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Jens Pulver Is Officially Unemployed

(That’s the fight game, Jens. You turn your back for one second, and your wife has her hands all over Monte Cox’s enormous stomach. Photo courtesy of CombatLifestyle.)

For the second time in his 11-year fight career, Jens Pulver‘s relationship with Zuffa has ended. Dana White confirmed over the weekend that Pulver has been released by the WEC, following five consecutive losses over the last two years. Though there were rumors that Lil’ Evil would be taking over color commentary duties for the organization in the wake of Frank Mir‘s departure, that’s not the case either. "We had talked about Jens being a part of the WEC somehow, but he’s not broadcasting," White said. For the WEC’s upcoming "Varner vs. Shalorus" event (June 20, Edmonton), the fighter-commentator spot will be filled by Kenny Florian.

Unfortunately, Jens isn’t one of those guys who can simply retire. A father of two children, he needs to fight to make a living. As he told CagedIn: “I’m a fighter. Fact is, I’ve been around a lot longer than these guys today, and I don’t make as much money [as] them. I’m 0-5, and that’s something I’ve got to fix with me, but I can’t take a year off to work on it. I’ve gotta fight.” The first 155-pound champion in UFC history, Pulver’s sole victory in the last four years was his quick choke-out of Cub Swanson at WEC 31 back in December 2007.

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MarkDBK- August 8, 2012 at 4:22 am
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fatbellyfrank- June 3, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Must admit Angry, thats the first time i recall another fighter equalling Tito in Douche-o-meter, although I personally cant stand rampage, I'm not su......., hold on, yeah Rampage is as big a douche as Tito,
And when you say pit of molten lava, is that just a euphemism for Jenna's vag?
Angry Whopper- June 3, 2010 at 9:58 pm
FBF - that is correct, Sir! I care for him about as much as I care for Tito. Tito's punishment (ha!), as we have all agreed on, is of course to be dropped into a pit of molten lava, soon as.
fatbellyfrank- June 3, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Oh and misanthropy, your friend Gamblin'Bob apparently "hes in the jailhouse now, "
fatbellyfrank- June 3, 2010 at 7:03 pm
Angry whopper, so let me get this straight, you don't particulary care for Jens Pulver?
wifey- June 3, 2010 at 6:53 pm
miss andthrowpee - funny shit.

that is all.
Angry Whopper- June 3, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Rex13 - I picked Kansas because as far as I can tell, it's at the exact center of mainland USA.

I also picked Montana because I've been saying for years that Weevil needs to be bundled into the trunk of a '78 Ford LTD and smuggled into a remote (inbred) commune there with no electricity, phone, cell reception or internet.

Further, it's to be in a location so remote that mail is air-dropped no more often than every fifth week, and mail collection is completely unheard of.

There's no way off the mountain, and nobody gets in. That's where Jens Pulver can sit on a little porch where in a little rocking chair with his little cup of moonshine and a little knife whittling a little stick, remembering his little bit of success once upon a time in the littlest division in the UFC as he pisses all over himself and the little blanket that's covering his legs.
agentsmith- June 3, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Looks like Jens's wife could comfortably fit INSIDE Monte's stomach.

macreadysshack- June 3, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I have that same Fairtex shirt that Mike Whitehead is wearing. It looks different on me.

Yep, that's it for me here.

You fuckers are funny, tho.
macreadysshack- June 3, 2010 at 11:56 am
I like how the word 'skinnie' is written on the fat guy and I especially like that that woman looks like she's trying to hug the grill of a semi.

Jens who? Lil' Dreamcatcher - right? He's so fucking cute.

Is he wearing dragon longjohns? I think he might be from Kansas.
Mr_Misanthropy- June 3, 2010 at 11:47 am
I had a friend named Gamblin' Bob, he liked to rape, murder, hustle kilos and rob... wait wait, wrong song, sorry.

Lil' Dweezil should branch out, look for some new opportunities with his failing celebrity. He would make a great addition to any island based reality survival show, I'm sure he totally has a shot at love with Tila Taco-villa (is that shit still on?), or he could get into some competitive eating, put on 180 lbs. of Coney Island footlongs and then lose it all on The Biggest Loser. If he plays his cards right he could totally be a celebrity guest judge on America's Funniest Homevideos, or maybe go cut a swath of destruction through middle America's trailer parks, impregnating and abandoning single moms and other stupid inbred whores to simultaneously earn a spot on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew and book multiple dates on the daytime TV talk show circuit. After all of that there's always bouncer at the local strip joint (the good one, not the shady place on the outskirts of town where the toothless washouts make all of their money giving hand jobs in the VIP lounge), which is sort of a form of local celebrity in itself. The world is his oyster, he just needs to get a little creative.
El Famous Burrito- June 3, 2010 at 10:59 am
Great movie. Even greater soundtrack.
jimbonics- June 3, 2010 at 10:54 am
Yessir, O Brother.

Spelling is likely closer to Aloysious
El Famous Burrito- June 3, 2010 at 9:52 am
Is that from O Brother?
Almost North- June 3, 2010 at 9:43 am
Alright I'll bite...who is Aleuicious? Even Google doesn't know.

jimbonics- June 3, 2010 at 9:34 am
Uh ok... but uh... Merton.. uh.. Aleuicious will just have to sign X as only 4 of us can write.

/best movie ever.

fACE7biter- June 3, 2010 at 9:30 am
I don't understand these guys like Jens and Coleman who are like "I have kids, I have to fight eventhoguh I can't win." Well if you have kids to support, it's time to get a real fucking job! Are you really telling me Jen's is just going to train full time and has absolutely no time in the day to work? C'mon son, fuckouttaherewitdatshit. For fuck sakes, get a job teaching martial arts! I would certainly take lessons with a former world champion, washed up or not. Either way, it's jsut selfish to indulge yourself like that when your career is clearly over. You had your time in the spotlight, you're older now, so join the real world and get a job.
john t- June 3, 2010 at 9:29 am
I don't even want to talk about what happens when you turn your back on Mike Whitehead.
ReX13- June 3, 2010 at 9:17 am
Almost North>> i'm told that Alaska is lovely. But i just cannot believe that humans were meant to live in brutal winter conditions up there. I'm pretty sure it's in the bible. Book of Aleuicious.
Almost North- June 3, 2010 at 9:05 am
I'd take Kenny, Spenny, Cartman, Towlie or whoever else you want to bring in to replace the Strikeforce crew. Too bad its just the WEC spot that is open.

Oh and Jens is doing the Gob Bluth chicken dance in this picture. KawKA KawKa KawKA KA!
jimbonics- June 3, 2010 at 8:57 am
Kenny Florian is a fucking HORRIBLE announcer/commentator. He's ok on espn, but anytime he's filled in for Rogan it's been awful. IMHWFO.
Almost North- June 3, 2010 at 8:57 am
I'm not joking:


Oh and I'm from I know about winter. Its the finest 7 months of the year.
ReX13- June 3, 2010 at 8:25 am
Almost North>> i don't know where this "Kansas is flat" stuff started, but that's a damned lie.

You know what no one tells you about Kansas? Winter here sucks dirty asshole. And the fucking wind never stops blowing. Pretty much, it's the world captial for suck and blow, but not the fun kind.
Almost North- June 3, 2010 at 8:20 am
Good news Rex13! Kansas has been scientifically proven to be far flatter than a pancake.