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Heads-up: Impact FC’s first heel-tastic fight card goes down this Saturday at the Brisbane Entertainment Center, headlined by Josh Barnett (25-5) vs. Geronimo "Mondragon" Dos Santos (18-9). In the above video interview, Barnett predicts that Dos Santos will make a big thud when he hits the mat, and says he’ll "anally rape [Dos Santos] if possible." Would you expect anything less from The Greatest Sportsman in MMA?
Barnett is on a five-fight win streak, and most recently submitted Mighty Mo at DREAM.13. Dos Santos snapped a two-fight losing skid in May when he knocked out Fabio Jamantha at a Combat Fight event in Brazil. This weekend’s Impact event marks the first time that Mondragon will compete outside of his home country. The current lineup of "Impact FC: The Uprising – Brisbane" is below:
Josh Barnett vs. Geronimo Dos Santos
Karo Parisyan vs. Luis "Besouro" Dutra Jr
Carlos Newton vs. Brian Ebersole
Joaquim Ferreira vs. Sokoudjou
Jeff Monson vs. Brad Morris
Bira Lima vs. Felise Leniu
Jai Bradney vs. Thiago "Minu" Meller
After the jump: Three videos of Geronimo Dos Santos in action, including his beat-down of Zuluzinho…
(Dos Santos vs. Assuerio Silva, 10/17/09)
(Dos Santos vs. Zuluzinho, 12/14/08)
(Dos Santos vs. Franciomar Bodão, 3/1/08)
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comments1) Is it ok for Condom Depot to sponsor Barnett?
2) Is it too late for Impact FC to change their name to something that won't get Barnett "tingly?"
3) Did someone tell Barnett that it's "Rear Naked Choke," not "Rear NEKKID Choke," and it still doesn't mean what he thinks it means?
4) Is his ring entrance music gonna be dueling banjos?
5) Is his nickname going to change to "Purty Mouth?"
6) Will Ted Haggard & Larry Craig be his corner men?
Jeez, why'd you have to bring up Herring in an article like this... now all I can think about is that I have to break out with a song:
Well there once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail
And they discovered they could sleep with another male
Now they're having butt secks
Cowboy butt secks
Sod-o-may-heeeee
Come on everybody!
Sod-o-may-heeeee
Sod-o-may-heeeee
Sodomy...
The ref gets them in the middle of the cage and says "Protect yourself at all times, obey my commands at all times, the safe word is 'prairie dog', now touch gloves."
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