MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Karyn Bryant, Her Husband and ‘Rampage’ Jackson’s Weird Sexual Relationship Continues

By Elias Cepeda 

Ok, I can’t possibly be the only one who is reminded of this classic Chappelle’s Show  ’Real World’ sketch whenever I watch Karyn Bryant get accosted by Quinton Jackson while her husband/cameraman/cuckold, Wade Eck silently and passively stands by and films the proceedings.

First there was Rampage’s attempt at motorboating Bryant to celebrate his win over Matt Hamill, and now this week he was back to his old tricks on Bryant’s MMA H.E.A.T. show. We’ve almost become numb to his antics and come to expect molestation from Rampage whenever a woman sticks a microphone in his face since it isn’t the first (or the second) female reporter Rampage “be humping” or otherwise sexually assaulting. Hell, we’ve lost count of the amount of videos out there of Rampage being his classy self.

Anyway, this time around Bryant had a full 45-minute sit down with Quinton, who we now know is all hopped up on testosterone injections, and besides his uncomfortable closeness to and constant leering and grabbing of Bryant, it was actually a pretty solid interview. He touched on a ton of topics including why he wants to leave the UFC, his rap career aspirations and how he helps his family and friends out financially.


(Video courtesy of YouTube/MMAHEAT)

But there was poor, pathetic Wade again, behind the camera, taking it all in, only this time he was forced to endure (or relished, who knows?) the grabbing and feigned foreplay much longer.

Not wanting to disappoint, Rampage, who said that Bryant is listed as “Karyn Motorboat” in his cell phone contact list, took things up another notch this time.

At one point, when the groping evidently got to be a little too distracting for Bryant, who asked if the T made him “more horny,” instead of telling him to stop, she reminded Jackson that her husband was standing right there. That’s when Jackson, without taking his legs or arms off of Karyn, began to dig in verbally at Eck, making fun of how Wade said he trains “full contact four days a week,” and telling him “while you were out training I was at your house.”

By the end of the interview Rampage basically had Bryant mocking her husband too. Sad and weird.

Though he’s off camera, one can just imagine the “Chad” character’s expression from Chappelle’s Real World sketch as he sobbed and masturbated while watching “Lysol,” and “Tyree” work his lady over in front of him on Wade’s face. Chad was of course being played by an actor in a fictional sketch. We’re not sure what Wade’s deal is.

 

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pooflinger- March 20, 2012 at 4:17 pm
@RwilsonR.....Bro I was eating some rice when I read your comment/I spit up all over my computer....(I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something) 'Mitch Headberg
Crazy Croat- March 17, 2012 at 12:25 pm
check out my hype video for mir vs velasquez http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_HWyYEckG8
holeeball- March 16, 2012 at 7:26 pm
I'm not sure I get this. Am I supposed to sit here for the next 45m watching this shit or play with the seek bar until I find it? is taht how it works?
AlFyiavb- March 16, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Not sure where you said Bryant was "mocking" her husband. I don't see it.
The_Dead_Cow- March 16, 2012 at 1:23 pm
"Katie has some big ass tittaes."
RwilsonR- March 16, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Most accurate statement in the entire interview - "You know I'm not one for ever pulling out." Yeah, your 5 kids from 4 different mothers gave us some indication of that, Rampage.
El Guapo- March 16, 2012 at 1:01 pm
"I had sex wit Katie, too, mang."
Sloppyspray- March 16, 2012 at 12:27 pm
I didn't know you could motorboat a plank of wood, Rampage should watch out for splinters.
jimbonics- March 16, 2012 at 12:12 pm
He's probably just glad someone, somewhere, wants to hit that.
Corrosionform- March 16, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Q-tip and Lysol ... freakin hilarious names !
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