(And that jackass guidance counselor said they’d never amount to anything.)
UFC color man Joe Rogan and rubber guard impressario Eddie Bravo are in High Times (props to The Marvelous One on the UG for the find), apparently just sitting around and thinking about what an awesome invention nachos are. If this picture makes you uncomfortable, definitely don’t click "Read More."
If, on the other hand, you’d love to see what pure, unadulterated joy looks like, and you’d also like to be kind of creeped out at the same time, then have at it.
I warned you.
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Comments
Wed, 12/10/08 - 02:28
a mohn is still stupid!
Wed, 12/10/08 - 02:30
Joe is the man
Wed, 12/10/08 - 02:31
Eddie also has this kind of gay lisp thing that really freaked me out. Having never heard him speak until my first day at Legends, I gotta say that if I didn't know any better, I'm sure he would have canceled class tonight. I think it's just Hollywood that got to him. Look at his pic on the LegendsMMA sight for more Bravado.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 02:33
Thats a nice bong!
Wed, 12/10/08 - 02:34
crazy joe rogan
Wed, 12/10/08 - 02:34
apparently eddie bravo introduced him to marijuana.. and they even like to work out when they're high. saw some video on youtube where joe rogan was talking about it
Wed, 12/10/08 - 02:47
hah, Roar....is that the bobo version of ROOR?
Wed, 12/10/08 - 02:48
really? that's such a shitty bong. it's like the one's in the movies. Kids need to start spending a little more money to get a JBD or a Roar
Wed, 12/10/08 - 02:50
First off this is old news, worthy of noting, but old news. Rogan and Bravo were shown smoking weed in the 2007 movie War on Drugs: The Great White Hope (or something similar to that title). Rogan takes the movie director to a weed shop in Oakland and then later shows Bravo and Rogan exhaling on camera only to have Bravo follow his exhale with, "What was tabacco smoke." Whatever. Who cares, weed is better for the body than booze and tabacco, so if it is their recreational drug of choice I say gone on with your unadulterated joy. Legalize it. Oh yeah, and I'm sure Eddy and Joe have Volano vaporizors by now. Better on the lungs. At least that is was Nick Diaz says.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 02:52
they take turns smoking marijuana and each others cocks for sure
Wed, 12/10/08 - 02:53
its ROOR and both eddie and joe are awesome. They both have some very intense and heavy thoughts on spirituality and the mind body connection type stuff. anyone got a guess on what's in that jar.....looks like that is a spoon or something sticking out. Possibly a jar of powdered hash, or some other powdery marijuana concentrate???
Wed, 12/10/08 - 02:55
The jar says THC in big letters... not a lot of guessing required.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 03:00
Yea I have a Volcano. Basically I use it to turn bad herb into good herb. If I don't have some really good shit I'll pack it into the volcano and I don't have to smoke that bammer ass shit. It's like edibles, it's just extracting the THC that the herb does have a utilizing it without smoking leaves.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 03:01
yea def looks like keef or goo or soemthin like that
Wed, 12/10/08 - 03:25
marijuana rules even though its illegal... but then again, so does riding your bike on the side walk!
Wed, 12/10/08 - 03:40
When did marijuana become such a gay thing? Gays just seem to adopt everything, and then as a straight person, you feel queer just doing something you have always done. Damn you Eddie Bravo!
Wed, 12/10/08 - 03:43
'Roar' lol... You would think that with all the money both men make, that they would be able to afford a better bong. However I have to give Eddie props for bringing the jelly. Weed isn't legal for three reasons, both have to do with money and lobbying: 1) It would put the tobacco industry in hot water because they would have a very serious competitor on their hands; and their rep is so tarnished, people don't expect them to provide good weed. 2) Industrialized hemp production would threaten certain nylon and chemical industries, like DuPont and Dow Chemical; so they spend 20 million a year making sure politicians keep marijuana classified as a schedule 1 drug. 3) If weed was legalized, certain states would have a guaranteed competitive advantage over other states when it comes to production and distribution (primarily blue states) and would not suffer the same budget problems due to marijuana subsidies. If weed were legalized California's budget woes would be solved overnight.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 03:48
I think Eddie Bravo has been slapped in the face too many times with a penis.The guy is a total ferry!
Wed, 12/10/08 - 03:50
I love weed.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 03:55
what a homo!
Wed, 12/10/08 - 04:10
I hear you on the Roar!
