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Justin Wren Kills Pig, Puts ‘Poser’ Viking Brock Lesnar On Blast


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Dude. We almost don’t know what to say. Former “TUF 10” contestant and UFC washout Justin Wren apparently went on a “hunting trip” of sorts recently wherein he ripped out the heart of a wild pig with his bare hands (and a smallish knife) and feasted on it, then took a bunch of pictures of himself covered in the pig’s blood, *then* wrote a post on The Underground Forum basically calling Brock Lesnar a pussy and a “yuppy viking” for growing a shitty beard and killing deer with (of all things) a rifle. I mean, good God, what the fuck?

A 30-second look at Wren’s personal internet photo stream and/or his new website tells us he’s not kidding around about this Viking shit. There’s a picture of him on there in a helmet and animal pelts, carrying a warhammer and a battle axe and (possibly) wearing white jeans. White jeans, dude. Anyway, after the jump you can read Wren’s first-person account of slaying the pig. We have to warn you that it includes phrases like “waterfall of steaming hot blood” and “seeing it’s beating heart (and) stabbing it” so, you know, do so at your own risk.


“I had a blast going hunting for the first time ever!” Wren writes. “It was nuts taking down boars from the hind legs, flipping em over, going to knee on belly (for u jitz guys), then grabbing its front leg and ripping it open under its right leg, having a waterfall of steaming hot blood pour over your hand and arm… seeing it’s beating heart… stabbing it, blood spewing on your face… and then ripping out the heart as it continues to beat in your hand for around a minute or so! I can now say I stepped into Viking Manhood fully!”

Now see, that is just not necessary. Even Matt Hughes has the common decency to kill his pigs with a laser-sited crossbow. But we digress, Wren – who lost his one-and-only official UFC fight to DeathClutch gym member Jon Madsen back in December of 2009 – may still have been riding high on the bloodlust when he logged onto the UG to post the following sweeping indictment of Lesnar’s status as a Norseman:

“One had a beard for a month …,” Wren writes. “The other was the only student with his own razor at middle school. One was clean shaven for over 30 years … The other hasn’t shaved once since high school (5 1/2 years). One shoots a deer from HUNDREDS of yards away… and carries it out. The others FIRST hunt he used only a 3 inch knife, chased down hog, flipped it to it’s back, ripped out it’s heart, and carried out the "Brock" sized hog over a 1,000 yards out through heavy brush, creek beds, cactus, 2 & 1/2 weeks after back surgery.”

Don’t worry though, since Wren is also certain to point out that, you know, he respects Brock and everything …

“Just a little comparison of Viking-ness!” he writes. “I do have the utmost respect for Brock and his accomplishments, talent, and God given ability.”

Sure buddy, whatever. To tell you the truth, we’re not sure if Wren’s hog-slaughtering, fur-modeling condemnation of Lesnar is, like, the awesomest thing we’ve ever seen or just totally lame. Either way, seems like kind of a roundabout, but pretty effective way for a dude who last fought at a show called “Fight Force International: Blood & Sand 8” to advertise his new website.

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Nintendong- January 27, 2011 at 4:07 pm
A step up for him I guess, the last tusk-less pig he fought beat him by split decision.
PortlandMMA- January 27, 2011 at 11:34 am
Well that just adds to my point then.
DangadaDang- January 27, 2011 at 9:18 am
@ Portland MMA Mitrione did not finish Beltran
agentsmith- January 27, 2011 at 9:13 am
Unless the then pillaged and burned the nearest village, I'm not impressed with his Viking performance.
Stak40- January 27, 2011 at 6:45 am
This dude aint shit. My brother has fucked way fatter bitches on the RAG.
Jesus Frijoles- January 27, 2011 at 6:28 am
Justin......just stop.You are trying way too hard. Just go ahead and ask Brock for a date.
MyDonkeyPunch- January 27, 2011 at 5:07 am
Justin Wren = Gigantic Boar Tampon
DangadaDang- January 26, 2011 at 7:12 pm
The weirdest part is that this is Justin's profile pick for his Match.com account
coldbeer78- January 26, 2011 at 6:20 pm
@ StinkFacer

