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Jon Jones Gets Eye-Raped by Crowd of Middle-Aged Women on ‘The Mo’Nique Show’

As the UFC’s new semi-official Ambassador to Women, light-heavyweight champion Jon Jones appeared on The Mo’Nique Show this week. It seemed like the only two people who knew who the hell Jones was when he walked in the room were Eddie Griffin and Mo’Nique herself, but baby, that didn’t matter. All the hungry crowd saw was a big, sexy man. Honestly, the vibe on set was downright bachelorette party-esque, and Bones did his best to play along.

It’s a pretty standard media appearance, otherwise. Jones explains his nickname for the 5,000th time, tells Mo’Nique what mixed martial arts is, etc. Luckily, Eddie Griffin is there to punch it up when the conversation gets slow. (“…and then I got hit one time, have you ever seen your own ass.”) Jones tries to show off his spinning back elbow, but instead gets served in a dance-off. Time well spent, folks.

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The Highest Primate- May 5, 2011 at 7:55 pm
"lemme ax you dis"
i want to hit her in the face with my bald fist
The Highest Primate- May 5, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Jesus Fucking Christ... makes you wish the farmers just picked the tobacco and cotton themselves.. save us from this crap!
sixthsense- May 5, 2011 at 11:04 am
Eddie Griffin-1, Jon Jones-0. Griffin surprised me with his decent high kick. Jones obviously didn't want any of it.
SuckMySkyWalker- May 5, 2011 at 10:29 am
My eyeballs need to be stabbed with toothpicks. Also my brain is oozing out of my left ear after listening to that fat fukn tumor burned off of Oprahs cunt muscle. Mmmhmmm yaaaalll, this right heere yaaalll.. where da ladies at yaaaall...mmmhhmmm
RwilsonR- May 5, 2011 at 10:19 am
I think the crowd just thought he was Tyler Perry.
agentsmith- May 5, 2011 at 10:15 am
Mo'Nique gonna break Bones's dick off.
Uppercut Magnet- May 5, 2011 at 10:09 am
mo'nique = more nique
Clyde- May 5, 2011 at 10:00 am
Hi Jonny, welcome to my show, now let me ask you something, why are you on my show when I clearly have no clue what you're famous for?
Smitty- May 5, 2011 at 9:46 am
@ intercept440
You son of a bitch!!! I was gonna try to "defend my peeps", but you made me laugh so damn hard, I couldn't say shit. Bastard!!!
intercept440- May 5, 2011 at 9:39 am
you guys dont get it... da bitch was talking code to him

MAA = (moniques assbastic ass)
Bald fists and no gloves = i like to be fisted then fucked with no condoms

8 * add them together and you get moniqu code for " ohhhhhh i want dat boy to fist my big ass then fuck it. and fuck it some mo" * 8

thats why bones didnt correct her... he now the code words, he took her in the back after the show and got a little stank on the ol hang low
Ballsagna- May 5, 2011 at 8:42 am
Yea wtf why didn't he correct her when she said MMA (or MAA) involves bald fists or no gloves?!!?
The Librarian- May 5, 2011 at 8:23 am
Someone needs to sit Jones down and tell him to correct talk show hosts when they say ignorant things about the sport. Pointing out that biting is illegal and fighters wear gloves would have been nice.
Fried Taco- May 5, 2011 at 8:10 am
Somebody needs to explain to them that he prefers fat white girls.
Wangmaster- May 5, 2011 at 7:56 am
I don't know what the hell a "Mo’Nique" is, but it needs to be killed with fire.