Wed, 12/10/08 - 04:19
lol its spelled ROOR but yes, you are definitely right, these kids have no class ;-) a nice blue dot or roor would have made the pic that much better...
Wed, 12/10/08 - 04:20
pssh people and ther "designer" bongs, there are other bongs other than roar!!!!
Wed, 12/10/08 - 04:25
why are ya'll talking about bongs, just get a vap. d-(@_@)z
Wed, 12/10/08 - 04:35
he's in 10th planets "chill dawg" position.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 04:54
Weed is the shit but yeah they definitely need a new bong. I prefer blunts but a bong is always good just not the one shown above.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 04:54
time to blacklist Rogan potheads are weak knowing Rogan is a stoner is one thing but seeing such a gay pic is another i guess the only way to deal with Dana is to get high and sit around in a stupor
Wed, 12/10/08 - 05:26
LMFAO!!!! Nice find URDirt.com
Wed, 12/10/08 - 05:28
That bong is RED WHITE and BLUE, stars and stripes, so all you PINKO COMMIES with your dirty hippie ROORs can go smoke your Mexican paraquat ditchweed and leave the pure powdered THC to Rogan and Bravo. Let's see you pull a rubberguard rapechoke googleplata when you're so high that your skin feels like tinkerbell dust and all you can see are tracers, then you can talk. (that's right, GOOGLEPLATA - look it up on the internet)
Wed, 12/10/08 - 05:33
I will say this, never was there a more knowledgeable group about their vice than stoners. M-fers know everything about it. Where it grows best, how it grows best, what the best chemicals are, the chemical compounds, what is best to smoke it in, why its best, the list goes on. Think about it, how many alcoholics can tell you sh!t about how it's made? Most meth or crack addicts can cook it, but can they tell you why the chemicals interact like the they? lol. I say legalize it, then get these guys working in government labs curing some real sh!t like cancer and AIDS and stuff, or growing some miracle plants in the Himalayas or some sh!t Pay 'em in weed, the smarts are obviously there, just need the motivation, lol.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 05:41
Eddie's a big proponent of vaporizers so I don't think the bong even matters. Cool to see 10th planet JJ though.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 05:43
Oh pls, pls PAHLEESSSEEE do a caption contest with this one. P.L.E.A.S.E
Wed, 12/10/08 - 05:45
Noice. Fuck a turd sandwich
Wed, 12/10/08 - 06:07
Or an illadelph.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 06:58
I love weed too :)
Wed, 12/10/08 - 07:32
Where in the hell were the diaz bros when high times was looking to talk to some mma ppl?!?!?
Wed, 12/10/08 - 08:44
It's not that surprising. I'm more surprised that this is news.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 09:08
bongs suck its all about the vaporizor
Wed, 12/10/08 - 09:09
Joe Rogan is the man! im a blunt guy myself.
Wed, 12/10/08 - 09:59
what you do is you roll a j fat enough to plug the hole where the bowl goes, then u smoke the j through the bong, it looks really cool too
Wed, 12/10/08 - 10:00
i am frequently bunned up while browsin this shit
Wed, 12/10/08 - 11:46
Joe's tattoo which you cannot see in this picture was about his DMT trip right? A much more hardcore psychedelic than weed.
Thu, 12/11/08 - 12:40
Im Stoned right now! Da Truth is weed is one of the many gifts from god...to forsake the weed..is to forsake HIM! all Da best fighters are stoners even if they dont admit it... Penn, Silva, GSP..all tokers man. Nick Diaz gets so blazed before a fight he actually thinks hes playing UFC on Sega Dreamcast....
Thu, 12/11/08 - 04:44
This is one of the reasons I like Eddie Bravo and Joe Rogan so much... And I'd like to see you call him call him queer in real life he could break your arm. Or perhaps even crank your head off your shoulders. Nah not really he would just laugh and tell you to "chill out bro." Legalise it! Michigan just passed medical mary jane law. Who is next?
Thu, 12/11/08 - 05:00
Bravo on the Ameri-Bong. I want a vaporizer so badly so I can keep being a personal trainer w/o my lungs dying on me.
Thu, 12/11/08 - 06:12
as my balls creep towards my mouth i Pretend that the ameribong is not real. with that in mind i pretend Joe Rogain is sucking on the cow penis from Fear Facktard. with a mind full of pixie fairies f*cking like retardos on roids I imagine that Sherk is anal raping Rogain while Brock is bullying Bravo into a reluctant blowjob. Giving or receiving you ask? That is left to your imaginacanation...
