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Jesus, Tito is Starving for Attention; *Claims* Hacker Posted Naked Photos From His Phone On Twitter


(“I’m so embarrassed. Thank God I was tanned, shaven and oiled up in that totally unposed photo.”)

*Someone* posted a naked photo of Tito Ortiz on the former UFC light heavyweight champion’s Twitter account today and he *says* he isn’t impressed. The photo was taken down moments later by Ortiz, who tweeted that his phone had been hacked.

It seems like Tito might be following in the footsteps of a handful of politicians who claim hackers did the same to them in recent days.

Last week New York Congressman Anthony Weiner allegedly sent a photo of his junk to a female college student from Seattle. He claimed that while the photo did appear on his Twitter feed, he did not send it.

When asked if the photo was of him, Weiner joked that he, “wished the photo was him,” before explaining that it could have been a shot of his family jewels.

“We don’t know for sure [if it was me]. The photograph doesn’t look familiar to me, but a lot of people who have been looking at this stuff on my behalf are cautioning me that stuff gets manipulated… I can’t say for sure,” he told MSNBC.

Seriously, you don’t know what your own penis looks like? Do you shower and go to the bathroom in the dark?

Then, last weekend, a photo depicting a man naked from the waist down was posted on the Twitter account of Niagara Falls, Ontario Progressive Conservative party candidate George Lepp, where it remained undiscovered by him for nearly 30 minutes. Lepp claimed that his smartphone malfunctioned and took the photo from the pocket of his pants. Apparently he has the new X-Ray App.

I chalk those two cases up to technologically retarded people who shouldn’t have cell phones trying to act like teenagers and it biting them in the ass. What’s Tito’s excuse?

The question is, if Tito’s phone was really hacked, why does he have naked photos of himself on his phone?

Maybe one of the guys at Big Bear posted them as a prank while he was in the shower or training. At least I hope they did, because if Tito is pulling a publicity stunt, it’s really just getting sad. Even Jenna thinks so and she WAS his publicity stunt the last few years.

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SuckMySkyWalker- June 3, 2011 at 4:01 pm
Ohhhh i hope GSP pretends to get hacked next (fingers crossed)
YesCartwheel- June 3, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Regardless of whether his phone got hacked or not, who the fuck keeps naked pictures of themselves on their phone.

Also... I saw Tito Ortiz's cock.
big cunty- June 3, 2011 at 7:40 am
Why Tito now people will remember you for this instead of the fighting champion you were.
2and0- June 3, 2011 at 6:03 am
Am I the only person who was afraid to post a comment knowing that I would see the rest of the article with a possibility of his junk confronting me. #shudders
Shaky- June 3, 2011 at 4:22 am
..so i guess we're not going to discuss cagepotato blaspheming?..or are we passed that silly "let's pick up on a random word and give it more weight and impact than it deserves"?
t_iggs- June 2, 2011 at 10:46 pm
the two biggest heads in the world, and they both belong to Tito.
OptimusGryme- June 2, 2011 at 10:10 pm
there you are tito fans http : // www . dlisted.com/files/images/titonaked2. jpg

Soups Up!
twoleftfeet- June 2, 2011 at 9:54 pm
What the fuck is a progressive conservative? Those are polar opposites.
kinky friend- June 2, 2011 at 9:21 pm
twitter.com/@TitoOrtizPenis
kinky friend- June 2, 2011 at 9:15 pm
damn perverts.. oh yea by the way please follow me on twiiter

@TitoOrtizPenis

srsly
Kimbos Bread- June 2, 2011 at 7:01 pm
???-Something unexpected surprise ???

Penis
Chiggs- June 2, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Pretty sure your the exception to the rule though Rex :P
ReX13- June 2, 2011 at 6:49 pm
pretty sure i'm following Tito. I'm following Tim Sylvia, too. #Schadenfreude
Chiggs- June 2, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Also, is anyone else not fully disappointed that it wasnt infact naked pics of his Hot lovely lady?????? Like for fucksakes, been DYING to see her naked now for years...guess once again her naked body eludes us tsk tsk...Guess having pics of himself ensures the People never will see his oh so private wife nekked.
NomadRip- June 2, 2011 at 6:20 pm
I don't need to see that.
Chiggs- June 2, 2011 at 6:18 pm
Real question needs to be WHO the fuck is even lookin at Tito's Twitter or following it...and WHY are they...actually on 2nd thought nah, we dont need to know the why. The Who though, needs to be exposed,ridiculed & pointed at as soon as possible and as much as possible!!!
Kimbos Bread- June 2, 2011 at 6:16 pm
weird

Id never seen a penis growing out the side of another penis like that before. And the main penis somehow had a grin
thurmonator- June 2, 2011 at 6:06 pm
hxxp://www.dlisted.com/files/images/titonaked2.jpg

Thank me later mwuahahahaha!! >:D
Fried Taco- June 2, 2011 at 5:06 pm
@Danga - I don't think technology is making the world retarded, it's just doing a damn fine job of exposing it!
DangadaDang- June 2, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Every time I argue that technology is slowly making the world retarded someone argues with me. Then stuff like this happens.
Seoul Brother- June 2, 2011 at 4:53 pm
What a dumb fucking cunt. I bet his Twitter password is "Iamchucksbitch."
fatbellyfrank- June 2, 2011 at 4:34 pm
OH MY FUCKEN GOD
RSparrow- June 2, 2011 at 4:32 pm
He's got a tiny cock, but the head...
O Chan- June 2, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Did you see his balls? One was an innie and one an outie.
Merlin- June 2, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Hey Ortiz, looking into a new profession as a ground and pound'her?

BTW your ex lady friend blew my Dad!
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