(Forget about Barnett, get me some of whatever that chick is on.)
MMA pariah Josh Barnett emerged from hiding just long enough to release a statement about the positive steroid test that derailed Affliction: Trilogy and lead to the UFC and Strikeforce both gorging themselves on suddenly available fighter contracts. As you can probably guess, the statement did not include the words, ‘my bad.’ Instead it followed the trajectory we’ve all come to expect with these stories, almost impressively so. For all you possibly juiced-up aspiring fighters out there, take it from a cagey veteran of the sport. Here’s what you do when you get busted:
Step 1: Hedge your bets
If you can’t say with absolute certainty that there were no banned substances in your system when you peed in a cup for the athletic commission, you’re going to want to begin your defense by setting up a back-up defense just in case they nail you cold. That’s what Barnett is doing with this sentence from his official statement:
“Mr. Barnett vehemently denies intentionally ingesting any banned substances in preparation for the August 1st fight and he is looking forward to presenting his case to the California State Athletic Commission.”
Key word there is “intentionally.” This sets you up for the old it-was-in-my-creatine-and-I-had-no-idea defense. Not that this defense is total bullshit, mind you, but as any pro athlete knows by now, you’re responsible for whatever ends up in your body, whether you intentionally put it there or not.
Step 2: Maintain innocence until guilt is undeniable
Barnett accomplishes this by shifting focus to the as-of-yet unannounced results of his B sample:
“In the meantime, Mr. Barnett has yet to learn of the results of the B sample testing and he has not received any of the documentation that provides further details of the alleged positive sample despite numerous requests.”
The upside here is, it’s an argument that makes good sense. Where is the B sample, and why hasn’t the CSAC told us what the results of testing on it were? In the steroid playbook, this is sort of like trying to bunt your way on base. A technically sound team ought to be able to get you out 95% of the time, but at least putting something in play forces them to not screw up. And Barnett likely knows that the odds of the CSAC screwing up are good enough to take a chance on. Which leads us to this…
Step 3: Turn the accusing finger on your accusers
“In fact, the documentation that Mr. Barnett has received raises serious questions about the integrity of the sample and the validity of the results themselves.”
What kinds of questions did this documentation raise, and what documentation are we even talking about? We have no idea, because it isn’t specified. In fact, this sentence immediately follows the one about not receiving “any of the documentation.” So what did they receive from the CSAC? A notice of a failed steroid test that was written in crayon? Regardless, they’ve now cast the shadow of suspicion on the CSAC.
And finally…
Step 4: Suggest that it’s only a matter of time until you “clear your name”
“At this time Mr. Barnett would like to thank his fans and colleagues for their ongoing support and faith in him. He intends to vigorously defend himself against these allegations and hopes for a swift resolution to this matter so he can get back to what he does best — fighting!”
Stop and think for a second about the history of steroid testing in pro fighting. Now name me some people who have proven their innocence after testing positive. Go on, I’ll wait.
Barnett’s best hope here is that the B sample comes back with conflicting results, or at the very least that the CSAC mishandles the situation enough to damage their own credibility even further. Neither of those options is impossible, and the second one is damn near likely.
But for Barnett, the damage is done. Affliction is canceled, and unless he can prove that the CSAC is entirely to blame for fabricating a positive test result out of thin air, he’ll be remembered as the guy who brought the whole show down. Swift resolution, indeed.
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comments"Babyfat Assassin"?
LOL!
That's how EVERYONE should reference Josh from now on!
Yeah, I knew there had to be some other ol' school anime geeks around here. I think I watched that flick 40 times. The new 3 part straight-to-dvd was great but too short. Worth a sequel.
Josh Barnett's turning a blind eye to his lack of professionalism is deplorable. Never once was an apology uttered. Never once did I see one act of accountability. I don't know how to say it in Portuguese but, the Babyfat Assassin is deserving of no respect and no praise. If you were ever a fan, I'd find someone of better character and better heart.
Great Fist of the North Star Reference! Its truly an underrated anime movie.
Barnett is over and done.
Ingest:
1.To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption. See Synonyms at eat.
2.To take in and absorb as food: "Marine ciliates ... can be observed ... ingesting other single-celled creatures and harvesting their chloroplasts" (Carol Kaesuk Yoon).
So, technically, Barnett could have been injecting steroids like a muh-f'er and it would still be true that he "didn't knowingly ingest any steroids"... Because he didn't eat or drink any. I'm guessing that a lawyer of some sort help prep this statement...
He should be more like Andy Petite and less like Barry Bonds.
Playing "Devil's Advocate' here, but Sherk did present some pretty good evidence that at least raised a good shadow of doubt over the CSAC. Actually, it may have been the Nevada Athletic Commision. Regardless, the trace amounts of steroids in Sherk and the questionable handling of the samples would point to the chance that, at the least, Sherk did not 'knowingly' ingest a steroid. But as we all (except Josh Barnett) now know: you're responsible for whatever is in your body.
Also, I'm still not convinced that Antonio "Bigfoot" Silva was juicing (again, playing "Devil's Advocate'). Just look at him. He's a mishapen freak of a human that probably does have some serious hormone problems; as he claimed. He probably got dosed with all kinds of drugs to stop his head from growing and exploding ala "Fist of the Northstar".
So outside of those two?....that's all I got.
CSAC vs. Barnett
The whole commission, at one time, fights Barnett in the ring!
It can be on the same card as NSAC vs. BJ Penn!
IE: Is an injection considered ingesting? Either way, fuck that fuckface.