Thu, 12/11/08 - 06:17
Pathetic.
Thu, 12/11/08 - 06:29
ITS ROHR JACKASS!
Thu, 12/11/08 - 07:54
Eddie Bravo likes to get high before he waxes his legs.
Thu, 12/11/08 - 09:12
you are a fucking goof man go fuck yourself ?? rogan and bravo are fuckin ballin for smoking dope and showing that they enjoy it on the other hand i guess ur balling for wanting to get force fed brock lesnars dick?
Thu, 12/11/08 - 09:20
ahhh.. That much closer to socially acceptable. The more movies like Grandma's Boy, and the more celebs* that are condoning the activity, the better. *Quasi, kind of, sorta
Thu, 12/11/08 - 10:15
So is poison Ivy a gift from God, please go roll naked in some.
Thu, 12/11/08 - 02:57
do you know for a fact that gsp and silva smoke?? if so that's cool, i didnt think gsp did but lots of canadians do, myself included
Fri, 12/12/08 - 06:52
cornerman Says: Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:15 "So is poison Ivy a gift from God, please go roll naked in some." It is a gift if you have an enemy, like you. also lots of people are not allergic to poison ivy, just people with vaginas. shit even if i did get poison ivy, It's just pain.
Fri, 12/12/08 - 02:06
"this man...is my hero"
Fri, 12/12/08 - 02:16
fuck a roor. GB like a savage or cut the throat of an optimo!
Fri, 12/12/08 - 09:50
its roor
Sat, 12/13/08 - 01:49
The reason why it can never be legalized is because it's fucking addictive and long term fucks your brain up. I started smoking weed and got into some really nasty shit- Extacy, meth, coke, etc. It's a gateway drug, and with some people it can already completely fuck your life up. Just because ALCOHOL is legal doesn't mean there aren't a fuckload of people pissing their life away because of it. You guys obviously haven't seen the bad side of the drug world. I had the exact same mentality when I was a pothead but now I've passed onto the other side. It fucked my life up and could fuck up others just as easily. So don't spew out bullshit just because you're coasting on clouds and dancing on rainbows for the moment.
Wed, 12/17/08 - 07:58
yeap...next time you are in a big book store check & see if the Bravo / Rogan book is there on submission grappling. huge coffee table book filled with sweeps, chokes, etc. with odd names for everything (the "Duda" ??). there is a pretty lengthy forward by Joe about pot & rolling. their whole thing is that it makes you SOOOO creative with the technique. mebbe so, but i would never train if i were high all the time...i get lazy, apathetic...unmotivated to do anything except the pursuit of hedonism. i have killed enough brain cells, f*** pot. Geoff
Thu, 12/18/08 - 06:11
ok fuckers who diss eddy bravo, i dare any one of you to step your pansy asses up and call him a ferry to his face. He would tie you up in a pretzel while smoking a bowl and straightening his hair while joe is in the background laughing at what a bitch you are. Go try and talk shit about someone you MIGHT have a chance at fucking with like yourself pansy ass bitches! yeah fuckin beat that cuz I will shred any of u bitches. Peace!
Sat, 12/20/08 - 11:18
Trees and BJJ can't get no better.
Mon, 02/02/09 - 11:13
there is nothing in this world eddie would rather inhale than pot, except maybe rogans little weiner
Tue, 02/03/09 - 10:27
That top picture reveals everything you want to know about the gay odd couple. Eddie - the out and open fruit lovingly gazing at uptight and repressed secret fruit Joe, trying to gently prod joe into his coming out confession, except joe is not quite high enough, so he quietly decides to just sit there and grimaces while shitting his shorts. Funniest pic ever.
Tue, 02/03/09 - 10:33
Terrific and hilarious summation. 100 times better than any of eddies drug induced art.
Tue, 02/03/09 - 10:34
Couldn't have said it any better.
Tue, 02/10/09 - 05:22
DOUCHEBAG .ALL JOEY IS DIDNT THE SWIMMER GET INTROUBLE FOR THIS ?
Tue, 04/07/09 - 08:56
i wonder what eddie smokes more of? dope or dick?
Tue, 04/07/09 - 09:01
big laughs at the top photo. joe tryin to decide if he should shit out the dildo stuck up his ass!
Sat, 03/27/10 - 10:06
lol yall sure described this photo brilliantly. is this before or after their wedding. they have a son together who is a baton twirler and richard simmons is his godfather. nothing these 2 would rather do than get sweaty and roll around naked and pretend its jiu jitsu.
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