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Junie Allen Browning Claims to “Piss Excellence”


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Just in case you thought Junie Allen Browning was putting on an act for The Ultimate Fighter, here’s some video evidence that at the very least it is a consistent act. Here’s Junie (known at the time as Allen) and his brother Rob appearing on something called “Insight 2 Sports” back in their AFL days. After watching this, I can honestly say that I feel like I have gained some insight, although I’m not so sure it is insight 2 sports so much as it is insight 2 the strange interior world of Junie Browning.

The constant bragging, the fight-picking, the ‘born to lose’ attitude in his darker moments. Junie, let me ask you something. Would you say that you’ve never felt quite good enough? Like maybe, when you’re in a restaurant and you hear people laughing across the room, your first thought is that they must be laughing at you? And then your second thought is that you should probably go over there and beat them all up?

I do like hearing Junie’s brother Rob lay out his plans for the future, though. First he talks about being in college like he’s serving a prison sentence, then says that all he wants to do is teach school, coach sports, and pay the bills with his fight purses. Of course, this all comes after we’ve seen him do his stripper fight entrance, which I can only describe as unsettling.

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10pound- October 16, 2008 at 3:20 am
Junie can suck a dick. Can we PLEASE end this uber-douche's 15 minutes of fame now?
Flamboyant Noodle- October 15, 2008 at 10:56 pm
If he pisses excellence, then his mom shits excellence. That's how he came to be.
Howie- October 13, 2008 at 9:52 pm
The Browning Brothers are a pair of Homo's. Saying you are the best of the best on the public channel is like saying you are the smartest retard on the short-bus.
Junie: I can't wait to see you get KTFO! Its only a matter of time you fucking douchebag. I do hope however they feed you some punching bags to really get your confidence up so you make an ass out of yourself when you pull some smartass move duringa hand shake or shake your faggot ass like your brother does. Seeing you go down and eat some canvass is actually going to motivate me enough to watch your fights. We are waiting Junie, waiting patiently.....The clock is ticking on ya fucking douche.
Forrest44- October 13, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Can we please stop posting articles, videos and comments about this clown? He's a punk that gives the sport a bad name. If he fights we'd like to see it of course but everything else is just tiring....
Acrocerid- October 13, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Sounds like papa Browning had something to prove through his kids.

--YOU ARE THE BEST. YOU ARE A BROWNING. YOU RULE AT ICE HOCKEY! Now do a little stripper dance....nice and slow.... it's time for your sponge bath.
J- October 13, 2008 at 6:28 pm
They had the edit out the end of the interview because junie broke into tears
Kentucky Boy- October 13, 2008 at 6:14 pm
that guy is crazzzzzzy
Olie- October 13, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Pretty funny. I can't believe how arrogant Junie is. How is anyone ever friends with him? Does he have any real friends? Maybe he was never loved as a child or perhaps his dad raped him? These are serious issues he has.

I liken him to someone like Prince Naseem Hamed. Bags of talent but way too much of an ego. He'll get the shit kicked out of him in a fight and won't be able to recover. Hit the drink, get fat and get caught DUI.

The problem with someone like Junie is that he will NEVER learn. Even after Dana White laid it on the line CALLING him a punk, with Junie sobbing his little eyes, a couple of days later and he wants to kill Efrain Escuerdo for beating his drinking buddy. I've no shadow of a doubt that Junie, if faced with Efrain will beat him, but he just doesn't have any reasonable amounts of self control to make it as a great.

It's all a bit of a shame really as his talents will go to waste and he has only himself to blame.
1 glove- October 13, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I love it Diaz bros vs. Browning bros, a little tag team cage action could be fun and the Diaz bros would humble the shit out of the Brownings
fightfan- October 13, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I love to see donkeys who think that they are invincable. Hope he finally gets kicked out of TUF after jumping over the cage and goin after Efran on the last episode.

I would love to see him get the absolute dog shit kicked out of him. 2 or 3 fights and he thinks he is the shit???? Grow the fuck up.
Koeikan- October 13, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Wow, these guys are dumb...and that goes for all 3 of them.
HAH- October 13, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Brownings < diaz
Bud- October 13, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Wow, looks like someone has watched Talledega Nights one too many times! It's good to be a little cocky sometimes but what a couple of wieners these guys are. The Diaz brothers would wipe the floor with these idiots. Some fighters make a living off of trash talking and not being able to back it up. Baroni, Shamrock, even Tito lately, but i gotta admit, everytime they fight i'm tuned in so i guess it works.
James- October 13, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Wow just realized Junie points at the wrong camera two times in a row right off the bat, lol
Kel- October 13, 2008 at 4:10 pm
All I can say is, WOW...Was Allen Browning too vanilla for TUF...He had to add Junie to it to go for that unique redneck charm...I will take pleasure in seing them "beat-off" the show, or out of the UFC...

@ Old, Bald, and Irish: I got a tip from Nick Diaz on how to erase the aquamarine underoos - multiple bong-hits...
James- October 13, 2008 at 4:03 pm
LOL @

Rob: "Flashy entrances, that's all I really care about. And then the fight comes second to me. Nobodies even close to me--"
Junie interjects: "I'm the best!, plain and simple" (quickly realizes for a second that would preclude Rob) "I mean Brownings..."
Old, Bald and Irish- October 13, 2008 at 3:49 pm
@ "NICK DIAZ "

"How bout me and Nate come down there and kick your hillbilly asses!!"

Ya know, if you and Nate could do that, I, for one, would greatly appreciate it.

God bless you Diaz boys. At least when you talk trash, everyone knows you'll back it...fer real.

I'd love to see the Browning Brothers come against the pissed off Diaz Brothers. We'd see some real "Browining"...in their shorts.
NICK DIAZ- October 13, 2008 at 3:42 pm
How bout me and Nate come down there and kick your hillbilly asses!!

209 BITCHES!!!
Gigantic poop- October 13, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Fags...they are both fags who suck each other off. Junie needs to start training in Alcohol Resistance jujitsu classes.
Barry McKockenner- October 13, 2008 at 3:17 pm
O'Doyle Rules!!
Old, Bald and Irish- October 13, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Wow...

...Rob Brownings cage entrance makes Phil Baroni's intro's look down-right manly!

I did NOT need to see Junie in his aqumarine undies. Unfortunately, what has been seen cannot be unseen. Therefore, I need to poke out my mind's eye.

Gotta admit, Rob's little "belt adjustment" move was pretty good. Obviously, he knew he was faster than his opponent...

...but they're both still dopes.

It always irks me to see people who legitimately train hard and have skills, yet they're huge spine chillin' douche bags when it comes to real life and being a real person. Sure, a little show-boating is OK, but damn!...how about a lil' self control?

...folks, this is how "Shamrocks" happen.
OneHump- October 13, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Dana White said it best; This guy is a punk. After he gets booted off TUF, he can go back to his trailer and train for his fight with Jesse Taylor. If he wins, he'll finally have enough money buy his own six pack and pay for his mom's parking space so they don't tow his house away.
NealTaflinger- October 13, 2008 at 3:07 pm
He's Allen Browning and he just does what Allen Browning does. That's all the insight I need.
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