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Jared Shaw Is Still an Unbelievable Douchebag


(Props: Fightlinker)

God help you, but what you’re about to see is the trailer for an in-production reality show about Gary Shaw and his family, titled Blood, Sweat -n- Bling. We could care less about what a boxing promoter does and what Shaw has accomplished in that field — the clip seems to leave out his brief and hideous stint with EliteXC altogether — so why not just skip ahead to the 4:51 mark and get a load of the segment on his son Jared. Apparently it’s not an act; $kala really is a deluded, epically entitled leech on his father, with absolutely nothing positive to offer society. (Check the freestyle: "Overseas in Greece, stop in Tel Aviv / Sucky-sucky Hong Kong, gotta love them Chinese.")

I have to admit, this trailer actually made me feel sorry for Gary. Between his incarcerated first son, total failure fourth son, worthless idiot wife, and (one would assume) heart disease and diabetes, I do not envy this man’s life. Getting up every morning must be a struggle, to put it mildly. Not that I’d ever watch this show, and I truly hope it’s never made available for other people to watch. But man, how ’bout this Jared Shaw? Is he The Worst, or what?

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Zangief- April 7, 2009 at 3:25 pm
In Soviet Russia, douchebag is $kala.
Anonymous- April 7, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Its like being on hollow ground. Douche!
Anonymous- January 1, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Dude, learn English. The expression is "couldn't care less" not "could care less". If you "could care less" that means you care. If you "couldn't care less" that means you don't care at all. So when you say, "We could care less about what a boxing promoter does..." you are saying you care about a boking promoter does.
a-rod- December 31, 2008 at 8:40 am
"Check the freestyle: "Overseas in Greece, stop in Tel Aviv / Sucky-sucky Hong Kong, gotta love them Chinese."



Freestyle my ass. Fucking idiot probably spent 2 weeks writing that, with his moms help.
Anonymous- December 30, 2008 at 11:22 pm
he should be pummelled for rappin' racist lyrics
Anonymous- December 30, 2008 at 4:45 pm
obious troll is obious
Clyde- December 30, 2008 at 1:55 pm
$kala is 2Pac, Biggie, Big L, Big Pun and anyone else called Big something who's a dead rapper resurrected.

Or maybe those guys are in their graves at the moment. Spinning.
Russell- December 30, 2008 at 4:45 am
TUF Guy... Yu must love the protection this keyboard gives you.
Angled Dangle- December 29, 2008 at 7:09 pm
I'm thinking ol' Gary shoulda shot into the pillowcase a couple of times instead of that old leatherbag of a wife.
Billy Bad Ass- December 29, 2008 at 4:26 pm
You know, it said Joke Productions at the end. So I think we're safe.
Knowitall- December 29, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Also what's with the trailer showing off Jeff Lacy? that bum got wrecked his last fight. How old is this promo.
Billy Bad Ass- December 29, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Sweet! TUF Guy is back.
Knowitall- December 29, 2008 at 4:18 pm
kinda interesting show. You cant pretend you dont see the similarities between Dana White and Jared Shaw lol. Pretty close personalities. But yah he has a peice of $hit son who thinks he's ballin. Probably gives Jarad Shaw embarassment knowing that cock$ucker came from his balls. Then again he isnt a prize pig either, and I mean that literally. Gives me deep pain knowing $kala that dumbass inbred gets more pussy then me. Ugh.
HIPHOPFAN- December 29, 2008 at 3:57 pm
"Overseas in Greece, stop in Tel Aviv / Sucky-sucky Hong Kong, gotta love them Chinese."

$kala> Tupac

Nuff said!!!
cr_trinity- December 29, 2008 at 3:56 pm
To people responding to TUF Guy: remember this. As I said during the live blog of UFCE 92: don't feed the animals. And why hasn't there been a video review of the CB Holloway tap yet? That win is an utter disgrace, but at least it fits in with the other slimy ZUFFA garbage.

And remember this as well: just because someone may or may not have as much money as you or I doesn't mean they don't still drop their pants and sit to shit like everyone else. In actuality in this corrupt society having wealth usually means being involved in shady stuff, whether it be blatant criminality to morally questionable activities.
Super Joe- December 29, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Lmfao wtf, how rediculous is this trailer?!

Worse of all, he reffers to Jeff Lacy as "The Champ"... ever since Joe Calzaghe throttled him like a rabid dog, he hasn't shown even a glimpse of what he was said to be.

AKA hes a bum now, i don't blame him, if i got beat that bad i'd never be the same either
gameover- December 29, 2008 at 3:37 pm
TUF Guy, just because you were sodomized throughout your entire childhood by your father does not mean you should get online and talk shit to tons of random people. keep it to yourself
Brizzle Dizzle- December 29, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I actually want to see this. Mabye it's just me but "Skala" has to come up with awesome one liners that can be used over and over again. We all know he's worthless in any other thing he trys. As for Gary... I don't know what to say.... I will admit to watching this show if it becomes available... if for no other reason than the satisfaction of knowing that they will never dabble in MMA again.
dedstrk- December 29, 2008 at 2:58 pm
It's ironic that it is produced by joke productions inc.
greenseed- December 29, 2008 at 2:45 pm
well tuf guy u already have the manboobs and 15 chins.. now all u need is a skank ass worthless wife, some halfwit sons and 50 mil...

and we all know u write these little comments because you crave the attention


so get those sausage fingers off ur cock and back on those keys cuz im ready for ur "U fuckin fag im ripped and do steriods and am the coolest" comment

proceed

TUF Guy- December 29, 2008 at 2:31 pm
@ Russell

were you adopted by 2 guys from MA , were your parents stoned hippies or were your parents mentally retarded giving you a name like that?
Goodfella85- December 29, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Vanilla Ice would call Jared Shaw a wigger, and at least we got to see a great set of tit's in that video it just sucks that they were Gary Shaw's.
Russell- December 29, 2008 at 1:54 pm
To TUF Guy:

Please do not ever talk again... thank you!
TUF Guy- December 29, 2008 at 1:45 pm
You guys are all haters. Dude is livin large, his wife ain't bad for her age and for him, his sons are gangsta as hell. That rhyme was sick, you know you wish you could come up w/ clever shit like that.

You guys just hate to see that someone who is not you that made it. Shit, you idiots are probably gonna go home tonight, from your stupid ass job and make some hot-pockets for dinner, rub one out and go to sleep after playing some COD4 online.

On the other hand the Shaw family will do whatever THEY WANNA DO, eat the best food in town from different places and then go back to do whatever they wanna do.

I hope I can get to that point in a few years where my son is gonna be asking me for my ferrari pal.
Jeffro- December 29, 2008 at 1:28 pm
That is why I dont watch boxing anymore. I am also happy that they failed miserably at MMA.
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