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Just When We Thought M-1 Global Couldn’t Get Any Greedier, Along Comes The Official Fedor iPhone App to Prove Us Wrong


(If you ever wondered exactly how far you are from Fedor, this app has your answer.)

I don’t know how we missed out on this announcement last week, but apparently a company has just released a new Fedor Emelianenko iPhone application to allow fans to keep up with what the Russian heavyweight is up to, you know, just in case you haven’t quite figured out how to use Google.

Here’s some info from the press release that was issued on April 12:

“The official app give fans around the world a look into the public life of an international sports icon. Users of the app have access to Fedor’s Twitter feed and the latest news from M-1 Global.

Want to know what’s next for Fedor? App users also have the opportunity to “Ask Fedor” questions through a special “app only” email account. The Fedor app also has a special media section with images, e-cards, entrance themes, videos, and a GPS feature.

“We are pleased to work with Fedor and M-1 Global on this incredible app. Fedor’s career is in its most interesting stage and what better place for fans to follow it than on their iPhone,” said Peter Klamka, President of Cephas Holding Corp which developed and markets the app.”

Some how I doubt that Fedor has access to that “exclusive” email account in Stary Oskol and I’d be surprised if he even knows what the hell an iPhone is or what an app does. The replies to fan questions will probably sound a lot more hipster and a lot less Russian philosopher than usual.

According to the company that developed the program, they are also in the process of making a Wanderlei Silva app as well as a social networking app for MMA fans called MMA Underboss. Let’s hope they’re better than their flagship Iron Shiek soundboard.

Comments

  1. Spicymeatball Says:

    Thu, 04/21/11 - 05:14


    M-1 Global needs to just go away. Their days are numbered and the day Fedor retires is the day M-1 Global dies. Its really a shame, I just hope that Fedor hasn't given them all his money.
  2. Bob Reilly Says:

    Thu, 04/21/11 - 07:17


    That Iron Shiek app is the best app I've ever seen!
  3. sakurabasear Says:

    Thu, 04/21/11 - 07:18


    I just bought the app. Then I bought the Dan Henderson app and it completely dominated Fedor's. It was weird, after launching the Fedor app, things started shutting down, then all the lights went out in my house.
  4. Morningwood Says:

    Thu, 04/21/11 - 07:35


    @sakurabasear - I'm surprised it didn't map out all the ice cream shops in a 50 mile radius.
  5. noname Says:

    Thu, 04/21/11 - 09:12


    better Iron Shiek sound board http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRRHvw0s1Yc&feature=related
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    Thu, 04/21/11 - 09:43


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    Thu, 04/21/11 - 09:46


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    Thu, 04/21/11 - 09:46


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    Thu, 04/21/11 - 09:47


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    Thu, 04/21/11 - 09:48


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  11. grubwyrm Says:

    Thu, 04/21/11 - 09:57


    man, an actual spambot would own. either it: a) is a robot made entirely out of spam, that somehow someone (probably Japanese!) put articulated metal skeleton parts into and servos and all that, and maybe even a spam face that could emote. It would only last like, a day or so, unless you kept it in a sealed plastic box like they had Magneto in when he was in jail. Maggots would totally get in your spambot if it wasn't protected. There's maggots in Japan right? Or silk moths or whatever eats rotten food over there. Those would get in it. OR b) it's a robot that makes spam or spam-centric creations, like spam sculptures of national monuments. I'm pretty open to either spambot idea, so whichever one you like better, go ahead and make. Thanks.
  12. RearNakedSpoon Says:

    Fri, 04/22/11 - 02:39


    I imagine the "how far are you from Fedor" part works like the radar in the Aliens movie.
  13. indiana Says:

    Fri, 04/22/11 - 03:44


    Great timing with Fedor becoming obsolete and stuff...
  14. Mood Says:

    Fri, 04/22/11 - 04:18


    Can't really see the point in anyone wanting to know how far away you are from Fedor. Aleksander on the other hand..
  15. ArmFarmer Says:

    Fri, 04/22/11 - 06:14


    I literally lol'd when I read "how far are you from fedor". It's funny, 5 years ago you would use that to stay out of harms way.. today you would use it to guide you to a victory over a big name with a lot of hype that would look great on your record but wouldn't be very hard to achieve. If they put out a combined Bisping, Wanderlie, Hughes, Fedor, Chuck app they could make a lot of money selling them to everyone else that fights for a living.
  16. ThrashingMad Says:

    Fri, 04/22/11 - 10:28


    http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ultimate-fighting-championship/id325572765?mt=8
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