Gonna' have to miss it because FUCK COMMERCIALS in online video content.

Right by what fucking standard?

and yeah he sounds like Tobias Funke sometimes.

ill come right here in your face, wow koshcheck needs to watch the way he phrases things, and you know what hes a good coach and hes actually right, still a douche but he was right on this one

Mr. Koscheck


After you are smashed out of the UFC.....and out on the street as you so richly deserve,....I hear the Italian National Soccer Team is looking for some pointers on dramatic flailing after being "almost" hit.
Job opportunities come in the most unlikely places Josh.

Best of luck in your fading future
Sincerely
Ballkick

The thing that really gets my goat, is Koscheck and the entire yellow team have been mocking GSP's accent from day one: Kos saying "If you french kiss me, I will leave MMA" and his entire team during the homerun derby (if I recall, the Armenian dude imparticular.) None of those guys have any place acting culturally sensitive at this point. Making fun of foreigners' accents is a TUF staple. Hell, they give the Brits subtitles.

Koscheck's speech to his team shows that he is really starting to get this "reality t.v." thing. I think he realizes how he's going to come off looking from all his douchbaggery and needs to do something to pull his image out of the sewer, at least into the gutter. I particularly enjoyed the section of his speech "let me stand up for you guys, let me look like the bad guy." I get it, Kos. I saw "The Dark Knight" too. You're not the hero we need; you're the hero we deserve. The only part of that movie I want to see you reenact, is getting attacked by dogs.

The apology was a joke. First of all, Kos tries to close the door (which is quite stupid considering you're on a reality show.) Then he sits down next to the guy; I mean, buttcheeks touching, up in the grill, right next to him. I'm not a psychologist, but these seem like intimidation tactics to me. He then proceeds to tell Tate that "you cross the line when you talk abou these young guys and you say negative things about them." (I seem to remember Kos showing up at the fighter house after the yellow team's first win. I also remember him standing on the balcony like Eva Peron and doing nothing but hurling smug insults at "those young guys.") We all know that it wasn't the talk about his team that got Kos so irraTATEd anyway. (See what I did there) It was the talk about his tendency overreact to what may or may not have been a phantom knee. It could have just been the editing, but that's what seemed to be the last bleach-blond straw. Back to the apology. Koscheck couples each apology with "I'll be a man" and "Ima big man." Sorry, young Skywalker, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me. Humbleness and arrogance don't mix; one will always overpower the other. Again, I'm no psychologist, but this apology seemed less about remorse and more about showing the world what a gentleman Josh Koscheck really is. I apologize, but I'm not buying it.

Sorry for the rant, but that guy just gets my goat. He gets my goat, rubs it the wrong way and chaps it's ass. "You're not a fighter; you shouldn't open your mouth. I'll choke your ass out, or I'll knock you out." That is not a good look for the sport. On the other hand, GSP needs to step up when stuff like this happens. For a world champion fighter, he's coming off looking afraid of confrontation. He needs some tribal tatoos or something.

He takes eye pokes like Curly.

@Seoul Brother: I just wish he'd be mute like Harpo.

He wants Tate to leave his guys alone and pick on him. Why the fuck was he pickin on Michael Johnson HIMSELF, a couple of episodes ago, calling him fat and out of shape. Meanwhile, if we remember at the beginning, Johnson was his #1 pick that he didn't take with his #1 pick.

@Meister574: who looks like an ashy Harpo Marx.

Hasn't Kos been making fun of GSP's accent since the beginning of the show? So he is a hypocritical d-bag.

@djp1988

What the fuck do you know? Have you ever been in a fake fight or even fake trained?


Damn people have no fake respect.

Hahahahahaha!

djp1988 FTW!!!

Kos had right to be pissed, those invisible knees hurt like a pretend bitch.

Dude I never hate on the Tater. (Which I think should be the cool insider nickname we all use) Been here a lot longer than I been commenting. But this is the worst piece of shit article I have ever seen on here seriously.