Yeah because according to him, heart stabs dont win fights.
StinkFacer- January 26, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Cecil Peoples scored the hunt 29-28 for the hog.
fatbellyfrank- January 26, 2011 at 5:56 pm
And as for his hunting exploits, meh, not even a tusker, the dogs would have chased it and brought it down, he's had to keep the dogs in sight so yeah, bit of running, come down here to Cape York peninsula, great feral pig hunting,they're considered a pest here, most station owners will let you on their property if you respect it, and If you can get a clean bill of health on the pigs liver and heart from Dept of Primary Industries you can make a bit of coin selling the meat to exporters, wild boar is still highly sought after in Northern Europe but apparently they dont have enough feral pigs to satisfy demand.
And I've never seen a Viking in the Cape York region.
fatbellyfrank- January 26, 2011 at 5:47 pm
@ Fried Taco, bwahahahahahahahah +10, I guess the cats of the world are finally safe?
Lane31- January 26, 2011 at 5:39 pm
Looks like Overeems's chef.
Nintendong- January 26, 2011 at 4:58 pm
@ Mr Beefy

Madsen is a fat bitch lay and prayer 100%. I hope Mike Russow "Duffees" his ass.

Also I was wondering why Wren is bragging about this shit? Not really a big deal and in general kinda stupid.

I am sure the tale is largely exaggerated as well, but I guess when you are tits up mediocre at fighting you have to try and impress people some how.

Also, who gives two fucks about your facial hair? Dude sounds like a fucking hipster.
NinjaVanish- January 26, 2011 at 4:23 pm
I fought on a local card in Des Moines right before TUF 10 came out, and during the intermission the promotion interviewed him, everybody was asking him about Kimbo.

I got the chance to shoot the shit with him after my fight, nice guy, very humble.

I thought he beat Roy Nelson in that fight on TUF 10. That whole season was a fucked up tribute to Jackson's Camp.
PortlandMMA- January 26, 2011 at 4:03 pm
@ Mr Beefy

Madsen is fighting Mike Russow at fight night 24, not a world champion but Russow is a pretty talented dude. I think its funny though that you think Madsen sucks and Mitrione has been on a tear...I honestly think Madsen's level of competition has been higher then Mitrione's. Mitrione did finish Beltran, but other then that he's fought 2 dudes that aren't even MMA fighters anymore. Not to mention he got submitted by James McSweeney (a guy without any pro submissions to his record) on TUF.
KarmaAteMyCat- January 26, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Brock Lesnar never claimed to be a viking that all started from Joe Rogan on youtube saying he was the cause of vikings fucking vikings for hundreds of years. So isn't this entire post mildly retarded?
twoleftfeet- January 26, 2011 at 3:43 pm
What kind of Viking believes in only one God
KarmaAteMyCat- January 26, 2011 at 3:30 pm
I've seen that hunting hogs with a knife scenario done on camera via youtube/national geographic. So do I believe it? Yes. Do I think he could hold his own at the level which the Caliber of fighters at the UFC go at it. No.
newotnek- January 26, 2011 at 3:26 pm
What kind of Viking waits until he finishes proper schooling before his first hunt?
danomite- January 26, 2011 at 3:16 pm
does anybody seriously think this guy chased down a hog and killed it with a knife? now, if he was hunting turtles i could believe it.
Limfamous- January 26, 2011 at 2:58 pm
i just had an image pop up in my head of overeem doing this exact same thing.. except with a horse instead of a pig.. clearly, i've been reading too much CP..
Fried Taco- January 26, 2011 at 2:37 pm
And so ends Alf's chances of ever making a comeback.
MF Joel- January 26, 2011 at 2:10 pm
You know what, I was going to defend Wren...but then I went on his website and saw him saying:

"I have a great life and I thank God"

So fuck it. Maybe God has Joe Silva's number.

I also hate Jon Jones, for similar God-based reasons.
puhalu- January 26, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Either he forgot to mention the dogs that caught that thing for him, or it was in a pen when he jumped on it. No way he ran it down.
It doesn't matter, though - he's not as manly as he thinks. I've seen 10 year-old Hawaiian kids kill bigger pigs than that.
PS it's either a sow or a boar that's too young to have tusks.

Pinheads like that give respectful, ethical hunters a bad name. I curse him with ticks and trichinosis.
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