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Such is the sad life of Ken Shamrock — even when he manages to snap a five-fight losing streak by submitting a morbidly obese man with no submission defense or the ability to get to his feet after he’s fallen to the mat, he still had to cheat in order to do it. Kevin Iole passes along the bad (though fairly unsurprising) news:
Well hey, it looks like his brother Frank was right all along. But of course, nobody in this sport actually takes steroids — they simply take legal supplements that happen to secretly have steroids in them. And Ken is hoping that this dependable defense will keep him out of hot water:
Right. Good luck with that. In our eyes, the real innocent victim here is Roy Jones Jr., who had a pretty damn respectable lineup of fights going for his first foray into MMA promotion. Supporting the boxing main event of Jones vs. Omar Sheika would be Shamrock vs. Lashley, Seth Petruzelli vs. Doug Marshall, and Jeff Monson vs. Roy Nelson. Now, Shamrock’s stupidity has sunk the co-main event, and Kimbo-slayer Seth Petruzelli is off the card due to an injury suffered during training. On the bright side, maybe Lashley will now get a replacement opponent who’d be able to survive past the first minute with him — and doesn’t need chemicals in order to do it.








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commentshahahahahah, give this man a shirt. better yet put that quote on a shirt and give El a commission.
"And, by the way, I STILL want to challenge Old, Bald, and Irish to a drinking contest! O.B.I., I am now up to a case of tequila a week. You cannot beat me."
...whoa, whoa WHOA!
Nobody told ME about your drinking challenge!
Dude, do you know what your dealing with?
First off, hit me up on the Forums section and drop me a line if ya wanna get in touch with me. I check it daily.
A case of tequila...a week? Color me skeptical, but impressed. That's 9 bottles, right? With or without worm?
I'm sure we can come up with some kind of videotaped challenge. But I gotta warn ya, I can consume some impressive amounts of liquor.
My all time record is as follows:
• 36 beers
• 3 joints
• 2 lines of crank
• 1 tab of acid
...all within about a 12 hour period.
I suppose the fact that I was 16 years old prevented me from ending up dead.
The result was my first hangover ever. It was also one of my worst hangovers ever.
Geez....ya'd think after all these years I'd learn my lesson. And here I am tryng to set up a drinking challenge with a guy who's chuggin' a case of tequila a week.
...I just can't back down from a challenge....
Anytime its Frank or Ken i just sink into my chair hoping there's a better article after it.
Both brothers are complete tool chests
Even in some of his older Pride fights you can tell he was juiced, especially when he'd gas out so fast... Fools a has been...but no sure why anyone is suprised that it finally caught up with him... all these fools getting busted now...obviously their cycles our out of date.
FAIL!
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