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“JERRY RIPS!”, Dumbass Event Staff, And More Things You Weren’t Supposed to Hear at UFC 159

For a card that featured a nearly-severed toe and two technical decisions due to eye-pokes, hearing the voice of Satan during the UFC 159 broadcast fit in perfectly with the “Cursed” theme of the night. That eerie, disembodied voice — which seemed to say “Jerry Rips!”, whatever that means — popped up twice (if I recall correctly), most notably during the Bisping/Belcher fight. The next day, a YouTube user calling itself Jerry Rips uploaded this compilation of strange audio from the event, some of which you heard and some of which you definitely weren’t supposed to hear.

Did this Jerry Rips fellow hack into the event audio, and has he released this video as a showcase of his work? And what does Jerry Rips want from us? Should I sacrifice a dog to to His Dark Name just in case? Because I’m totally prepared to sacrifice a dog at this point. Check out the video above before it gets inevitably pulled. Here’s the rundown, from the video description:

00:00 – Hot mic catches event staff calling UFC gay
00:59 – Don’t boo Sara McMann
01:12 – ELBOWS
01:38 – Same event staff give their thoughts on chick fights
01:59 – Sheila Gaff flashing in the cage
02:02 – Michael Bisping hypes himself up backstage, talks shit on Belcher
02:33 – Bisping doesn’t want any fucking water
02:42 – Don’t make eye contact with Johnny Cash
03:00 – Jerry Rips debuts
03:06 – Jon Jones prays for unfair advantage before his fight
03:53 – Greg Jackson talks to Jon after the fight
04:27 – Jon Jones notices his broken toe

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paperplane- April 29, 2013 at 9:00 pm
I did hear this live. My friend and I immediately looked at each other with the WTF did we just hear look.
Squirrel- April 29, 2013 at 6:28 pm
The worst part of the satan voice is that when they were in the corner on of the trainers/staff was peering over a shoulder with that red flood light beaming on him. Creepy.
Mr_Misanthropy- April 29, 2013 at 3:25 pm
Goddamn you Zuffa! Y u tzke video away before I can hear? FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!1!!
Gobbleston- April 29, 2013 at 2:17 pm
Didn't get to listen to it. What did jones say at 3:06?
NipGrip- April 29, 2013 at 4:34 pm
He was praying for superhuman strength, fast reflexes, that kinda stuff, praise Jesus.
tegulevi- April 29, 2013 at 1:40 pm
Bispings corner man also looks like Satan. Had me thinking it was him for a sec there
google- April 29, 2013 at 10:19 am

Que Phil Davis music
Fried Taco- April 29, 2013 at 7:54 am
Dang! That Satanic voice is scary! Especially when he is praising God and telling Him he loves Him.
algiersheadkick504- April 29, 2013 at 7:53 am
Whoever that bitch is in the background "its so gay to me" needs to be choked hard by the next guy who fucks her. Hair pulled slapped the whole nine
SnakeJake- April 29, 2013 at 9:51 am
Somebody get Phil Davis on that!
The12ozCurls- April 29, 2013 at 7:33 am
To be fair to Jerry, he really does RIP.
swaboo- April 29, 2013 at 6:43 am
That satan voice freaked me out a bit when i heard it.