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Josh Barnett Threatens Geronimo Dos Santos With Sodomy

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Heads-up: Impact FC’s first heel-tastic fight card goes down this Saturday at the Brisbane Entertainment Center, headlined by Josh Barnett (25-5) vs. Geronimo "Mondragon" Dos Santos (18-9). In the above video interview, Barnett predicts that Dos Santos will make a big thud when he hits the mat, and says he’ll "anally rape [Dos Santos] if possible." Would you expect anything less from The Greatest Sportsman in MMA?

Barnett is on a five-fight win streak, and most recently submitted Mighty Mo at DREAM.13. Dos Santos snapped a two-fight losing skid in May when he knocked out Fabio Jamantha at a Combat Fight event in Brazil. This weekend’s Impact event marks the first time that Mondragon will compete outside of his home country. The current lineup of "Impact FC: The Uprising – Brisbane" is below:

Josh Barnett vs. Geronimo Dos Santos
Karo Parisyan vs. Luis "Besouro" Dutra Jr
Carlos Newton vs. Brian Ebersole
Joaquim Ferreira vs. Sokoudjou
Jeff Monson vs. Brad Morris
Bira Lima vs. Felise Leniu
Jai Bradney vs. Thiago "Minu" Meller

After the jump: Three videos of Geronimo Dos Santos in action, including his beat-down of Zuluzinho…

(Dos Santos vs. Assuerio Silva, 10/17/09)

(Dos Santos vs. Zuluzinho, 12/14/08)

(Dos Santos vs. Franciomar Bodão, 3/1/08)

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fatbellyfrank- July 7, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Puts a whole new perspective on ground n pound
Under Banga- July 7, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Bing Bang Bong
justscrappin- July 7, 2010 at 1:31 pm
You guys make me so happy....and horribly guilty at the same time. Seoulbrother said.....impact gets Barnett "tingly"....hahahahaha. I'm tired of giving kudos to burrito and cecils, you guys are just expected to be funny now...I hope you can live with the pressure....or at least find a drug to ease the pressure that takes a long time to kill you.
ben- July 7, 2010 at 11:12 am
@ Fedor Penn :8 p.m. ET / 5 p.m. PT.  You can watch the show online at this shady-looking website, though the price isn't listed yet:hxxp://
Fedor Penn- July 7, 2010 at 10:53 am
Does anyone know what time this starts? East coast USA time.
Seoul Brother- July 7, 2010 at 10:44 am
I have a few questions:

1) Is it ok for Condom Depot to sponsor Barnett?
2) Is it too late for Impact FC to change their name to something that won't get Barnett "tingly?"
3) Did someone tell Barnett that it's "Rear Naked Choke," not "Rear NEKKID Choke," and it still doesn't mean what he thinks it means?
4) Is his ring entrance music gonna be dueling banjos?
5) Is his nickname going to change to "Purty Mouth?"
6) Will Ted Haggard & Larry Craig be his corner men?
Sabado Gigante- July 7, 2010 at 10:42 am
"Squeel Like a Pig!!! Weeeeeee! Weeeeeee!"
Viva Hate- July 7, 2010 at 9:53 am
Barnett has been hanging out with the wrastling crowd too much, sodomy threats have been the Iron Sheik's gimmick for years now.
ReX13- July 7, 2010 at 9:28 am
El Famous and cecil's>>> +1s and two thumbs up for both. i just come here for the lulz.
cecils_pupils- July 7, 2010 at 9:23 am
So clearly Barnett has been drilling a new submission technique - the homoplata.
Goog- July 7, 2010 at 9:07 am
Moonflower would piss dirtier than the toilet seat at Tito's house.
Biffmiester- July 7, 2010 at 8:31 am
@Plan B.
Jeez, why'd you have to bring up Herring in an article like this... now all I can think about is that I have to break out with a song:

Well there once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail
And they discovered they could sleep with another male
Now they're having butt secks
Cowboy butt secks
Come on everybody!
El Famous Burrito- July 7, 2010 at 8:15 am
@ ReX

The ref gets them in the middle of the cage and says "Protect yourself at all times, obey my commands at all times, the safe word is 'prairie dog', now touch gloves."
Plan B- July 7, 2010 at 8:09 am
I wonder how Herring would react to surprise buttsecks?!
ReX13- July 7, 2010 at 8:03 am
you know, i'm pretty sure that i'd tap out to surprise buttsecks. So maybe Barnett has a solid gameplan.
Plan B- July 7, 2010 at 7:53 am
CP, you had me at Zuluzinho.