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Jorge Rivera Issues Formal Apology (In Song) to Michael Bisping

(Props: YouTube/RangerUp)

We love Jorge Rivera, but given how much time the dude has invested leading up to UFC 127 making goofy videos that poke fun at opponent Michael Bisping, well, Rivera better damn well win this fight. In the latest installment it’s clear Rivera has saved the best (read: weirdest) for last. We don’t want to spoil it for you, but let’s just say it includes a song-and-dance number, a felt pilgrim hat and a coconut brassiere. Also, the video makes the claim that Bisping requested that Rivera chum Matt Phinney (who we guess plays “Brave Count Bisping” in earlier vids) be barred from the event’s official weigh-in in order to avoid more mockery. If that’s true, we gotta say: Pretty weak, Bisping, pretty weak.

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ShortBus- February 26, 2011 at 11:58 am
Props to Jorge and Team. I laughed. Why? Because it's absurd and juvenile, much like bathroom humor which is always funny. This is 100x better than the typical regurgitated crap we hear from fighters leading up to the fight. Prefight videos are trite, cliche and boring as f@ck. This on the other hand is light hearted, different and funny in a stupid way. Besides, Bisping is a dick and Jorge is clearly getting under his skin which is obviously part of the game plan.
David_Banner- February 23, 2011 at 6:45 pm
J-Dog, I really don't see the comparison. Jorge has been quite sheepish and with the exception of this last video and unlike Bisping, not very belligerent. Chael on the other hand exibits what can only be described as Tourettes like behavior.
J-Dog- February 23, 2011 at 11:13 am
It's like Jorge is just trying to compete with Chael Sonnen for the biggest and best shit-talker award. I really think he was taking notes while Chael was leading up to his fight w/ Anderson.

Let's hope he does better than Chael and he delivers a 100% ass whopping instead of a 98% ass whooping.
ChuckLiddellsMohawk- February 23, 2011 at 6:24 am
Not a huge Bisping fan either.
ChuckLiddellsMohawk- February 23, 2011 at 6:23 am
I am British and it doesn't make me mad at all, I just find it reaaallyyy cringeworthy and hard to watch, not funny at all :?/
Buff Frank Mir- February 23, 2011 at 3:49 am
He doesn't make fun of the British, just Bisping. I don't know why people get so mad for? unless you absolutly love Bisping?
sevvi- February 23, 2011 at 3:10 am
He. Kinda funny. War Jorge! And btw. I am swedish.
ChuckLiddellsMohawk- February 23, 2011 at 1:42 am
Every video Jorge has made has been so cringeworthy and unfunny I've had to turn it off, shocking stuff. You Americans have an awful sense of humour.
David_Banner- February 22, 2011 at 8:13 pm
Ballkick, GTFO.
David_Banner- February 22, 2011 at 8:11 pm
"We were wrong" HAHAHA.. As much shit talk as I hear from British people about the fat Americans who havent contributed anything to the world besides fast food, I think its incredibly ironic that Micheal would go as far as to say Jorge and Co. are racist for cracking on him. Then try to drag the whole of England into the fight, calling all the British to arms over Jorges mockery, calling them an attack on their homeland and Culture.

Bisping, calling you a cunt is letting you off easy.
fatbellyfrank- February 22, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick dick Dick dick, Bisping is a dick love those lyrics LOL
bitteralex- February 22, 2011 at 6:16 pm
ok rivera you win this round... anyone who references south park is down...
torxxx- February 22, 2011 at 4:32 pm
LMFAO! I love it. tbh, he shoulda stuck with south park lyrics of Bitch instead of dick, it woulda sounded a lot better

I give a 5/5 for effort and 2/5 for presentation.

Carry on Jorge
Clyde- February 22, 2011 at 3:48 pm
This video is highly offensive to many people.

Who are British.

And called Michael Bisping.

Who are dicks.
Ballkick- February 22, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Bisping is a shmuck there is not much disputing that fact.
Jorge is at the twilight of his career and it would seem is trying to bring this fight into the public conscious by trash talking and doing these grade eight videos.
I love Monty Python and South Park very much but haven't even snickered at any of this crap.
It's not funny,....not even a little.
Just shut up and fight.....
mat84- February 22, 2011 at 2:18 pm
bisping is a bitch and i hope so badly he gets knocked out and man handled the whole fight that big fat dick
RwilsonR- February 22, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Just awesome!
KINGMADE- February 22, 2011 at 1:57 pm
ahhh that fucking got me to chuckle a few times.
imabigfan- February 22, 2011 at 1:36 pm
in before the spammers....dirp.
Austin3210- February 22, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Bisping* knew something looked weird...
Austin3210- February 22, 2011 at 1:13 pm
I can't stand Bisbing, but at this point I wont feel an ounce of pity for Rivera if he loses. Not because he's insulting Bisbing. No, in fact I encourage that, but the videos are getting worse and worse, and they're really not coming off as insults anymore. Let's hope he spent even half the time on training as he did on these videos or he's going to look like quite the jackass.
Spicymeatball- February 22, 2011 at 1:11 pm
First a Python song now a South Park song. A for effort F for execution.
FaH Q NL15- February 22, 2011 at 1:03 pm
that was... fucking hilarious
Crap Factory- February 22, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Rivera better win this one. Not only is he frigging hilarious, but I can't stand BisDick at all.
Fried Taco- February 22, 2011 at 12:44 pm
This better be Jorge's walkout song for the fight.