(Video courtesy of YouTube/FightHype)
Okay, maybe he didn’t name us specifically, but the aging veteran who used to be known as “The World’s Most Dangerous Man” told FightHype.com that any reporters who think he should walk away from the sport are idiots.
Using an odd analogy that reporters who had never stepped into the cage saying he should call it a career are like if when we’re old the doctors refuse us medicine because they’re saving it for some younger patients. So because doctors have never been old or had a disease like cancer, they aren’t qualified to treat someone who is or diagnose someone who has it? Makes perfect sense.
Instead of proving him right by responding in typical CP style, instead I’ve written an open letter to Ken Shamrock.
Check it out below.
Dear Ken,
No one is refusing you medication. We just don’t want to see you suffer any long-term brain damage that will require you to take large dosages of it to be able to go about your daily routine. You’re 47. You’ve had a long and pretty successful career, so why not get out while the getting is good. Maybe you could get into commentary, open a new UFC gym or start contributing a weekly “Ask Ken” column for us.
You’ve only won two fights since 2005. One was against a guy who at 29-44 and 1 no contest basically made a career of being a punching bag for fighters looking to pad their records — and he took you the distance. The other was against an obese 6-10 fighter who died seven months later of a heart attack at age 32.
Your next fight is against James Toney. He has the power in his hands to make you forget you hate Frank, and if he connects with your face, he’ll drop your once impressive record another notch to 28-16-2.
If it’s about the money, write a tell-all book about the sport and the rampant steroid use of everyone — yourself included as you’ve admitted recently. It will sell a million copies if you include embarrassing stories about Frank as a gawky teenager and about all of the fixed fights you know about.
Please don’t be mad or try to stab me in the eye for this honest and heartfelt plea from a pen-pusher and fan.
Sincerely,
Mike Russell
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commentsIf my grandad wants to go bungee jumping again, despite having had his hips dislocated in 4 of his last 5 tries. Or if my Dad decides that it's time for him to buy a sports bike despite having crashed his large diesel saloon twice in the past 3 years. Am I not supposed to at least say something to try and stop them from harming themselves? Yes they have the right, and yes they may enjoy what they do, but that doesn't make it a good idea. It's not that I want them to be in a home somewhere tucked away drooling and shitting themselves, it's kind of the opposite.
No one is saying you can't train, teach, enjoy and still contribute to this sport, but the writers do at least have a right to their own perspective and the general consensus is that as objective observers, you may be better off giving this up. Especially if you are more preoccupied with "putting on a show" and going out there "and swinging" rather than looking to fight smart and win.
Jus sayin.
I'm thinking about writing a book touting the benefits.
Sidenote: I swear I just got some chinese letters on my Captcha, this shit's pretty weak.
I haven't commented up in here for a while. I love me some CP. I visit every day. But for me commenting is like my addiction to Vicodin. It's not a healthy way for me to spend my time and is especially destructive when I mix it with Bourbon.
But I can't hold my tongue (mostly because it's slippery).
Can we stop with this weak, disingenuous bullshit about being concerned for fighters' health? We are fans of a sport where people try and fuck one another up. If you are trying to make ppl believe you're genuinely concerned for their shit, you're a fool. No one's buying it.
Admit that you just like to make fun of Shamrock and Mumbles and people like them and get on with it. We like to read articles where you make fun of them. We're OK with.
We're OK with Shamrock risking his health for our entertainment and we're OK with you making fun of him when you get the opportunity.
Shamrock's a big boy. He knows the risks and he loves the attention.
BTW, when are we going to start a campaign to legalize steroids? This never-ending pissing and moaning about 'roids is equally annoying.
Anyone for some spicy shit tacos?
Holy shit that was fucking hilarious, give that dude 67 t-shirts now. I must know who you are. Real Karma, that wasn't me dude. Hahahahahahahaha!!
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