As first reported on CagePotato.com, UFC commentator supreme Joe Rogan has been in the planning stages of an hour-long standup comedy special for Spike TV. According to his Twitter feed — which we can follow now that we have our own (hint, hint, join it dumbasses) —the special will be taped next month. Knock ‘em dead, Joe! Speak truth to power!
At This Point, I Don’t Even Think He Could Get On At Burger King. I Mean, Pretty Much Everybody Knows About Him Now, Thus, Everybody Would Be Expecting Dude To Be A F*cktard. But Maybe Since He Can’t Fight (or the only reason he can fight is due to the roids) This Is Just His Way Of Getting His Five Minutes Of Fame And Getting His Rocks Off At The Same Time. Just My Opinion Of Course. Any Thoughts?
Whatever, he’s an alpha male he’ll rip apart the king and it will be called “WarMachine’s burgers and shit.” Man tuf guy i see an awful lot of gay shit you say, thats the first post i’ve seen in a while that didn’t mention imbibing a gallon of semen somehow.
Joe Rogan isnt funny, and War Machine will look great in a Burger King uniform
If you guys have never heard Rogan’s stand up, check it out. He is a damn good comic. His last cd was pretty stellar.
Joe Rogan like to get doubleteamed by me and AJ. AJ sweety daddy is coming in. Take off your PJ’s!!!!
Check out Bubba the love sponge show right now. Jens Pulver, Shawn Sherk and Stich are all on. Bubba also said that Dana White will be on later today and Bubba is going to ask him about possible not allowing vasalin in the ring anymore after the fight starts.
I am a fan of Joe Rogans comedy. I’ve seen the dude live twice, once in brea and in ontario I trhink. He is a very intelligent, quick witted comic. if u like comedy based on politics or the retarted shit dumb people do, ull like his show.I hope his special does well.
And what’s up with these people posting “FIRST!!!!”?
I don’t get it. What’s the point? Ur the first to read an article…. so what? Your the first to post a comment? So what? Actually u dumb asses don’t even post comments, you just type in first.
I mean who really gives a shit who read an article first?. How old are the readers of this forum? How fuckin sorry and lame can u be?
I kind wanted to see war machine get knocked the fuck out, that sucks. On a side not Joe Rogan seems cool as shit, he just isn’t funny, i watched most of one his stand up’s the other day and it was bad.
I cant wait for the special, I just showed a couple of my friends joe’s comedy dvd last night and needless to say he has a few more fans.
I wonder if he realizes that he has freedom of speech and he is able to say whatever he wants, but just because our constitution allows you the freedom to say what you want it doesn’t mean our government is obligated to protect you from consequences from your employers, the public ect. I mean I know that I’m free to walk around my office saying anything I want but I also know that if I say the wrong thing to the wrong people my ass will get fired and it’s noones fault but my own.
“Guess I should just erase my MySpace and/or just keep MY opinions to MYSELF?”
Possibly the only rational sentence to ever leave warmachine’s mouth. To answer your question war… YES.
@ TUF Guy’s Mother
War Machine almost sounds as dumb as your son.
You know when you have all these talanted, good people who die young it makes you wonder why this ass clown is still breathing.
Fuck this guy…. go to another country and bad mouth the goverment there…. see what happens…. best thing this kid ever did was get choked the fuck out.
WAR MACHINE KICKED OFF THE BELLATOR FIGHTING SHOW FOR POSTING BULLETINS ON MYSPACE!
this is the lastest bulletin posted by none other than patato nations fan favorite “WAR MACHINE”
posted FEB 5, 2009 @ 6:45pm
subject: “FUCK ESPN AND FUCK BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKIN’ DISNEY!!”
bulletin:
Seems War Machine is being censored once again. I can’t speak my mind at all without all the faggot higher-ups in the industry getting their panties in a wad. Just how my Evan Tanner bulletin got me kicked out of the UFC it seems I have been kicked off the Bellator show before it has even begun. Seems they don’t like it when their fighters speak their mind on the politics of the USA and it’s pussy ass presidents.
Guess I should just erase my MySpace and/or just keep MY opinions to MYSELF? So much for living in a “free” country right? So much for the “freedom of speach” right? I guess you’re only allowed those things if you are a natural born citizen of the US…..or maybe only of you pay 30K+ a year in taxes….maybe only if you’re not a convicted felon….HMMMM….wait a minute I match ALL of the criteria above. SO maybe the real answer is you can only enjoy your “freedom” when you think and say exactly what THEY want you to..
Well I say fuck that! I’m not changing for anyone or any dollar amount. I could have earned over a quarter million in that tournament but I don’t give a fuck. I’m no one’s sheep and I will always be true to myself and my beliefs.
WM
P.S.
Fuck an Obama, fuck a Disney, fuck an ESPN and fuck the Bellator Fighting Championship!
i was thissss close of seeing this dude live in brea fuck i missed out though. but i wont miss his show for sure
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I caught the show at the Southern Theater in Columbus. This shit was hilarious. I was just wondering when it was going to air on Spike. Do you have a date set yet?