*Quoted from earlier comments*


***Update I just watched the fucking "apology". What. A. Crock. Of. Shit.

Man Kos was so close, when the dude said, "He's just trying to get under your skin" Kos actually said, "it worked". A moment of true reflection for Kos, wow.

Wait never mind. Now he's trying to act like it was the dude making fun of the Armenian that got him mad and not the knee-diving accusation. Bullshit. Kos started it with a dude he knew wasn't a fighter. Got the Armenian dude involved with the shit talking, and that was admittedly a mistake.

Everyone knows it's wrong to rag a dude for being different or how he talks. HOWEVER if you talk shit to a dude and you have the slightest stutter and he knows how to talk shit, you are gonna get fucking owned in a racist and hilarious fashion.

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I stand by it.

@BryanF - I wouldn't be surprised if he dyed the pubes as well.

This just lends credence to Kendall Grove's bitching about Spike TV. It's just another reality show with about as much connection to reality as Nick Nolte has to sobriety. There's more artificial shit here than on Heidi Montag.

Koscheck is still a crusty skidmark of a man regardless if he tried to hug it out with Tate. He's a goddamned pathetic waste of flesh.

@Videodrome

now that u mention it, that WOULD be pretty awesome

@ LOKI - I'm pretty sure John Danaher is from New Zealand. So not quite on the Madonnna douche level. But otherwise, yeah, GSP doesn't really have a realty show personality. It's not like anybody would watch Snooki if she had GSP's demeanor.

@fried taco

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the carpet matched the drapes?

@Chronic

I would much rather see Kos get a shank in the neck before he even makes it to the cage. He doesn't deserve to fight GSP. I couldn't think of anything more satisfying than watching him die on ppv. It would be the world's largest and greatest snuff film ever made.

Damn! Hatersgonnahate! Its a 'reality tv show' for fucksakes! And in reality neither Kos or GSP has much of a personality.

George compansates by outsourcing to a drunken frenchman(who is awsome), a stereotypical big-black-guy with a built in (mail nurse) talking point, and a jiu-jitsu bum with a horrible comb-over and a Madonna style fake elitist british accent, and a guy from the Hangover who I hear used to be a fighter.

Kos compensates by bringing in his 1 team mate with less natural charisma than him, a punch-drunk faded legend each for like 1 scean, the rest of the show has to be carried by a largely un-inspiring cast of fighters and himself who is obviously trying deasperatly hard to do anything ANYTHING to be ammusing or entertaining even just a little bit. At thist he largely fails, but at least he makes an effort.

I can honestly say that the most personality GSP has displayed on TUF was way back in Season 4 when Mr. International gave him lessons on how to be a pimp.

you know what peeps?

I really hope none of my crazy French Canadian compatriots sucker this stoopid fuck on his way to the cage in December.

I really wanna see GSP kick his teeth thru the back of his head.

what a fuckin twat!

I stand by my initial assessment of fraggle fuckstick being a complete and utter pus n cum filled douchebag.

fuck him and his 3rd grade mentality. Talkin to Tate,"you're only doing this trying to get famous"...projecting much there yu stoopid fuckin asshat?

You know you have nothing for GSP, I can see him thinkin,"if i can act as fucked up/assholish/douchebaggey as Miller maybe I can get a tv show as well cuz what the fuck am I gonna do when this fight thing passes me by?"

Hey GSP, I've got underwear on, just like your wear in the cage!!!hahahaha fuckin zing, that one will get me a network deal fo sho!!! whew!

idiot.

What a touching moment! Pure magic!

This all looks a little too perfect for me. It seems a little... how do I say, fakeish.

So lets just leave it at, this Tate guy is a puss, Josh is a dumb asshole, and the Armenians say bro a lot.

I would also bet on them "cutting" people out of anyone else in that cast. I used to go to this buds house to get some buds (HA!) and his roommates were Armenian and those guys didn't fuck around, every time I was there they had different black eyes or cuts and crazy stories involving a lot of "bros" and high fives. They reminded me of wild dogs, if a random would even glance their way, or god forbid make eye contact, the shitstorm would begin to brew.

