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Jason Miller Goes Full-On Bath Salts, Arrested in Orange County Church During Naked Tirade [UPDATED With Mugshot]

Jason Mayhem Miller
(Nice job, Jason, you’ve gone and gotten yourself fired again, you idiot. Calm down, just calm down…you’ve talked your way out of worse than this, you just gotta think. How to stay relevant, how to stay relevant…OK, it has to be something REALLY out there, you know, something that will totally live up to your zany personality and at the least get you another pilot on MTV…fucking Bisping and his fire extinguishers ruined everything for us…come on, we’ve got to FOCUS!!….Wait…fire extinguishers…….Mayhem, you cheeky bastard, you’ve done it again.) 

Update: Miller’s booking photo is now at the bottom of this post, via TMZ. He looks pretty good, considering.

Well this is surprising.

Just days after urging Dana White to commit suicide, dubbing himself “A warrior for peace and ultimate fighter for justice” and bragging about how he was “happier than I have ever been,” it appears that TUF 14 coach and Bully Beatdown host Jason Miller has been arrested. Again. In a church in Mission Viejo. Naked.

Apparently Miller’s newfound “energy” is fueled by either bath salts or peyote and a touch of the crazy. In either case, we fail to see how this defines putting said energy into “the right things.” Here’s what went down according to TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, the O.C. Sheriff’s Office received a call early this morning from the Mission Hills Church in Mission Viejo about a possible burglary in progress.

When the deputies arrived, we’re told they found the first and second floors covered in white fire extinguisher spray. Cops say the place was also trashed — scattered CDs, books, and broken pictures.

When officers reached the second floor, we’re told they found Miller naked on some couch — totally awake and coherent.  It’s unclear if Miller was under the influence.

A note to all you haters of Michael Bisping: “The Count” doesn’t always prank you, but when he does, it emotionally traumatizes you for life. And Mayhem just got Scott Tenorman’d.

As Dana White said in his post UFC 150 interview, Mayhem is clearly not in a good place right now, no matter how hard he tries to convince us that he is. Ever since he was fired from the UFC following a backstage freakout, which in turn followed a pair of dismal performances, Miller has likely been the target of an insult or two in person, as well as a few million over the Interwebs. And although I have absolutely no idea what it is like to fail, I would recommend that Mayhem spends a little time away from the computer if he wants to come out of this depressive state he is in alive. A public figure is always going to have his haters, but it appears that Mayhem is letting them get under his skin to disastrous effect. That, or he is just f*cking crazy.

Anyway, it’s not like he’ll have a say in the matter in the immediate future, as I’m pretty sure that most prisons don’t provide internet access in their holding cells. In fact, that was reason #534 that Floyd Mayweather needed an early release if I remember correctly.

But seriously, we all just hope Miller is able to come out of this embarrassing situation with a better mindset, although it’s hard to see how.

We will have more on this story as it develops.

-J. Jones

Comments

  1. John A Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 03:05


    "When the deputies arrived, we’re told they found the first and second floors covered in white fire extinguisher spray. Cops say the place was also trashed — scattered CDs, books, and broken pictures." Sounds like college. Except it wasn't "fire extinguisher spray" on the walls back then :D
  2. dipsetkilla316 Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 03:05


    Poor miller his life just keeps getting worse and worse he need to get his mind str8 get focused and start moving on with his life
  3. John A Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 03:09


    Mayhem! :D
  4. towelie Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 03:10


    I get the naked part, i mean it's been hot as shit out here lately. You try committing a B&E fully clothed in this heat.
  5. Swick-a-tine Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 03:12


    Jason "Mission Viejo Zombie" Miller
  6. El Guapo Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 03:22


    Sometimes these things happen when you snort stevia..
  7. MediumRare Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 03:23


    "When officers reached the second floor, we’re told they found Miller naked on some couch — totally awake and coherent. It’s unclear if Miller was under the influence." I'd say it's pretty clear that he WAS under the influence. My bet would be either mescaline or demons. Or both.
  8. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 03:30


    Dear Mayhem- Remember that time we were at the beach, and you looked behind you, and you only saw one set of footprints in the sand? That's because you were all alone dumbass! Sincerely The Voices in Your Head
  9. shatterproof Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 03:39


    That's the last time i go halfsies on an 8-ball with Miller.
  10. RyanSarr Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 03:51


    Mayhem Miller is just high on life these days...
  11. smellypiratehooker Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 04:05


    Was there any news to whether the white fire extinguisher spray was carved into lines? I believe the kids today call that "poor man's bath salt"
  12. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 04:23


