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Jose Aldo Preemptively Endorses TRT, Insinuates That Randy Couture Used PED’s [THE FUCK?!]

Although the figures have yet to be made public, early estimates indicate that UFC 163: Aldo vs. Korean Zombie pulled in terrible pay-per-view numbers, to put it nicely. It makes sense, given what the card was facing: A main event featuring one of the lower weight classes (one that was downgraded due to injury, no less), a main card lacking anything resembling star power or intriguing matchups, a bigger PPV at the end of the month, etc. Hell, even Dana White was too caught up in the media whirlwind that was the UFC World Tour to attend the event.

While there’s no denying Jose Aldo’s talents as a fighter, his ability to market himself and draw in big PPV numbers is somewhat less convincing. And with “Scarface” relegated to the sidelines for the rest of the year, what better time than now to start building up his heel persona? We all know that occasionally saying some crazy/accusatory shit in interviews boosts your pay-per-view sales, so who cares if it earns you some dirty looks in the locker rooms?

The reason we say all this is because in a recent interview with Tatame, the normally reserved featherweight kingpin not only came out in support of TRT and stated that he plans on using it in the future, but insinuated that beloved MMA icon Randy “The Natural” Couture was probably on steroids at one point or another during his career.

I don’t see the problem with using TRT. Everybody uses [steroids], from the champion to the newcomer. I believe we [from Nova Uniao] are the only ones that don’t do that, because Andre (Pederneiras) was always against steroids. I think it’s wrong to criticize someone who came forward and said they take TRT. 

Right off the bat, Aldo is tap dancing on thin ice here. Claiming that everyone in MMA from the champion to the newcomer uses steroids, then immediately declaring that your camp is the only one that doesn’t is not only hypocritical, it’s downright suspicious. Whether Aldo realized it or not, making this kind of statement is sure to draw unwanted attention to Nova Uniao that could come back to bite them in the ass down the line. Because obviously everyone is going to assume that the guys doing steroids are the ones pointing their fingers at everyone else when completely unprompted.

“I would just like to thank the Academy for this award while also reminding everyone that I am the only actress in Hollywood to have never whored out my body to a director for a part. Never ever. Helen Mirren, on the other hand…”(*yanked offstage by cane*)

Likely figuring that he had already pissed off a good percentage of the MMA community with his previous statement, Aldo then started naming names like he was a sexual predator being interrogated by detective Elliot Stabler:

Americans always used that. Randy Couture fought until he was 50, and you say he was clean? If the doctors prescribe you and you’re on the limits, OK, I see no problem. If I need that one day, I will use TRT too. 

Woah woah woah, Jose. Let’s not bring nationalities into the equation, because we both know that Brazilians have been the forerunners in shady, deceptive MMA practices since the Vale Tudo days — just ask Mark Coleman. Secondly, Randy Couture is a saint! A saint who just happens to be banned from attending UFC events forevermore. You don’t just go around throwing accusations all willy nilly without the slightest bit of evidence. That’s our job, dammit, and you’re making it look easier than it really is.

-J. Jones

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Jack44- August 14, 2013 at 3:27 am
uptil I saw the bank draft four $6077, I be certain that...my... best friend could actualy taking home money part-time on there computar.. there mums best friend started doing this 4 only about 11 months and at present took care of the morgage on there mini mansion and bourt a great new Maserati. we looked here, http://www.jobs76.com
mookiestick- August 13, 2013 at 8:14 am
All Brazillin fighters are on PEDs. No new story here...
CheckHisPee- August 12, 2013 at 11:53 pm
Jose Aldo's a fuckin yappy little twerp, real talk.
teep- August 12, 2013 at 6:33 pm
This is kind of bad PSA: Everyone does steroids, but me, but I will do them in the future, but I don't do them now, but it is ok to do them.
macreadysshack- August 12, 2013 at 3:52 pm
Look, this is obviously just a translation misunderstanding. He only clearly re-emphasizes and cross-confirms his point five or six times. Is he getting us lubed up for his inevitable failed drug test or is he just plowing the fields for his own TRT use in the future, as he states? Well, I for one appreciate this, at least he's using lube.
danomite- August 12, 2013 at 3:51 pm
If you have 10 guys on your ppv named Silva and none of them are wanderlei or anderson, you're probably not going to get a lot of buys.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 12, 2013 at 2:54 pm
I'm holding out until Wheaties introduces a maple/testosterone frosted breakfast cereal.
buttman- August 12, 2013 at 2:17 pm
I think you mean "insinuates", not instigates.
J.Jones- August 12, 2013 at 5:25 pm
@buttman - Do I say that somewhere in the article? I thought I had corrected the title before it published.

Edit: NOW I see it. Carry on.
bgoldstein- August 12, 2013 at 1:25 pm
CagePotato Ban: Claiming that everybody in MMA does steroids except for you and your camp. I've heard everyone from BJ Penn to Matt Serra to Cheick Kongo float some variation of that, and it's bullshit.
BaghdadBob- August 12, 2013 at 1:01 pm
And he's probably right. Don't be so naive, people.
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