug.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 05:43
I like to say great googly moogly. As well as good geedy meedy, mighty damn, and damn skippy. Love them all, as a matter of fact. Thank you, African Americans of generations past.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 07:00
Kid Dino Mite that was the longest EMO post I have seen in a long while, your pussy must hurt something awful. Take 2 midol and call me in the morning. stay silent next time, your gut choice was right the first time, you simply are NOT man enough to be here. bad shit gets said here, bad people say badddd things.....now go cry you cunt.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 07:09
What a punk also, UFC Fan is a jerk
Thu, 01/28/10 - 07:13
Any of you guys seen the movie "Knock Around Guys"? The scene with Vin Deisel in the bar "500"...... .......THAT'S what we need!!! Give Toney his payday, AND a shot at the title. Toney vs. Lesnar and let Mazagatti ref. If all goes as planned, Lesnar will rabbit punch and hammer fist Toney's head into a semi-liquid state, while mustache Mazagatti lets it go on way too long. Boxers all over the world will think three or four times before trying to get in the cage. The boxing community will be quiet about "rolling around like fags"... at least for a while, and all for just a few million bucks. Sounds like a deal to me.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 10:14
I think his hype-man on the right's kinda cute with the way he looks so disappointed in himself for interrupting his master. yay yay you heard it bitches.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 10:43
@ kiddinomite - I'm 42. I'm still cool though, so don't nobody try to tell me I can't post on your hip fighting website.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 10:57
Toney vs anyone with a ground game!! I would love to see a ufc fighter break his jaw then his arm!!
Thu, 01/28/10 - 11:42
haha yes! I tried posting that link on this comment page after my first comment, saying the same thing. Except I was thinking Lesner or another top heavyweight would be diesel! It must have been reported as spam though. Great fricken scene.
Thu, 01/28/10 - 11:43
referring to schizo's comment of course.
Fri, 01/29/10 - 05:40
@ghostboner I like how you spurned the 'young' lable, but didn't deny the 'whore' part...stand strong, brother!
Fri, 01/29/10 - 10:10
@cecils_pupils AND @WeTheCecilPeoples Change your name. People are gonna think we're related.
Fri, 01/29/10 - 10:57
@Cecil PeepHoles: nah dude, only Cecil himself would be that fucking blind or retarded.
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