After reading this forum for years,… Kosh Jokecheck’s latest verbal diarrhea has prompted me to sign up a profile so I can add to the litany of “hate mail” being directed at him.
My very first exposure to this creep was his appearance on TUF 1, and as we all remember he gave us a glimpse into his character on the show, dousing the mentally disturbed Chris Leben while he tried to sleep off an alcohol induced bender. The guy acted Junior High back then and not much has changed.
Now for something that truly is relevant and a foreshadowing of things to come:

On August 25, 2007, at UFC 74 Kosh Jokecheck was defeated by Georges St-Pierre at UFC 74 via unanimous decision. (30–27, 29–28, 29–28). St-Pierre’s wrestling skills were displayed during the match by “out-wrestling Jokecheck”, scoring take-downs, stopping Koscheck’s take-down attempts and maintaining top position throughout most of the fight. There was speculation before the fight that Jokecheck would out-match St-Pierre on the ground due to his credentials, but St-Pierre was confident that he was a better wrestler and striker and was more well versed in submissions than Jokecheck.

Their next fight will be an even more decisive “Beat-down” for “The Mouth from the South”…. I predict Kosh Jokecheck loses in the second by submission.

GSP is gonna break his foot of in his ass n i cant fuckin wait.

fuckin laffin at fragglecock fucksticks’ attempts @ self promotion.

all american wrestler, community college graduate.

in short…fuck you

The real question here is: why hasn’t Koscheck been punished for FAKING INJURIES AGAIN AND AGAIN?

He (and others like him) will kill the sport.

Being a GSP fan, and a Kos hater I really appreciated reading how much everyone hates Kos.

@smitty

Did GSP not win the stand up against BJ Penn and Alves? Sure he took em down but neither one of those top strikers came close to hurting to GSP on their feet.

Man, koscheck is a dick. I know I’ve said the whole “absence of proof…” bit, but do you think you could lay off the accusations until maybe there’s a hint of proof that the GSP is cheating? I think Kos is the one of the last real chalengers for GSP and he should move up shortly after this.

But despite my dislike of Kos and his injury feigning shenanigans, I think he deserves this shot. And I always hope he gets what he deserves.

My prediction, GSP via TKO in the 3rd. Doctor’s stoppage due to cut (severe anal bleeding).

Or what El Guapo says; Maz interprets repeated punches to Koscheck’s face as tapping out and we have a new champ.

I don’t usually go for the violent comment and I don’t particularly dislike any fighters but as far as taking advantage goes I think GSP should be given every advantage….In fact I’d be happy to see him walk in there with a machete and hack that annoying fcukers limbs off…I’m not some sick freak with a blood lust but the thought of Koscheck flapping about with no arms and legs makes me chuckle

Personally I’d be questioning Georgette’s sexual orientation, what with those gay black and white calendars of himself that he loves to produce (it’s Georges in a tuxedo, it’s sweaty Georges leaning against the heavy bag, it’s georges in his manties on a bed with a pile of stuffed animals).

I think that’s why he doesn’t finish fights- he’s trying to log the maximum amount of sweaty man-grease mat time that he possibly can. Here’s a statistic I’d like to see: how much time in each fight does he spend subjecting his opponents to the sweaty teabag? I’ve never seen any footage of him with a broad and I’ve never heard any rumors of him banging slutty ring girls. Totally gay.

Just some interesting numbers to go by… wrestlers vs. GSP.

GSP vs. Fitch, 5 Rd Decision

Knockdowns by strikes… GSP, 3. Fitch, 0.
Takedowns… GSP 5/7 (71%). Fitch 0/5 (0%).
Positional Advances… GSP 4/6. Fitch 0/0.
Sweeps/Reversals… GSP 1. Fitch 0.

While researching I realized this would just be easier.

Takedown Percentages

GSP 100% Koscheck 25%
GSP 83% Alves 0%
GSP 75% Sherk 0%
GSP 100% Trigg 0%.
GSP 100% Hughes 29% (1rst fight)
GSP 100% Hughes 0% (2nd fight)
GSP 100% Hughes 0% (3rd fight)

I know Alves wasn’t primarily a wrestler, but he was supposedly bigger, stronger, younger than GSP, so I felt the percentages were noteworthy.