    I thought bath salt WAS poor man's bath salt. I gotta get with the times.
  13. Alan K Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 04:25


    What about the most important question in all this: what color was his hair?
  14. Tyr Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 04:26


    Next week he will be jacking it in San Diego
  15. smellypiratehooker Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 04:33


    This seems like the work of a man with tigers blood. Let this be a lesson to all houses of worship, Don't fuck with a warlock.
  16. Ricardo Guitardo Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 04:35


    Hey Mayhem watch your cornhole buddy hip escape hip escape hip escape
  17. smellypiratehooker Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 04:36


    Bath salts a hell of a drug.
  18. smellypiratehooker Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 04:42


    Other reply was to be filed under Mr Misanthropy. Damn CP directing comments to the wrong commentators. Grinds my gears.
  19. Teddy Tom Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 05:05


    Your move Diego Sanchez.
  20. blakebork Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 05:31


    Only a pussy can't handle his liqour and passes out. -Randy Travis
  21. dranokills Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 05:38


    In Jason's defense......the damn slip and slid sounded like a great idea at the time......
  22. Grandmas Nutmeg Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 07:18


    It was probably a Methodist church, he was merely saving it from the fires of God's wrath after they allowed that lesbian to become a preacher. You fuckers should worship him for saving that church.
  23. 2DaDeath Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 07:49


    I strangely feel guilty for this by taking a picture with him right before his fight with cb. I feel like I jinxed him. The worst part was when he told me he would take of cb for us fans and I somehow knew it wasnt going to happen.
  24. agentsmith Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 08:44


    Well it's no monster-truck police chase, but to be fair, the very word "mayhem" does suggest somewhat less havoc than "rampage".
  25. Fedor Penn Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 08:46


    Hope he gets through this and straightens up. War Mayhem!
  26. Redmoose Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 09:54


    Upon reading this, Jared Shaw knew there this was his last opportunity to stay relevant in the world of MMA. From the ashes of Elite XC rises the most important rematch in the history of the sport. Mayhem VS Trigg 2: The battle behind bars.
  27. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 10:11


    He looks like a happier, slightly less crazy James Holmes without the bright orange afro.
  28. paperplane Says:

    Mon, 08/13/12 - 10:16


    He looks proud of himself
  29. eDrinker Says:

    Tue, 08/14/12 - 01:27


    Having suffered from an alcoholic blackout, he awaked in a bed covered in blood next to the woman, who was dead. The dead prostitute's wrists were handcuffed and her legs spread wide. Miller had no memory of what happened, and was frantic with horror and worry. Dana White sent round Lorenzo. When Lorenzo Fertitta arrived on the scene and promised that the woman had no family, the matter could be safely covered up.
  30. TimmyTourettes Says:

    Tue, 08/14/12 - 02:39


    It's OK Jason, I know NNFUCK what it's like KILLFUCKJESUS like to want to go BALLSUCKER go to church too. HHFFN I'm a little HFHFHF little different STUPIDFUCKING FAGGOT different myself. FUCKING RETARD Every time I try to enter ROT IN JAIL FAGGOT enter a church I get NNNNNN get NNNN get NNNN kicked out FUCKJESUSMONKEYDICKS.
  31. BuckWild Says:

    Tue, 08/14/12 - 03:17


    He looks like the cat that just ate the pet cannery
  32. Shaky Says:

    Tue, 08/14/12 - 04:15


    Apparently he has a mental illness and has had one for a long time (his whole life maybe?)....so it's harder to see the funny in this one
  33. Steve W Says:

    Tue, 08/14/12 - 04:29


    At least he's not dying his hair red anymore. Of we learned anything recently, that's a real sign of crazy.
  34. RSparrow Says:

    Tue, 08/14/12 - 05:13


    Bath salts suck, just buy coke, and stay off your iPhone.
  35. enrikk Says:

    Tue, 08/14/12 - 05:26


    Looking at the headline poster, this got me thinking... if only you could mix the entertainment of Miller with the skills of Jake Shields... ...You'd either end up with a moderately entertaining fighter in the UFC or else a good candidate for a viral bum fights video champion
  36. MorningwoodII Says:

    Tue, 08/14/12 - 07:58


    Mayhem was going to trash the church but his cardio only allowed him to disrobe and take a nap.
  37. MorningwoodII Says:

    Tue, 08/14/12 - 08:02


    Is beating down your "bully" in church a sin? You have to at least go partially blind in one eye wouldn't you think?
  38. MorningwoodII Says:

    Tue, 08/14/12 - 10:41


    Mayhem does kind of have a alter boy charm to him. Now we know why...
  39. Mofo Says:

    Tue, 08/14/12 - 11:46


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