I'd like to know if there was anything we didn't see prior to Kos bumping into Tate last week. As in who actually started this shit.

Kos: Sorry Brad, I didn't mean it... still wanna play Cowboys and Indians?
Brad: Well... okay, but I get to be the cowboy this time.
Kos: But there aren't any black cowboys!
Brad: Yes there are!
Kos: Are not!
Brad Are too! My daddy saw it on a movie called Blazing Saddles.
Kos: Did not!
Brad: Did too!

Other footage left on the cutting room floor: Dana White telling Kos that he loses his fucking title shot and is never up for another fucking bonus again if he doesn't march his little troll doll head in there and apologize right this fucking minute!

It seemed a little too convenient that this Brad guy was just patiently waiting with cameras on him in a room by himself for Kos to sit down next to him and deliver his not-so-heartfelt apology. Tell me that didn't have the exact feel of an apology forced out of two fighting kids by a teacher or parent:

DW: "Brad, you go sit in there and wait for Josh... no, Brad, I didn't say come out the door and say anything to Josh and his team. I said sit your butt down in there and wait for me to come back! I'm serious, Brad.
"Now Josh, I want you to go in there, sit down next to Brad and tell him that you're sorry."

JK: "But Dana, he started it!"

DW: "No 'but Dana'. Joshua Koscheck, I don't wanna hear it! You march in there right now young man and tell Brad that you're sorry!"

Seriously, why would you buy this shit? This looks about as sincere as the Tiger Woods apology press conference.

Awww, Josh Koscheck apologized for rape choking a guy. He's my favorite fighter ever now. I was wrong about him all along, just like when i saw that 1 coherent video of Nick Diaz out of the 237 incoherent videos I've seen him rambling in. Seriously? You can edit anything you want to OUT of a tv show but you can't edit shit INTO it if it didn't happen. Josh Koscheck was acting like he was the better man saying don't mess with these kids on the show, but it was him banging on the walls right after the guy who lost to nam phan had his dream of being in the UFC crushed. His apology to Crazy Horse or whatever his name is consisted of him saying it was Crazy Horse's fault, then patting him on the head like a child. He was the one insulting Michael Johnson about being fat and out of shape. All of those things actually happened and are proof that he is a giant cocksucking douche.

great find, best story on cp for a while....................

So, does Kos apologize LIKE A BAWSS?

If I was black and had a big wang, of course.

Calling yourself a big man because you apologize sorta defeats the humility and sincerity part of it. If I was Tate, and fuckface pulled down my pants, I'd have slit his throat and stuck my big black wang in the hole, thus proving to all that Josh is literally a "dickhead".

At first I thought he was just a d-bag. Now I see that he is a lot more than that. He is a melodramatic d-bag.

I can hear him saying (with a straight face), "I'm the humblest person in this room."

Ever notice when a bully can't take what he dishes he always comes up with some sort of elaborate, moralistic, chivalrous, excuse as to why "this is different".

I was kind of hoping he'd finish the apology with rubbing the top of his head like he did with Dane.

And a lot of body hair...and frequency of the word 'Bro'...and in the case of their females a preferance for darkmeat.

"I'm gonna be a big man, and come and apologize" What a sincere, modest apology. Josh is the one that started ALL this shit with Tate. And, Savak started in on Tate too. That's why he started mocking the way he talked. If you ask me, they both asked for it. Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

They may be able to cut out what actually happened but they cant fabricate what didnt happen, and georges didnt stand up for his guys like he said he would.

I want to hate Kos so I choose to not believe the obvious truth. Sorta like the voters on Tuesday.

Brad needs to learn the only difference between Armenians and Americans is letter placement and a C and a N.

Awwwwww! Now I really like him! I just want to rub his fuzzy yellow head! But not in a gay way.

I thought one of the Armenians was going to freak out on him...While Kos is generally a douche, that Tate guy doesn't seem like the coolest guy either.