(‘Hey, just because the company has gone under that doesn’t mean we can’t still hang out, right big guy?’ Photo courtesy of Esther Lin.)
If you’re wondering why we haven’t heard from Jared Shaw (aka: “little rapper kid”) since the collapse of Pro Elite, there’s a good reason. $kala has not been heard from because $kala does not want to be heard from. He has retreated from the media spotlight, as our friends at MMA Rated learned when they attempted to get him on the phone and instead got this outgoing voicemail message:
“This is the voicemail of Jared ‘Skala’ Shaw. Leave me a message and I will return it at my earliest opportunity. If this is a member of the media, I will not be returning your call. I’m sorry. Namaste.”
Seriously, Jared? Namaste? Does that mean you won’t return calls because you have a yoga class to get to?
Not that I blame $kala for not wanting to talk to the media right now, but it is something of a chickenshit move. Maybe it’s because he knows he doesn’t have any good answers to give. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t want to hear the inevitable questions about what role his cageside freakout might have played in the whole ordeal, and whether Pro Elite was truly forced to keep him on in order to get his father out. Who knows.
What we do know is that not returning calls isn’t going to keep people from talking about you, so wouldn’t you at least like a chance to give your perspective? Who would have thought that this is how Jared Shaw would go out. Freaking Namaste.
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Comments
Tue, 10/21/08 - 11:21
hahaha punk bitch
Wed, 10/22/08 - 12:08
He is upset at what Dana has been saying about him.
Wed, 10/22/08 - 12:19
Jared Shaw looks like such a fucking dweeb.
Wed, 10/22/08 - 12:47
He will be forgotten about in a week anyways so what does it matter what he has to say.
Wed, 10/22/08 - 12:59
Hold your tongue Ben "U F C" Fowlkes!!! Maybe he isn't answering his phone because he is outside your house right now ready to break dance fight you while you sleep! Maybe rap battle you to death, who knows? Heed my warning! If you see this man at your door, run for your life! http://www.break.com/index/worst-rap-battle-ever.html
Wed, 10/22/08 - 01:14
Fuck Jared Shaw................I admire his balls but I hate for being such a scummy lil shit.
Wed, 10/22/08 - 01:20
OK so im kinda outta the loop and have been wondering for a while why you call that douche tard $kala? and the little rapper, is he seriously a wanna be rapper and that his name or wat??
Wed, 10/22/08 - 02:10
where is all the Dana White haters now.....come dillholes, you were all over the last page, crying big tears over dana being so mean...look posers, why don't you punk ass pride lovers start a fighting fed so dana can tear you down, then we will see if you talk on the phone...or is the NET your only outlet? pride sucked cock, just like elite, both have the same thing in common...dominated by the UFC, cry some more pussies.
Wed, 10/22/08 - 02:18
Kimbo please come work in the mall as Santa Slice this Christmas. OR at least dress up as Santa for Holloween plzzzzzz. And don't forget to post the pictures, HAHA. for real..
Wed, 10/22/08 - 02:39
CP, put the recording of the outgoing message up!
Wed, 10/22/08 - 03:03
I've got the same question as babcock: what does $kala mean?
Wed, 10/22/08 - 05:40
lol, I like the "come work in the mall as Santa Slice this Christmas." RFLMAO http://www.fromthecage.com
Wed, 10/22/08 - 10:54
Possible Origin of $kala: http://www.mmarated.com/blogs/blog/20080709/the_origins_of__kala_revealed__possibly_-281.html
Wed, 10/22/08 - 12:14
Can someone post jared shaws number so we can blow up his phone?????
Wed, 10/22/08 - 04:58
$kala is a fag! Namaste? FAG!!!
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