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Jared Shaw Is Still an Unbelievable Douchebag


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God help you, but what you’re about to see is the trailer for an in-production reality show about Gary Shaw and his family, titled Blood, Sweat -n- Bling. We could care less about what a boxing promoter does and what Shaw has accomplished in that field — the clip seems to leave out his brief and hideous stint with EliteXC altogether — so why not just skip ahead to the 4:51 mark and get a load of the segment on his son Jared. Apparently it’s not an act; $kala really is a deluded, epically entitled leech on his father, with absolutely nothing positive to offer society. (Check the freestyle: "Overseas in Greece, stop in Tel Aviv / Sucky-sucky Hong Kong, gotta love them Chinese.")

I have to admit, this trailer actually made me feel sorry for Gary. Between his incarcerated first son, total failure fourth son, worthless idiot wife, and (one would assume) heart disease and diabetes, I do not envy this man’s life. Getting up every morning must be a struggle, to put it mildly. Not that I’d ever watch this show, and I truly hope it’s never made available for other people to watch. But man, how ’bout this Jared Shaw? Is he The Worst, or what?

Comments

  1. Ted Nutmeg Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:10


    Jared Shaw sucks worse than Greg Kelly.
  2. WhaT? Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:18


    Wow.
  3. Juicehead Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:18


    I am officially dumber for watching that. Wow. What a white-trash piece of $hit. I am gonna go home and hug my wife and thank her for being normal.
  4. Jay Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:24


    My bet is the Ben's will provide us with a full review of this show in all it's horrific glory. I also think $kala IS Greg Kelly.
  5. emo sux Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:25


    Why does God hate us?!
  6. J-Dog Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:35


    $kala should take that shit to Mali-Bu When my mom does laundry, she uses blee-otch!!!
  7. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:37


    i officially think jared shaw is the biggest douche ever! what a cock smoke
  8. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:38


    That show is a train wreck, i couldn't take my eyes off it.
  9. zackary Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:39


    The best rhyming skills since Fred Durst rhymed 'here' with 'here'.
  10. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:50


    These ass-hats are the reason people wanna throw planes into our buildings.
  11. Mid Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:51


    Haha. Give this guy a fucking t-shirt.
  12. Mescan_Judo Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:53


    $kala = Sucky-sucky
  13. scott whitt Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:56


    I lost tracks of the amount of times I vomited in my mouth. First, the Jersey stereotype wife who thinks she is a MILF, when in fact she is closer to a GILF and then a bottle of Jack would have to be involved. Then urban/upper class styling of Skala. Nothing like a little racism to give you "cul-de-sac" cred. However the most disgusting thing was seeing Gary in a warm up jacket opened top expose his bulbous upper body. Maybe is he lost a couple of dozen pounds then his wannabe Fran Drescher would would put down the phone. They should just call the show, Why Everyone Hates America.
  14. Stupid N00b Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 12:58


    Blood, sweat, and bling... in this economy?
  15. E Honda Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 01:00


    Well put hahaha.
  16. Clue-by-Four Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 01:17


    *shudder* That skank is NOT a MILF. The whole family is a waste of skin. Put them all in the garage and let their cars run until they all die of carbon monoxide poisoning before they further infect the gene pool.
  17. Fully Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 01:18


    Oh god. Skala is like a digital short come to life.
  18. Jeffro Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 01:28


    That is why I dont watch boxing anymore. I am also happy that they failed miserably at MMA.
  19. TUF Guy Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 01:45


    You guys are all haters. Dude is livin large, his wife ain't bad for her age and for him, his sons are gangsta as hell. That rhyme was sick, you know you wish you could come up w/ clever shit like that. You guys just hate to see that someone who is not you that made it. Shit, you idiots are probably gonna go home tonight, from your stupid ass job and make some hot-pockets for dinner, rub one out and go to sleep after playing some COD4 online. On the other hand the Shaw family will do whatever THEY WANNA DO, eat the best food in town from different places and then go back to do whatever they wanna do. I hope I can get to that point in a few years where my son is gonna be asking me for my ferrari pal.
  20. Russell Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 01:54


    To TUF Guy: Please do not ever talk again... thank you!
  21. Goodfella85 Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 01:56


    Vanilla Ice would call Jared Shaw a wigger, and at least we got to see a great set of tit's in that video it just sucks that they were Gary Shaw's.
  22. TUF Guy Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 02:31