The only fighter to really have any success vs GSP regarding takedowns and takedown defense against him was Penn in their 1rst fight. The 2nd fight was similar in nature to those listed above.

I don’t know how Koscheck plans on winning this fight. Save for a Serra-type fluke, he’s f*ck*d.

FIrst off… maybe it’s a camera angle affecting the shot of GSP/Kos face to face, but GSP looks huge compared to Bob Ross.

I don’t find “someone called from BJ’s camp” all that believable either. If I were DW and GSP passed his drug tests (which I have NO doubt that he would), I’d drag Penn and Koscheck into my office and figure out who the f*ck is lying and what was actually said by who. There’s a good chance this is all just bullshit from Koscheck, and if so… let him get his beatdown, then fire his ass. Same goes for Penn.

Both guys have a proven track record of being inconsistant, semi-professional at best, mediocre at welterweight. Suck it up princesses, you can’t beat GSP. You haven’t yet, and you never will.

Koscheck doesn’t have a whole lot of drawing power, and I don’t think PPV sales hinge on whether or not KockKnocker is part of the main event. Send his a$$ to Strikeforce to fight Nick Diaz repeatedly until they’re both mental midgets. Don’t worry, it won’t take long.

When GSP wins the best option would be to have Dan Hardy and Kos go at it since they were talking s..t to each other anyway.

“B.J. Penn and his camp gave me a little phone call. They were saying, ‘Yeah, he’s on steroids. He’s this; he’s that.”

Everyone keeps talking about steroids but no one has brought up the “this” and the “that”. I think they need to start an investigation immediately.

I hope after GSP pisses and gives blood he makes kos piss blood.

And i think Mr_Misanthropy hit the nail on the head.

The Best thing that could happen is Josh Cockcheck hurting himself while shooting a gay porno and to be force to pulls out the fight.

Then never get a title shot again.

Then gets a job with the World Wrestling Entertainment.

I think he’s just getting warmed up. Chael Sonnen has set the precedent with “The New Way to Get Paid if You’re a Mediocre Draw”, the latest installment in his new series of self help manuals for people struggling to find some way to overcome the stigma of their repulsive personalities.

So Kos is going to keep it standing just like he said he was going to against Daley and Rumble, right? Somebody needs close the valve on his verbal diarrhea.

Kos by DQ.. GSP knocks him out with a barrage of clean strikes, Mazzagatti does what he does best. The End.

Or is it? When he wakes up, Fraggle tells the partisan St Pierre crowd to f’k off, a riot ensues and he says he’s misunderstood. The End. Until the sequel, I mean.

Fuck this weak ass “Olympic style drug testing” I want this one to be decided by Olympic style drug DOING. Take Arianny and Chandelier, have them strip naked in the middle of the Octagon, and lay out rails of 96% pure Peruvian flake from the tip of their beans to their neck lines. Whoever can blow over a gram in one line without their heart exploding gets a W, a shiny new car, and a shot at the Showcase Showdown. End of story.

Josh nobody older than a 3 year old thinks you have a real chance, we all saw your last attempt at fighting GSP.
Oh things change, but whats changed is GSP got better you just got better at faking shit. Your beatdown will be similar but faster.
Talk all you want, paul daley DOUCHE’D you to where you are now, and because he was a bigger dumbass than you are you get to go coach on a show that doesn’t matter, you will still get squashed just like FRITO would have with Chuck.
Hey maybe you can be just like Frito and have an injury to avoid the beatdown.
I feel sorry for any kid who has to be on your team…what will you train them in? wrestling or wrasslin’ (the art of faking it)

