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Junie Browning Still Making Things as Hard For Himself as Possible

Swallowing an entire bottle of Klonopin in a suicide attempt then assaulting three nurses at a hospital and threatening to rape their families — well, that would be a bad day for anybody. But after the dust settled on Junie Browning‘s Las Vegas misadventure last month, he was embarassed and apologetic, telling Fighters Only, "I have a lot of problems and I’m working on them…I’m truly sorry for what happened, and if I could take it back I definitely would." So we can put this behind us and move on, right Lunatic?

Not quite. Browning failed to appear in court to answer his battery charges, and now there’s a warrant out for his arrest. ("FOX5 attempted to contact him for an interview, but was met with a profanity-laced recorded message and the calls were not returned.") Terrible timing, considering he has a totally ill-advised fight booked in Indiana on November 28th. Then again, it’s against a 1-0 rookie, so maybe they can get LionHeart Blevins to fill in. Best of luck sorting out your legal issues, Junie. Please, no armed standoffs!

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510koaLa- November 17, 2009 at 12:35 am
im with "rockhuddy" lets just be done with this retard please!
TeamZipper- November 13, 2009 at 10:18 pm
It's sad, what's coming to the world of MMA when we have nothing more to report on then Junie Browning and how he threw his career away? Is there nothing else to report on?
rockhuddy- November 13, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Why does this douche even get coverage? Honestly.
Pestilence- November 13, 2009 at 8:38 pm
First, you do "porn" machine. Then it's fried chicken and now Junie? I thought this was a fighting site.
IRISHLOBO- November 13, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Seoul Brother, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

My 2 cents on this: unless there is urine in that glass, I highly doubt that Junie is training appropriately.
Seoul Brother- November 13, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Junie Browning's famly tree is like a saguaro cactus. It's long, doesn't fork all that much, and it's full of little pricks.
Merlin- November 13, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I'm just happy the man hasn't made enough from his fights to purchase a Pick Up Truck or paint Junie Browning on the side.
Da Spied Her- November 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm
And the winner of the CP MMA Douchebag of the Year is.....

Seoul Brother- November 13, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Instead of getting all uppity with high fallutin' things like Klonopin, Junie should just take it easy. Like with a bottle of aspirin to thin out his blood, and then cut with the veins in his wrists before settling into a hot bath. And if he's not gonna kill himself, someone please castrate him as well as his brother, I don't like the idea of these two dingleberries pissing in the gene pool.

There should be a CagePotato MMA Douchebag of the Year Competition. I nominate Junie Browning, GARY Millen, Phil Baroni, and Jesse Taylor.
Angled Dangle- November 13, 2009 at 2:19 pm
C'mon guys. You're being too hard on Junie.

Hang in there, bro. Don't give up. You will be a success. Don't give up so easily.

Maybe try a noose or guns, because pills, like MMA, are not your thing.
NateGetsIrate- November 13, 2009 at 2:16 pm
And to be honest... I couldn't be happier about the situation he's in.
exes.for.iballs- November 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm
What a douche. I'm surprised it took him this long. People like him deserve to be locked up.
NateGetsIrate- November 13, 2009 at 2:12 pm
This is all because Escodero knocked out Cole Miller.

Do you guys remember how much of a dick Junie was acting towards Efrain on the show? Getting all up in his Efrain's face for no good reason. Now look at where the both of them are after only a few months since the show. After all the tough talk, all the self-promoting, all the chances he was given... it's all come full circle. It's a fact: Junie really wasn't a good fighter.

Suicide? Could you blame him?
busted_cranium- November 13, 2009 at 2:08 pm
This kid is clearly a douche bag of the highest order. Anyone who takes an anti-seizure medication in an attempt to take his own life should be publicly slapped about the head and face with a wet sock.
shatteredhawk- November 13, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Im tired of this MotherFucker...Dont be a pussy and fucking do it. I really hope you fucking die Junie you're wasting precious CagePotato space. I hope in the future CP doesn't acknowledge anything this stain does or doesn't do.
Numa- November 13, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Dude needs to man up and handle his business. He is trying 'to work on his issues' and then pulls this. Come on man... be a man and face the music.

Fight Fan- November 13, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Still paying for that loss at the St. Rose Throwdown.
se7en0we2- November 13, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Junie Browning is a dildo!