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Following his bust for three unapproved painkillers following UFC 94, Karo Parisyan was hoping to take his suspension and try to move on with his life. Unfortunately, he’s still stuck in punitive limbo, as he was informed in a Nevada State Athletic Commission hearing yesterday that a final decision regarding his positive drug test won’t be announced until next month. Though Parisyan is still under a temporary suspension, his actual suspension will be retroactive to January 31st; in other words, it won’t begin on the date that the final suspension is determined, which is good news. Still, the uncertainty isn’t exactly helping the Heat’s panic-related issues. As he told MMA Junkie:
"I’ve got to come back (in March), and if they take my money and [heavily] fine me, I won’t make it until the end of the year. It’s that bad for me with income. If they won’t level with me, it’s going to be pretty hard for me.
I’m just going to tell them, ‘Listen, I’m sorry.’ I had a prescription for one pain pill; the other I didn’t have a prescription for. I have a very high resistance to pain pills, and I took some. I’m sorry.
This is the only way I have to support my family. If I don’t fight, I’m going to be homeless by the end of the year. I’m going to try to get married in August. If I don’t fight and I get fined, my entire year — everything I was supposed to do — will just go down the toilet. Between my marriage and my house, I’ll lose everything if you take my money away. So I beg God and I’m begging you guys, please don’t do that to me."
Listen Karo, as long as we have a couch, you’ll never have to be homeless. But yeah, the marriage and house thing kind of sucks. You’d think the half-dozen relatives that live with him would be able to help out in some way, but it’s a different culture, and we must not judge.
Related: Dr. Johnny Benjamin clarifies why painkillers like the ones Parisyan was taking are banned in mixed martial arts competition:
During the bout, the net effect of narcotic pain medication would tend to be more harmful than helpful to actual performance. A general dulling of the senses, slowed reaction time and poorer coordination would significantly outweigh any potential increase in pain tolerance.
As a physician that regularly treats trauma patients, any medication (narcotics, etc.) that can alter brain function and other vital systems (such as respiration) can pose a significant risk for those that suffer significant injury (a spleen injury, for example), head trauma, concussion and/or brain injury. This fact is the major reason that narcotics are banned — not because they are performance-enhancing drugs (PED).
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commentsOn top of that he did the crime, so it's time to pay. Chump.
Go get a job like everyone else - don't cry to me little girl.
Kayro and Manny needs to go back to Middle East and race camels, give up on fighting!
Holla!
The guy has a lot of talent and decides to show up to fights flabby and out of shape. When he was on the ultimate fighter to support his cousin he acted like a total douche. Hopefully, these life experiences will humble him as a person.
I am buying a brand new, $4000 stainless steel refridgerator this weekend and I am going to donate the box it comes in to Karo. I am also going to include the styrofoam packing so he has a pillow.
Hell ya, I am a nice guy.
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lol how the hell do u do that?
nyways sounds like karo is in a tough way, i wish him the best to climb out of it.
^^ im pretty sure he said something like that when he was on TUff lol.
Can't pay the rent. Get a job. (That means actually looking for one - you know you're gonna get fined, you know its going to be significant so stop looking for sympathy and be prepared).
Can't afford to get married? Then don't - it doesn't mean anything anyway and nowadays its just an excuse for the women to have attention lavished upon her so she can feel "oh-so-special".
HAHAHAHAHHA
The first douche that wanted to diss me Failed! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I'm agreeing with the "he knew what he was doing, what did he think was going to happen" stance.
Neve been much of a Karo fan, and this isn't helping.
...or maybe you're all unemployed?
lulz
It sucks that he will not be working but come on now. You dont have any other way of making money? Why not teach Judo at a school or something?
I am sure that it doesnt pay well but it can help to put food on the table.
Maybe do some seminars?
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