I think everyone here is missing the real treat from this article. BJ Penn is still hurting from the asswhooping he received from GSP. I love it. GSP is in BJ’s head without even trying. First, he gets the (undeserved) rematch that he begged for. He thought that this was going to cement his legacy as the greatest p4p fighter ever and pull a george costansza and quit on a high note if he won. Then he goes in there and gets dominated worse than anyone else has ever been dominated before in the octagon for 20 minutes before he basically tapped out from the abuse in between rounds after calling GSP a bitch for tapping to strikes of all things. Next came the desperate grasping for straws in the form of the greasing allegations, all so that he wouldn’t have to admit to himself that he got destroyed by someone who was out of his league. He even has his mother come to the principal’s office to give excuses as to why he sucked so bad. Then he goes and defends the lightweight title a couple times and starts fooling himself into believing that if he just defends the title one more time he can get another shot, but he gets beat by Frankie Edgar and now a YEAR AND A HALF LATER he is calling up GSP’s opponents and telling them GSP takes steroids. This article made my day. The only way this could get any better is if he fights GSP one more time, gets destroyed, then they find him hanging in his hotel closet the next day Kung-Fu style.

Josh Koscheck wants Olympic style drug testing you say? well, here’s a short list of other things Josh Koscheck wants: COCK.

My Nation, I have a dream! That some day all my brothers and Sisters will sit down at the cage of brotherhood! TO WATCH THE COMPLETE destruction of Josh “Fraggle ROCk” Koscheck and that someday! We can see him cry like a little bitch again! HEY koshceck its Ironic you mention wrestling matchs! Didn’t you avoid Pauls hands like that. HA! right. Im all about cpt. canada!

I don’t know about all this hooey but it makes me excited for TUF 12!

@Deathb4tapout – What you should probably know is that GSP is based out of Tri-Star (i think that’s what it is anyway) in Montreal. He often goes from camp to camp to hone his skills in a particular area. He’s currently working (or was) with Freddy Roach to improve his boxing. However, you are correct sort of. he does go to Greg Jackson’s camp from time to time, but i don’t believe he did for his last title defense.

Cheers, GSP nuthugger!

Hum Deez Nuts +1

Something just occurred to me: it’s going to be high comedy when Koschek and GSP are picking teams. Guarantee that the LAST guy picked on GSP’s team is going to be more stoked than the first guy taken by Fraggle.

Just keepin’ it real.. I was going to say “and Paul Daley his mom in the stomach” but apparenty he sucker punches like a puss…

@Bringtheruckus

WOW! That is one of the best comments I have ever read on here. Mad Props.

Kos is douche. I swear if Doc Brown showed up at my door and wanted to take a joy ride in the Delorean i would go back to Sept 30, 1977 and punch Kos’s mom in the stomach. Get’em in the third trimester to punish him more..

I’ve hated Kos since TUF 1. I still hate him after all this time. It really blows my mind, how this guy(with Don King’s dyed pubes glued to his head,) has chosen to represent himself and the sport. There is no way in hell that he doesn’t know that the fans hate him. Did anybody see that video of his being a flaming, drunkboy, on TMZ? What a fuggin Wanker!The only sleep I get at night is maybe, just maybe GSP will shut him up. The thing is, how the hell does Kos move past Paulo Thiago without having to avenge that loss? That is the biggest bunch of bullshit that is flying out of Kos’ mouth; the fact that he completely got demolished by that guy and thinks he’s the #1 contender. Why can’t Fitch and Kos be forced to fight?? That should determine where Kos and Fitch are really at in the division.

Cockcheck is starting up the hate machine early, not that it’ll do him much good. I hope GSP knocks the frosting off his fro.

I don’t know but didn’t gsp beat the living hell out out of blowjob penn with his fists. Oh yeah kos believes white guys are slow and inferior even tho he’s half white, must be why gsp juices. What a joke, get some class dude. Alves is 100xs the striker kos is and he couldn’t do shit. Kos is in deep shit

I think Koscheck’s fro is on roids.

Kos is a good fighter and I like him. But GSP is going to win this one. Kos can complain all he wants, but in the end its going to be the best fighter getting his hand raised that night. It always seems that other fighters need to talk trash about the natural champions. Its pretty sad Kos…

Not a Koscheck fan but I hope he beats GSP. Once GSP went to the Jackson camp I was done with him. Everyone in that camp is a douche

Everybody who beats me is on steroids. Fuck you and your black magic test paper that says otherwise. Next you’ll be telling me that Fraggle Rock doesn’t really exist!

