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Kelly vs. Mandaloniz: The Fight You Didn’t See

(Props: MMALinker)

Those of us who watched the Spike TV tape-delayed replay of UFC 95 were treated to a briskly paced broadcast that managed to fit a Spike-record nine fights into three hours. The only match that was left off the U.S. broadcast was the event’s leadoff scrap, a welterweight fight between Paul "Tellys" Kelly and Troy "Rude Boy" Mandaloniz, which Kelly took in a unanimous decision. It’s definitely worth watching; Mandaloniz comes out fast ‘n’ furious, like he’s looking for Knockout of the Night, or Fight of the Night, or both. But Kelly wakes up with about two minutes left in the round and inflicts some abuse of his own — with Wolfslair teammate Quinton Jackson shouting encouragement from cageside — and manages to slash the Hawaiian’s left eyebrow wide open before the round’s end.

The second frame starts off with some ground-and-pound by Kelly. Mandaloniz scores the mount later in the round, and briefly takes Kelly’s back, but Kelly brilliantly reverses and goes back to using Mandaloniz’s head like a punching bag. Rude Boy clearly doesn’t want any more after round two, yet he soldiers on for the final five minutes, which is more of a slower-paced boxing match until the 2:20-remaining mark, when Mandaloniz takes Kelly down. Unfortunately his submission attempts are rebuffed and it’s fist-eating time again. The fight’s actually a little closer than the scores would suggest, but Mandaloniz is the the one who looks like he got too close to a polar bear’s cubs, and there you have it.

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Anonymous- February 24, 2009 at 9:29 am
12:05 BJ "you look good troy"
Anonymous- February 24, 2009 at 6:44 am
COOL!, you're almost as annoying as TUF Guy. Almost...I'd still be able to be in the same room as you.
LukeTheDuke- February 24, 2009 at 3:39 am
SLLAB SKCUS YUG FUT. Mirror Required.
Anonymous- February 23, 2009 at 10:34 pm
I like nonfiction. Good fight!
-cw-- February 23, 2009 at 7:28 pm
link is dead or something - the video link now goes to advertising...
pete- February 23, 2009 at 6:41 pm
anyone see the tatt on kelly's back, is it just me or is that the mask of "Frank" from Donnie Darko? If it is that's a pretty dirty tatt
BULLET TOOTH TONY- February 23, 2009 at 6:05 pm
tuf guy you spend yr life on cp look how many comments you have so dont say you got bitches and money because its not even funny you fat lepor. Just because some rent boy sais yr funny once in a while dont mean you actually are and carry on talking your fake wannabe hard shite on an MMA site a joke here and there is fine but this really does seem to be all you do which is SAD as fuck. You need to get a fucking grip m8 seriously and anyone who thinks this boy lover is funny will die a fat fucking vigin too. Kelly did pretty good but i thought he was gona get choked out at one point. Remember tufl guy don't pretend to be something yr not be yrself thats whats really cool no one gives two shits how hard or cool you pretend to be because if it was true you wouldn't brag about it U SMELLY PAKI
Jay- February 23, 2009 at 5:45 pm
So Rude Boy was able to soldier on into the last round. Hear that BJ, your no-talent bag licker has more heart than you. How slippery is that bitch?
Wandering Wade- February 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Fight of the Night right there.

They should also add a bonus for Ass Whooping of the Night.

Kelly deserves a Bonus for delivering both.
anonymous- February 23, 2009 at 5:24 pm
well that was fucking grueling. Both dudes had sick stand up, great fight. Team Penn 0-2
AussieJosh- February 23, 2009 at 4:55 pm
This comments section has just turned in to a bunch of poofs bitching about each other! GET FUCKED!!!

Thanks for the video post, I enjoyed watching the fight.
Stevia Addict- February 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Can it be that a single juiced up douche has ruined the CP comment board?
TUF Guy's Boyfriend- February 23, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Honey will you calm down.....did you take your steroids again this morning? Sweety you know I can shoot you up with something better. Please baby calm down.........

P.S. hugs and kisses!
LukeTheDuke- February 23, 2009 at 3:19 pm
This was clearly fight of the night.
And No, I'm not talking about TUF Guy vs. Everyone Else.
Step away from the keyboard dude.

- LtD
NewlyElectedKingCPPoster- February 23, 2009 at 3:14 pm
YES! I AM THE CHAMP NOW! Laides if you'll step right over...hey where ya goin? Didn't you hear I'm the best...blogger....nevermind

MMA Finnfan- February 23, 2009 at 2:58 pm
wtf is this shit?

I. Rule. Your. Real. Life.... please, king of the internetz hill. Thats the saddest thing I´ve ever heard.
CanadianProduce- February 23, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Dude, you missed the intelligent post fight comments this morning. Thats all you get...a couple of good hours after the weekend and straight trolling soon after. Like it or leave it. It is what it is.
ItburnswhenIpee- February 23, 2009 at 2:50 pm
@TUF Guy

"My friends at Xtreme Couture like me and let me do what I want as long as I keep giving them money."

Your friends like you as long as you keep giving them money...

You just clowned yourself, shitforbrains. Time to leave forever.
Scat Stevens- February 23, 2009 at 2:47 pm
FACT: He can play "Time" by Nina Simone by rubbing the rim of his anus in a circular motion.

FACT: He once slapped the shit out of Andre Arlovski with his cock in a crowded bar on Rush St. for not being able to properly pronounce the word "circumspect".

FACT: He's the greatest motherfucking poster in Cagepotato's history and should be treated as such. Bow down, faggots.
Wow- February 23, 2009 at 2:47 pm
This is an MMA site right?
I didnt stumble into some HS blog page?
You know that its the same person just posting under diffrent peoples name's to get a rise out of them...... right?
You know that person does nothing all day but sit at home and do this shit, or just posts from what ever HS computer they can get a hold of? You ever notice that all this shit blows up during lunch time or when school gets out?
Come on now people are you that dumb.... you know that this person was probably banned from Sherdog like 10 times already and just couldn't come up with another name to use?
TUF Guy- February 23, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I'm balls balls
TUF Guy- February 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm
FICTION: The Lord Of The Rings

FICTION: Harry Potter

FICTION: The Bible
TUF Guy- February 23, 2009 at 2:39 pm
FACT: TUF Guy is a CP legend in his own right

FACT: Nobody knows you guys

FACT: Someone will use the FACT strategy with a weak diss
Scat Stevens- February 23, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Tuf Guy pwns. He's the real deal, my fuckers. He shot out of his mom's poon with a fifth of Johnny Walker Red, two grams of coke, a full head of hair and a 12 inch fully erect cock. When he becomes constipated, it's only because his turds are relunctant to leave the glory that is his intestinal tract. Bow down, fuckers.
TUF Guy- February 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm
That wasn't me, but he gets the point.