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Jose Canseco’s Celebrity Boxing Career Takes Another Sad Turn; Will Face Tareq Salahi on November 5th


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Jose Canceso‘s record as a celebrity boxer currently sits at 1-2-1, including a knockout loss to Vai Sikahema, a decision loss to a 60-year-old man, a tough draw against Danny Partridge, and a win (finally) against Todd Poulton, self-described as “The Heavyweight Champion of OCD.”

We’d say that the former baseball star’s next match offers him a shot at redemption, but considering his opponent, he’ll look like a loser even if he wins it. Canseco is booked to appear at a Celebrity Fight Night event on November 5th against Tareq Salahi, best known as the “White House party crasher” whose wife Michaele is a total whore.

During a recent face-off in Beverly Hills, Salahi confronted the crowd with a five-year-old photo of Canseco with Michaele, which skeevy promoter Alki David presented to the media in the front row with obvious glee. “I’m fighting for anybody who’s against cheating, be in my corner, and I’m gonna take Jose down,” Salahi said.

When it came for the traditional fists-up photo-op, Salahi was still harping on the photo thing, and the two had to be separated. The moment seemed obviously staged, and you have to feel embarrassed for everybody involved. Salahi is seriously trying to ride his fame as the Ultimate Cuckold? Canseco is reduced to beating up guys like that for a paycheck? Actually, I don’t feel bad for Alki David; his life seems pretty rad.

The November 5th Celebrity Fight Night card will also feature three cast-members from the last season of Celebrity Rehab. (Keep up the great work, Dr. Drew.) The lineup is below. You can watch the action live on pay-per-view at FilmOn.

Jose Canseco vs. Tareq Salahi

Michael Lohan vs. Kato Kaelin

Coolio vs. Jeremy Jackson

Joey Buttafuoco vs. Lou Ballera (Amy Fisher’s husband)

Amy Fisher vs. Nadya “Octomom” Suleman

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Luiz Alexandre- October 12, 2011 at 11:21 am
Well, she traded him for Neil Schon. Can you blame her? More awesome than this would if she left Schon for being with Steve Perry.
BattleCamLily- October 12, 2011 at 10:51 am
We have a lot more going on!! I think Michelle McGee has been added to the card.
And Frank Stallone and AJ Benza from the Rocky Balboa Movie will be Commentators.
We'll be posting more updates soon!
https://www.facebook.com/FilmOn.TV
nickyroose- October 12, 2011 at 10:01 am
this is the best tag I've ever seen.
SethF- October 12, 2011 at 9:35 am
"I don't think he knows what he's getting himself into."
You're right, Jose. I hear he's actually training to fight you. He clearly has no idea how easy you are to defeat.
Motivated Penn- October 12, 2011 at 9:28 am
Dude doesn't even know what he's getting himself into.
JohnnyBlaze- October 12, 2011 at 8:35 am
how the hell is michael lohan supposed to pass any drug tests
xOffender- October 12, 2011 at 8:27 am
You are right about it being embarrassingly staged. Here is the picture that the troll Salahi was showing: http://tinyurl.com/4y4967o
He freaking took the picture. It is part of their celebrity ambush drive-by photo-ops. All the celebrities they have pictures with didn't know who the hell they were until they crashed the White House.
This match will be a new on for Salahi...He is used to beating on women only.
Fried Taco- October 12, 2011 at 8:11 am
It gets better. These are the boxing gloves they will be using!
fatbellyfrank- October 12, 2011 at 7:58 am
Octomom??? Oh Dear Lord, please tell me I'm being trolled, please,please, someone
bgoldstein- October 12, 2011 at 7:54 am
@ skeletor: LOL, buddy

@ TaintHammer: whore-link is fixed

@ humperdinkal: The co-main should have been Jackson vs. Ballera, obviously.
Jugger- October 12, 2011 at 7:43 am
I think Jeremy Horn is on this card.
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But yeah. Wow. My fake meter and embarrassment meter were both pegged out at 10 while watching this. Thankfully, it was short, because I can't last long when both are pegged out like that.
humperdinkal- October 12, 2011 at 7:27 am
Good matchup would have been Joey B. vs. Jose. I'd say it would go oh.....all of 45 seconds first round KO by Joseph "Chester The Molestor I like 16 yr. old girls" Buttafucckup.
On the other hand, since this dispicable man is fighting Amy Fisher's current "Old Man Boy Toy is going to knock Joey The F out IMO. That dude came on Dr. Drews show when Fisher wsa on the show looking to beat some major major ass. He almost gave a beat down to Mr. Bay Watch.
TaintHammer- October 12, 2011 at 7:25 am
You get me all excited by writing "total whore" and then it points to a dead link? Not cool.
shitbag- October 12, 2011 at 7:17 am
@ExpectJesusBro Oh hell yea I'm going to watch this! Just look at that line up!! Holy shit, those are awesome shitty celebrities beating on each other - what's better than that? I just wish they were death matches instead.

Notice I said I'd watch this...I'd didn't say I'd pay for the ppv or a ticket.
skeletor- October 12, 2011 at 7:06 am
The saddest thing about all of this is Jeremy Jackson is being relegated to the undercard.
ExpectJesusBro- October 12, 2011 at 6:52 am
What a waste of time, is anyone actually going to watch this disgrace?
blackboxmma- October 12, 2011 at 6:30 am
Lou Ballera will kill you.
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