Douchecheck’s own comment bites him on the ass. “The guy is pretty ripped all year round”

To me this would mean a fighter that is conscious of his diet and training. GSP has NEVER looked soft or out of shape. Neither has he ballooned up in size like some others by putting on a ridiculous amount of muscle in a short time. By his own recent admission, he has gained some weight but slowly in a controlled fashion. This doesnt look like results of steroid use to me.

Koscheck is a fool….GSP ain’t juicin’, the guy has an incredible work ethic, always has been in shape, from his days bouncin’ at Fuzzy to ridin’ the back of a dump truck for 10+ hours a day when he was making his way up in the MMA game.

I suppose BJ started this(a rich boy with suspect work ethic) and now Koscheck has taken time away from his latest dye job to bring it back up…..It’s sickening, GSP just does everything better than Koscheck, mma wise in the octagon(faking excluded).

After Kos loses this wrestling match, I really want to see him thrown to the wolves at 170, over the last little while, Koscheck has simply been active, not terribly successful in my opinion. What a loser for talking about steroids and greasing, just goes to show you where his mind is at for this title fight.

I’m not impressed with your performance (enhancing drugs).

GSP, please, kill KOS in the ring so we don’t have to listen to that idiot any more.

Kos is just beggin’ for a beatdown… time to teach fraggle-boy a lesson.

because I believe he doesn’t have knockout power.

Ask Jay Hieron about his KO power. GSP is a solid striker and I’d bet he hits harder than Fraggle Kos.

Fraggle has ko’d Screech Hazlet, Trigg and Yoshida, who aren’t exactly known for their chins and have been KTFO’d harder by others.

If Paulo Thiago can put Kos to sleep, I’m sure GSP can.

As far as Kos’s claim that the fight will be standing, good luck with that, the fight will take place where GSP wants it to.

Can’t wait for GSP to dominate this fool and send him back to UFN.

Try not to fake being hit with any illegal strikes this time.

Apparently Kos has returned a positive test for complete fucken assholeness, or CFA, reports indicate it is the highest reading ever

“Olympic-style drug testing involves taking blood, which is more effective than the standard urine tests used by athletic commissions because it allows for the identification of a greater range of P.E.D.’s, including human growth hormone.”

Got a link to confirm this? I was under the impression it includes both blood and urine and that in fact some compounds cannot be picked up in blood.

Tito steps down, koschek steps up

I would love to see Koscheck pull a Rafael Palmeiro and actually be the one to get caught juicing.

Too bad Daley didn’t time his sucker punch better and break his jaw.

GSP has been working with Freddie Roach… if they stand and bang expect Kosdick to require a shoe horn after the fight to put on a baseball hat. Do they even have shoe horns anymore?

ReX13 Says:
Tue, 06/08/2010 – 16:22

Anyone want to start a collection, send it to Leben, tell him to visit Koschek with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch?
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And go to work on the holmes there? you mean like get medieval on his ass?

How much you need? I’m in for that.

I’m predicting GSP does stand with Koschek. I’m hoping for lots of damage, blood, and tears.

“I plan on making Georges stand toe-to-toe with me.”

No one can make Georges stand toe to toe with them. Especially if they are a threat with their stand up. He will only stand and bang with wrestlers or BJJ guys, John Fitch, Matt Serra, and Matt Hughes. He stood up with Jay Heron, but only because he hurt him early, and was trying to finish him.

rlh61>> or i just refuse to move on past the mid 90′s. I still thing Se7en is the best serial killer movie EVAR, still love Pearl Jam, and Don Frye is still my hero.

it’s a sickness.

Rex…you’re the king of Pulp Fiction references.

Anyone want to start a collection, send it to Leben, tell him to visit Koschek with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch?

“We’ve just got to pray to God that he doesn’t grease up, and he gets off that juice so that we can equal things about it.”

Everytime Kos speaks I wish more and more that Daley ended his career with the sucker punch. Complete douche, already setting up excuses for when he loses.