    @ Russell were you adopted by 2 guys from MA , were your parents stoned hippies or were your parents mentally retarded giving you a name like that?
  23. greenseed Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 02:45


    well tuf guy u already have the manboobs and 15 chins.. now all u need is a skank ass worthless wife, some halfwit sons and 50 mil... and we all know u write these little comments because you crave the attention so get those sausage fingers off ur cock and back on those keys cuz im ready for ur "U fuckin fag im ripped and do steriods and am the coolest" comment proceed
  24. dedstrk Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 02:58


    It's ironic that it is produced by joke productions inc.
  25. Brizzle Dizzle Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 03:28


    I actually want to see this. Mabye it's just me but "Skala" has to come up with awesome one liners that can be used over and over again. We all know he's worthless in any other thing he trys. As for Gary... I don't know what to say.... I will admit to watching this show if it becomes available... if for no other reason than the satisfaction of knowing that they will never dabble in MMA again.
  26. gameover Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 03:37


    TUF Guy, just because you were sodomized throughout your entire childhood by your father does not mean you should get online and talk shit to tons of random people. keep it to yourself
  27. Super Joe Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 03:51


    Lmfao wtf, how rediculous is this trailer?! Worse of all, he reffers to Jeff Lacy as "The Champ"... ever since Joe Calzaghe throttled him like a rabid dog, he hasn't shown even a glimpse of what he was said to be. AKA hes a bum now, i don't blame him, if i got beat that bad i'd never be the same either
  28. cr_trinity Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 03:56


    To people responding to TUF Guy: remember this. As I said during the live blog of UFCE 92: don't feed the animals. And why hasn't there been a video review of the CB Holloway tap yet? That win is an utter disgrace, but at least it fits in with the other slimy ZUFFA garbage. And remember this as well: just because someone may or may not have as much money as you or I doesn't mean they don't still drop their pants and sit to shit like everyone else. In actuality in this corrupt society having wealth usually means being involved in shady stuff, whether it be blatant criminality to morally questionable activities.
  29. HIPHOPFAN Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 03:57


    "Overseas in Greece, stop in Tel Aviv / Sucky-sucky Hong Kong, gotta love them Chinese." $kala> Tupac Nuff said!!!
  30. Knowitall Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 04:18


    kinda interesting show. You cant pretend you dont see the similarities between Dana White and Jared Shaw lol. Pretty close personalities. But yah he has a peice of $hit son who thinks he's ballin. Probably gives Jarad Shaw embarassment knowing that cock$ucker came from his balls. Then again he isnt a prize pig either, and I mean that literally. Gives me deep pain knowing $kala that dumbass inbred gets more pussy then me. Ugh.
  31. Billy Bad Ass Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 04:22


    Sweet! TUF Guy is back.
  32. Knowitall Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 04:23


    Also what's with the trailer showing off Jeff Lacy? that bum got wrecked his last fight. How old is this promo.
  33. Billy Bad Ass Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 04:26


    You know, it said Joke Productions at the end. So I think we're safe.
  34. Angled Dangle Says:

    Mon, 12/29/08 - 07:09


    I'm thinking ol' Gary shoulda shot into the pillowcase a couple of times instead of that old leatherbag of a wife.
  35. Russell Says:

    Tue, 12/30/08 - 04:45


    TUF Guy... Yu must love the protection this keyboard gives you.
  36. Clyde Says:

    Tue, 12/30/08 - 01:55


    $kala is 2Pac, Biggie, Big L, Big Pun and anyone else called Big something who's a dead rapper resurrected. Or maybe those guys are in their graves at the moment. Spinning.
  37. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 12/30/08 - 04:45


    obious troll is obious
  38. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 12/30/08 - 11:22


    he should be pummelled for rappin' racist lyrics
  39. a-rod Says:

    Wed, 12/31/08 - 08:40


    "Check the freestyle: "Overseas in Greece, stop in Tel Aviv / Sucky-sucky Hong Kong, gotta love them Chinese." Freestyle my ass. Fucking idiot probably spent 2 weeks writing that, with his moms help.
  40. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 01/01/09 - 04:52


    Dude, learn English. The expression is "couldn't care less" not "could care less". If you "could care less" that means you care. If you "couldn't care less" that means you don't care at all. So when you say, "We could care less about what a boxing promoter does..." you are saying you care about a boking promoter does.
  41. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 04/07/09 - 03:23


    Its like being on hollow ground. Douche!
  42. Zangief Says:

    Tue, 04/07/09 - 03:25


    In Soviet Russia, douchebag is $kala.

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