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Jon Anik Haters, Rejoice! Mike Goldberg Set to Return at ‘UFC on FOX 6′

(“Hey Joe, now that I’ve put the kibosh on those pesky Adderall rumors…wanna do some blow?”)

Oh boy, Taters, do we have some good news for you. Not only will next Saturday’s UFC on FOX 6 card feature such intriguing matchups as John Dodson vs. flyweight champ Demetrious Johnson, Rampage Jackson vs. Glover Teixeira, and Donald Cerrone vs. Anthony Pettis, but the event will also spotlight the return of longtime UFC commentator Mike Goldberg, who was recently pulled from the UFC 155 broadcast to deal with several health issues that had been affecting him for some time. MMAWeekly reports:

After a brief absence due to illness, Mike Goldberg will be back in his regular broadcast duties alongside Joe Rogan at UFC on Fox 6.

UFC officials confirmed Goldberg’s return to on Tuesday.

In short, come next Saturday, the little eagle will soar again. Precisions, they will be precise. Books, they will be taken out of other people’s chapters. Japanese and Portuguese will combine into one beautiful, indistinguishable language. So prepare yourselves, Potato Nation, for a great deluge of cliched phrases and verbal diarrhea is coming.

Personally, I quite enjoyed the Anik/Rogan pairing at UFC 155, but will welcome Goldberg’s intensity back with open arms. I don’t know, there’s just something about the way the dude screams “IT IS ALL OVER!” that takes the average knockout/submission and kicks it up a notch, like a shot of Sriracha in your BBQ sauce, or whiskey in your Cheerios. Am I alone on this one?

-J. Jones

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pogodog7- January 16, 2013 at 2:32 pm
Goldberg & Rogan are the best.
painvelasquez- January 16, 2013 at 2:20 pm
It juzt doeznt feel the same with out goldie tellin me whats what.. and jon anik sucks. He does not kno how to convey excitement at all. Firzt time i fell azleep during any UFC event..
NomadRip- January 16, 2013 at 10:16 am
I hope he'll be able to shake off the ringside rust after this long layoff.
Thumblaster- January 16, 2013 at 6:01 am
Usualy I am for whatever reason anoyed by goldy and his moussead up sometime frosted tipped hair and his black silk shirt unbuttend a little to far , but I really did miss his intensity last fight. Jon anik has the personality of a fart in a mitten.
blooddrink- January 16, 2013 at 1:37 am
i wanna shove his boner inside my colon and scrape it clean like a Q-tip in a yucky earlobe. then rubby some doodoo allll over my body. take that john anik!

john anik:0
anderson wanderlei paulo thiago alves silva- January 15, 2013 at 8:20 pm
At least it's not gus Johnson
king60- January 15, 2013 at 6:40 pm
Anyone grossed out by Anik's painted on eyebrows? Well I am!!
drainplugofideas- January 15, 2013 at 6:29 pm
Jon Anik is... Ok. There's room for two sets of commentators in the UFC. Keep RogBerg and pair Anik with Pat Militech. I think that's about as good as it can be right now.

Is this a good time to mention that Bellator has excellent commentators?
Casa de los pantelones- January 15, 2013 at 6:20 pm
I'm ready to see me some rampage vs texiera.
Kimbos Bread- January 15, 2013 at 6:01 pm
I jizzed in my pants at the sight of this headline.
algiersheadkick504- January 15, 2013 at 4:45 pm
I'd rather mayhem over goldie. Jon is pretty garbage himself he is a robot still being programed
Mir please break Brocks neck- January 15, 2013 at 4:39 pm
I'd rather have Goldie than Jon. And I saw Pat Militich (sp?) covering Strikeforce the other day. No thx. When Mir retires....HE and Rogan should call fights. Until then.....I actually enjoy Goldies commentaries.
Hutch- January 15, 2013 at 4:30 pm
I am shocked by this article. Not only did I learn that not everyone mixes whiskey and Cheerios(you lied to me grandpa), but I also realized that I'm excited for Goldberg to come back, therefore I guess making me an Anik hater. I'll be damned, I guess every day is a school day.
teep- January 15, 2013 at 3:50 pm
I just hope he keeps up with his AA meetings. "Asthma" is hard to cure.
Fried Taco- January 15, 2013 at 3:39 pm
Or just look at his body.
rasbutten- January 15, 2013 at 3:25 pm
People like to hate on Goldie, but I find his flaws to be endearing. I mean just look at his body of work:
Mir please break Brocks neck- January 15, 2013 at 4:37 pm
Funny clip! Thx for sharing rasbutten.